What's on your Christmas wish list?

[karndav]

All I am asking for is my husband follows thru with his promise to take anger management classes and to get some therapy for some issues he has been having lately

 

[SweetErika]

A vacation, preferably to Costa Rica. Any time and place would be great, but I wanna see the monkeys!!!

 

[Quoll]

A vacation, preferably to Costa Rica. Any time and place would be great, but I wanna see the monkeys!!!

Aww sweety, they broke up a long time ago.

 

[pimpslap]

A Krieghof shotgun. But I would settle for a Remington 11-87 Premier.

 

[midwestyankee]

My favorite presents have always been the gift certificates for services to be rendered in the future that my children made for me. I tried to tell them that even though they are older now and are able to purchase something "real" from the stores, I'd rather have something that only they can give. Not sure that they took the hint. Oh well. At least they know that I don't wear ties for work any longer.

 

[SweetErika]

Aww sweety, they broke up a long time ago.

Charlatan!!!


Why would you try to dash my hopes like that!?!?!? You are a cruel, cruel bastard; a Scrooge and Grinch, I say!

It just can't be true! I just saw the monkeys on TV the other day, and they were so happy together! And everyone knows the TV never, ever lies!

 

[bobsgirl]

Aww sweety, they broke up a long time ago.

And I grieve every day. That Davey Jones was a cute little guy.

 

[bobsgirl]

I need a screwdriver. One of those itty-bitty ones that fits in itty-bitty spaces.

 

[Quoll]

And I grieve every day. That Davey Jones was a cute little guy.

That was then

This is now

 

[Quoll]

Charlatan!!!


Why would you try to dash my hopes like that!?!?!? You are a cruel, cruel bastard; a Scrooge and Grinch, I say!

It just can't be true! I just saw the monkeys on TV the other day, and they were so happy together! And everyone knows the TV never, ever lies!

I was prepared to take it all on the chin,
with a huge evil grin.
A scrooge and a grinch?
I 'll take that in a pinch.
A fraud and a bastard?
Could I be so dastard (shut it, poetic licence)
I would've even taken a stick in the eye,
But I'm absolutely flummoxed
That the fuckers wont die.

 

[midwestyankee]

I was prepared to take it all on the chin,
with a huge evil grin.
A scrooge and a grinch?
I 'll take that in a pinch.
A fraud and a bastard?
Could I be so dastard (shut it, poetic licence)
I would've even taken a stick in the eye,
But I'm absolutely flummoxed
That the fuckers wont die.

Hell...I thought they had taken the last train to Clarksville years ago. Damned railroads...just when you think they have become reliable.

 

[rwattsIII]

Christmas wish.....

Really and truly - what do you want Santa to bring you this year? Electronics? Hot sex? Peace on earth? Honestly I'd like to know.

That my son remain safe in body, spirit and mind while he's in Iraq. That's all. That's enough.

 

[bobsgirl]

That my son remain safe in body, spirit and mind while he's in Iraq. That's all. That's enough.

From your mouth to God's ear.

Amen.

 

[SweetErika]

I was prepared to take it all on the chin,
with a huge evil grin.
A scrooge and a grinch?
I 'll take that in a pinch.
A fraud and a bastard?
Could I be so dastard (shut it, poetic licence)
I would've even taken a stick in the eye,
But I'm absolutely flummoxed
That the fuckers wont die.

LMAO

I was talking to my mom the other day, and she said if anything comes from Such-n-Such Travel, don't open it. Yesterday, we got two thick envelopes from them. I just may get to see my Costa Rican monkeys after all!!!

 

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[midwestyankee]

Then I'm a believer!

So you think that SE is no longer in a dream world?

 

[Guest]

 

[midwestyankee]

Looks like she might have 2 tickets to paradise

Do you suppose that she'll eat lots of apples, peaches, bananas, and pears while she's there?

 

[Guest]

 

[midwestyankee]

what else is there?

I'm sure that a sweet young thing like her will find plenty.

 

[Guest]

 

[Nightbird]

I wish certain things could be different.

 

[Eilan]

Looks like she might have 2 tickets to paradise

Is this the same paradise that can be found by the dashboard light?

 

[Guest]

 

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