What would your Stripper profession be?

[aussiegeekygal]

I am a topless waitress and I see all types of strippers at the bar I work at!

I want to be you when I grow up

(And now I'm imagining Betty White as a cocktail waitress. Fuck, yeah!)

 

[Endless_Night]

Welp, I haven't read the whole thread, but my stripper profession would be Bikini Wearing Mud Wrestler.

Because I've had experience.

Which should surprise no one since Suz and Trekka outed me in a thread. Oh, man.

IT WAS FOR CHARITY

 

[default24]

Welp, I haven't read the whole thread, but my stripper profession would be Bikini Wearing Mud Wrestler.

Because I've had experience.

Which should surprise no one since Suz and Trekka outed me in a thread. Oh, man.

IT WAS FOR CHARITY

Where is the evidence?!?!?!?

 

[Endless_Night]

Hmmmm. Mud on a stage. Toss in a pole.

Maybe I should rethink that choice.

 

[Endless_Night]

Where is the evidence?!?!?!?

Evidence of the mud wrestling? It will die with me.

Evidence of the outing? Somewhere in one of Suz's threads.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Hmmmm. Mud on a stage. Toss in a pole.

Maybe I should rethink that choice.

Amazing grip strength of the inner thighs.
You're on to something

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I am always so confused by the turns threads take when you girls get together on Friday.

So are we. We just ride it out.

Are you still in the dugout, or are you looking for an apron?

 

[Trekka]

Well this is a happy coincidence

Isn’t it, now?

 

[Trekka]

^found my apron. Whew!

So are we. We just ride it out.

Are you still in the dugout, or are you looking for an apron?

He better be lookin for one!

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Isn’t it, now?

Well, fuck me sideways.
Hottie!

 

[jason28053]

^found my apron. Whew!



He better be lookin for one!

Well I hope y’all match

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I’ve always got my apron in my ball sack.

Odd place to stow it, but I'm not one to judge.
Now, can you make yourself glisten?

 

[jason28053]

Isn’t it, now?

Looking good ladies

 

[Endless_Night]

Why don't I have a practically naked apron picture?

#rectify

 

[Trekka]

I’ve always got my apron in my ball sack.

Well I hope y’all match

i do not believe my outfit coordinates with ballsacks, but i’ll try anything once

 

[jason28053]

i do not believe my outfit coordinates with ballsacks, but i’ll try anything once

With @aussiegeekygal silly

 

[Mrtenant]

Chewbacca, come n get some ladies!

 

[ericrodman101]

Anyone suggested vacuuming? They say a guy who vacuums the house gets a lot of sex, so holding a vacuum cleaner might work as stripper gear.

 

[Trekka]

With @aussiegeekygal silly

Well you tell me. Do we go well together?

Well this is a happy coincidence

Isn’t it, now?

This is when we try to get Enny to join in and she flips out!

 

[Endless_Night]

Anyone suggested vacuuming? They say a guy who vacuums the house gets a lot of sex, so holding a vacuum cleaner might work as stripper gear.

Why does this make me think of the Stickman….

 

[jason28053]

Well you tell me. Do we go well together?





This is when we try to get Enny to join in and she flips out!

Like sisters

 

[Trekka]

Why does this make me think of the Stickman….

Because you know he’s lurking with a stiffy right now

 

[ericrodman101]

Why does this make me think of the Stickman….

Maybe someone who sells stick vacuums door to door can tell us how much sex they get.

 

[Endless_Night]

Well you tell me. Do we go well together?





This is when we try to get Enny to join in and she flips out!

I mean, I think y'all go together SPECTACULARLY.

I wouldn't want to spoil that perfect pairing.



(Where is my freaking embarrassed emoji? This new platform is Killing me. )

 

[jason28053]

I mean, I think y'all go together SPECTACULARLY.

I wouldn't want to spoil that perfect pairing.



(Where is my freaking embarrassed emoji? This new platform is Killing me. )

What she said!