What is your most embarrassing lit moment?

[LizVegas79]

Oooo people who live in glass houses should NOT throw stones!

So, awhile back @JerseyJade took a hiatus from lit. We were sorta friends before she disappeared, Our conversation upon her return.

Me: Welcome back! I hope you're okay.
JJ: Is your cock circumcised?
Me:

That's our JJ!

 

[ShaneoD]

Oooo people who live in glass houses should NOT throw stones!

So, awhile back @JerseyJade took a hiatus from lit. We were sorta friends before she disappeared, Our conversation upon her return.

Me: Welcome back! I hope you're okay.
JJ: Is your cock circumcised?
Me:

Psst, I think you just did it again

 

[muddler35]

Psst, I think you just did it again

Huh?

 

[JerseyJade]

Oooo people who live in glass houses should NOT throw stones!

So, awhile back @JerseyJade took a hiatus from lit. We were sorta friends before she disappeared, Our conversation upon her return.

Me: Welcome back! I hope you're okay.
JJ: Is your cock circumcised?
Me:

Yeah.. and I was so impressed by your answer, I forgot what it was. And I don't want to know, either.

 

[LizVegas79]

How many dms have you already received from people who don't know what a sybbie is?

You're probably right. I'll save everyone a little time. sybbie = sybian (definitely look that one up if you don't know what it is - and we'll see you next week! lol)

How many guys are going back looking for typos now

I wonder.

I don't even remember myself what threads I was posting on.

Good luck to any hunters out there - let me know if you find them btw please! I'm sure we could all use a good laugh!

Well my current one is unlocking a potential new kink in the tail thread

and I always get embarrassed when my exhibitionist streak comes to the fore (another lit issue cos I’m so publicly proper IRL). In fact if I go into one particular thread I’ve got a response ready with a pic that I will probably never post.

and when people take me seriously and I have to wiggle out of it cos I’m prone to foot in mouth disease and sarcasm (a heady combination)

Foot in mouth disease is a pretty common fetish around here May. You're going to have to do better than that!

 

[ShaneoD]

Huh?

I thought you may have embarrassed her again, though based on her reply she might have asked publicly

 

[muddler35]

Yeah.. and I was so impressed by your answer, I forgot what it was. And I don't want to know, either.

I think I was so shocked that I actually did answer you.

 

[JerseyJade]

I think I was so shocked that I actually did answer you.

Honestly, I don't remember if you answered me or not. And just so you know, I was a little drunk at the time.

 

[muddler35]

I thought you may have embarrassed her again, though based on her reply she might have asked publicly

Lol. Embarrass Jade? That I'd like to see!

 

[muddler35]

Honestly, I don't remember if you answered me or not. And just so you know, I was a little drunk at the time.

Good to know. I've been drunk ever since!

 

[muddler35]

Dammit @SirConradPeckereye come back. Apparently I'm the backup venom recipient, and I'm not up to the task!

 

[JerseyJade]

Dammit @SirConradPeckereye come back. Apparently I'm the backup venom recipient, and I'm not up to the task!

I haven't even started yet.

 

[muddler35]

I haven't even started yet.

The absolute funniest part of that conversation was when you revealed your age. I'm pretty sure I told you to brush your teeth and go to bed.

 

[JerseyJade]

The absolute funniest part of that conversation was when you revealed your age. I'm pretty sure I told you to brush your teeth and go to bed.

Lmao!

 

[muddler35]

Lmao!

I didn't know at the time that you need to brush your teeth a little after going to bed.

 

[JerseyJade]

I didn't know at the time that you need to brush your teeth a little after going to bed.

And this is why you get treated like @SirConradPeckereye.

 

[muddler35]

And this is why you get treated like @SirConradPeckereye.

I can't try to replace him, just keeping his spot warm.

 

[JerseyJade]

I can't try to replace him, just keeping his spot warm.

I do miss that PeckerHead.

 

[muddler35]

I can't try to replace him, just keeping his spot warm.

Holy Cats! We should move to your thread! I forgot we are on mine.

 

[Cyber_Bella]

Years ago someone tried to play me for a fool. I was quite embarrassed to learn I wasn’t the only one they had on their string. Luckily it only took 2 weeks.

 

[may_I_please]

I do miss that PeckerHead.

You remind me of Corbal

i like it

 

[sinfulchaoticdesires]

I have a story how my one of my two best friends and i became besties..
Apparently he was having a bad night.... lost his dog apparently.. and he was feeling really depressed.. and in a rare moment.. apparently I offered him a blow job to cheer him up???
He did cheer up...
And I don't remember any of this!!
Lmao

 

[muddler35]

Ooooo. Remembered one! A very long time ago, I had been playing the long game trying to seduce this incredibly sexy woman. I was actually doing pretty well. She invited me to our first voice call! I knocked back a few tumblers of whiskey to steady my nerves. Finally I had this beautiful woman on the phone! I went with the honest approach, "By the way I tend to use terms of endearment, and I habitually end every phone call with Love you." Her: "Click!" Oops! I'm still embarrassed by that! Sorry @Cyber_Bella . I've always been a bit of an ass.

 

[Cyber_Bella]

Ooooo. Remembered one! A very long time ago, I had been playing the long game trying to seduce this incredibly sexy woman. I was actually doing pretty well. She invited me to our first voice call! I knocked back a few tumblers of whiskey to steady my nerves. Finally I had this beautiful woman on the phone! I went with the honest approach, "By the way I tend to use terms of endearment, and I habitually end every phone call with Love you." Her: "Click!" Oops! I'm still embarrassed by that! Sorry @Cyber_Bella . I've always been a bit of an ass.

Eh…water under the bridge.

 

[muddler35]

Of course. I still cringe though.