What's on your Christmas wish list?

[bobsgirl]

Willing to work by correspondence course? I could probably stay a lesson ahead of you. Might make a new man out of that bob fella in the process.

Where do I sign up?

MrB could probably use a make-over!

 

[midwestyankee]

Where do I sign up?

MrB could probably use a make-over!

I'll let you know as soon as I study that chapter.

 

[Guest]

 

[midwestyankee]

A few kinks to work out first?

I have to take a whack at the whole spanking concept and tie up some loose ends before we start the bondage chapter. Yep, that will just about wrap it up.

 

[silverwhisper]

jacuzzigal: teleporting is always my first option. :>

nice to see you again, btw.

ed

 

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[midwestyankee]

Whenever I hear the word bondage I can't help but think of Charlton Heston in The Ten Commandments. It may have been great in its time, but when you look back, that was some really poor acting.

He had cold dead emotions to go with those cold dead hands for a long, long time.

 

[bobsgirl]

He had cold dead emotions to go with those cold dead hands for a long, long time.

He had one emotion: intense with a set jaw and the veins popping out at his temple.

Ah, Moses...I mean, Chuck...what a guy.

 

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[bobsgirl]

bobsgirl: I see you're buried in cookie dough. what kind are you making?

At this precise moment, none. But I did make some white chocolate macadamia nut cookies. I go hog wild at Christmas and make way more than MrB and I could (or should) eat. Sugar cookies, peanut blossoms, those little round ones coated with powdered sugar that I can't remember the name of.

You want cookies?

 

[SwEeT_LiL_LadY]

Really and truly - what do you want Santa to bring you this year? Electronics? Hot sex? Peace on earth? Honestly I'd like to know.

you just summed up what i wanted for christmas - lol it feels like you read my mind there

 

[jacuzzigal]

No hot sex for you?

holy hannah how could I forget that? OF COURSE hot sex too!

 

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[M's girl]

I almost forgot, I want sex with our bodies covered in some sort of oil. Probably won't happen for a while though due to logistics, however it will remain on the list.

Logistics? Hmmmm..... DIY markets sell large pieces of plastic to use when building or painting to protect other materials/items. They are not expensive at all. There's the very thin plastic and we have the much thicker (almost like what certain 'heavy duty' shopping/grocery bags are made of) ones in orange and blue. None of them over 10 euro's, which should be even cheaper in dollars. If you cover the (double) bed with that (it should be large enough) and cover that with an old blanket you should be ready to go is my guess... It may make some additional sounds, but will keep your bedding safe.

 

[midwestyankee]

I almost forgot, I want sex with our bodies covered in some sort of oil. Probably won't happen for a while though due to logistics, however it will remain on the list.

Merry Christmas, friend. I found a supply of oil for your fun. Where shall I have it shipped?

 

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[midwestyankee]

LOL. Thanks. That looks like it might be enough to do the job. Not sure if it's the right type though.

I'm sure it is. Halliburton had the contract and no doubt they got it right and at a very reasonable price.

 

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[midwestyankee]

I have no doubt they got it at a reasonable rate, but what are they selling it for and what is the profit margin?

I heard that it was all done on a no-bid contract and that Mr. Cheney assured everyone that he had had nothing to do with the negotiations. As he spoke to the press on this issue, a Mazola truck pulled into his driveway and pumped 800 gallons into his private storage tank.

 

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[DLL]

There was a lot of overacting/poor acting in that movie.

ahhh who cares lots of cute guys running around shirtless..Yul brynner saying so let it written so let it be done..in that deep sexy voice...and the classic line Oh Moses Moses You stubborn splendid adorable fool!!!
and who ever played Joshua was HOTTTTTTTTTTTTTtttttttttttttttttttttttttttt

 

[averageblonde]

I would really like to be able to see my boyfriend. I miss him so much, and that's all I really want.

If I had to pick something material, I really want a pair of Steve Madden heels, particularly these:
http://www.stevemadden.com/item_image.asp?id=10736

 

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[Darkknight2010]

Really and truly - what do you want Santa to bring you this year? Electronics? Hot sex? Peace on earth? Honestly I'd like to know.

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm... oh hell, I"ll give in to my consumer tendencies!

1. 'Born to Run' 30th anniversary edition DVD. I know, I know, I should have this already! I'm a horrible Bruuuuuce fan. Sigh.

2. Portable DVD player. No, I don't NEED it... but boy it would be fun to have!

3. Laptop. Nah, nothing specific, just something to write with.