LegendInMyOwnMind
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Inspired by an AH thread about the best line in your writings.
What's the best line you've said to another person? Humorous, weird, and terrible lines are also welcome here.
My own was said in a warm-up topic in a singles group. In response to the moderator's question, "Not including sex, what taste do you like?", I answered, "Peanut butter." The next person in the circle (an attractive blonde woman about five years older than me) asked, "Creamy or crunchy?" I answered, "The peanut butter or the sex?" She began muttering to herself with a quizzical look on her face, "Cruchy sex?" During coffee after the discussion, she asked me what the hell I meant. She later explored the topic more intimately with me. The ensuing sex was definitely creamy, not crunchy. But after all, I don't know how to give a woman a crunch pie.
What's the best line you've said to another person? Humorous, weird, and terrible lines are also welcome here.
My own was said in a warm-up topic in a singles group. In response to the moderator's question, "Not including sex, what taste do you like?", I answered, "Peanut butter." The next person in the circle (an attractive blonde woman about five years older than me) asked, "Creamy or crunchy?" I answered, "The peanut butter or the sex?" She began muttering to herself with a quizzical look on her face, "Cruchy sex?" During coffee after the discussion, she asked me what the hell I meant. She later explored the topic more intimately with me. The ensuing sex was definitely creamy, not crunchy. But after all, I don't know how to give a woman a crunch pie.
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