What is your most embarrassing lit moment?

[muddler35]

I was waiting outside a nursery to drop my youngest off for first day, chatting to a stranger mum, a potential new friend. parent friends who go to same schools are crucial for your sanity

you know the first thing out my mouth? It could have been anything but instead I went with “at least now I can go for a smear (pap smear) in peace”

yes indeed, the first words out of my mouth centred around my vagina

Awwww

 

[Cyber_Bella]

Of course I still cringe though.

To clarify…we didn’t do anything but talk. Besides, I’m sure you’ve found other ladies that you have more in common with.

 

[muddler35]

To clarify…we didn’t do anything but talk. Besides, I’m sure you’ve found other ladies that you have more in common with.

Nope, Completely bereft of female companionship ever since. Goofball. It wasn't a heartbreak story, although I was totally in to you at the time, it's an embarrassing, funny, me making an ass of myself story.

 

[LadyLascivious1]

Of course. I still cringe though.

Why? It sounds like what you said was authentic and was delivered with humor. I’d take that any day over closed off or fake. If that creates some awkwardness, bring it.

 

[AnalCreampieGiver]

All of them

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Probably yesterday when I sent a happy new year message to an old flame.... luckily he has ignored it!

 

[Polranny]

We've all done that or similar at some stage

 

[colorfulnayyy]

Lusting over someone I shouldn’t have given any energy to.

 

[Deleted member 1306910]

Lusting over someone I shouldn’t have given any energy to.

LMAO I don't think a single one of us hasn't done that at least once.

 

[slavemelanie]

It usually involves sending a message to the totally wrong person.

 

[muddler35]

It usually involves sending a message to the totally wrong person.

If you have the time and you feel like it, scroll back a bit. So many of us have done this, but I kinda raised the bar. lol

 

[FranklyFrank]

How many dms have you already received from people who don't know what a sybbie is?

Lol and how many are asking you to take another ride?

 

[VoraciousValue]

Most of the time I engaged in DWH (DMing While Horny). I can be obnoxious and a bit pushy when I get in the mood. (That and strange chills sometimes.)

 

[muddler35]

I've got a fun silly schoolboy crush on one of my best friends here. Nothing will come of it, but we have a good time fun-flirting together. Here is my suave ass yesterday,

All of my subtle charm and quiet affection is slowly wearing you down. Finally. If I were to say something wonderful and romantic right now, I could totally win you over and you know it.

Goddammit!, I can't think of a fucking thing! Soooo How's the dogs?

 

[Dunes_et_Soleil]

Someone posted that she was so horny that she had started to hump her pillow.

To which I replied, 'That's a great way to get sharted!' * Sometimes the typo just slips in there and stings you*
Needless to say we didn't hit it off.

 

[muddler35]

Someone posted that she was so horny that she had started to hump her pillow.

To which I replied, 'That's a great way to get sharted!' * Sometimes the typo just slips in there and stings you*
Needless to say we didn't hit it off.

You win!

 

[Rapharider]

Discovering fairly early on in my Lit career that not all profiles professing to be women are actually women.

We’ll leave it there.

 

[Anastasia1999]

Discovering fairly early on in my Lit career that not all profiles professing to be women are actually women.

We’ll leave it there.

Oh jesus!!

 

[Rapharider]

Oh jesus!!

I now insist on verification, as you know

 

[muddler35]

Discovering fairly early on in my Lit career that not all profiles professing to be women are actually women.

We’ll leave it there.

At least you figured it out fairly early.

Being serious for one second. When meeting people here, always ask for a picture and a voice message. Anyone who isn't okay with that is hiding something.

 

[rubydlite]

I've gotta say, not too much. Maybe my early exuberant behaviour when I was set free in a world of sexually liberated people. But I have no shame about this joint haha

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

I have tons of them...usually caused by my embarrassment at being ghosted...

 

[muddler35]

Ghosters suck! Question for all. How many messages have you ever sent before realizing you were ghosted? My record is 6.

 

[CurvySassyAJ]

Ghosters suck! Question for all. How many messages have you ever sent before realizing you were ghosted? My record is 6.

Too many.

Conversely, I admit I have gone ghost from time to time. I'm sorry if I did that to anyone reading this. How long is too long to respond? 5 minutes? 5 days?

My most embarrassing lit moment? When I realized a story i upload was double pasted, so it was twice the size but only one story. It has been fixed.

 

[muddler35]

I only ghosted someone once. I don't think she even noticed. EEK.