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Mine hate me because I complain all the time. I complained Friday, Monday and today. I still don't have the two packages. I'll complain again tonight.sasebrats said:
What Did YOU Learn Today?
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BlueMorpho
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more HP stuff (as in Harry Potter) - on pg. 500 something
charmed1
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I learned more than I ever wanted to know about skin and the various diseases that can be there. 
I learned that I can be very bored in a very busy situation. Go figure.
I learned that my patience wears thin very quickly lately and I've been snapping at people who don't deserve it.
I learned that with a little patience and understanding, some people aren't so bad after all.....no matter how annoying you once thought they were.
I learned that I am almost too independent for my own good.....almost.
I learned that I can be very bored in a very busy situation. Go figure.
I learned that my patience wears thin very quickly lately and I've been snapping at people who don't deserve it.
I learned that with a little patience and understanding, some people aren't so bad after all.....no matter how annoying you once thought they were.
I learned that I am almost too independent for my own good.....almost.
starrynightin64
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I was reminded that some people will never grow up....
starrynightin64
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I learned that it is illegal to mow your lawn in Switzerland.... dressed like Elvis 
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<serious giggles>can you just imagine how bad things had to be to make THAT a law?_JollyMon said:
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I've already learned today that people can be so mean sometimes.
starrynightin64
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I got a flash of a Month Python moment on the fued in the neighborhood that got them there._JollyMon said:
SecretLove69
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Today, after almost 9 years, I learned just how much I mean to my husband. Seems as though if my name weren't on the marriage certificate he would lose about a quarter of his VA benefits every month.
When he told me that I just felt so special and so wanted. Gave me the warm fuzzies all over.
Oh well, at least I know now why he keeps me around. And here I was thinking it was for my talents at cooking, cleaning and doing his laundry. Silly me to think he would be so thoughtless.
When he told me that I just felt so special and so wanted. Gave me the warm fuzzies all over.
Oh well, at least I know now why he keeps me around. And here I was thinking it was for my talents at cooking, cleaning and doing his laundry. Silly me to think he would be so thoughtless.
RainDove25
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I learned that you dont put bambo plants in the sun.
somberReality
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That my CNA (clinical nursing assistant) class is really "wiping butts 101" in disguise.....DAMNIT!!!!
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I learned that I let things get to me too easy.
MrFantasyMan
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MsTexas said:I learned that I let things get to me too easy.
and that Irish verse can say it quite nicely...
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I learned that if you are putting half measures in, you are foolish to expect full servings later
I know, I really should have figured that shit years ago but you know
Thank you for helping me see that one L
I know, I really should have figured that shit years ago but you know
Thank you for helping me see that one L
starrynightin64
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I learned that mango icecream with mango rum over the top is mango good 
HottieMama
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i learned that the feeling of belonging is def. real.
SecretLove69
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Yeah, like I needed an excuse AND btw, where the hell was I when they were looking for volunteers for this study?
Study: Fellatio may significantly decrease the risk of breast cancer in women
(AP) -- Women who perform the act of fellatio and swallow semen on a regular basis, one to two times a week, may reduce their risk of breast cancer by up to 40 percent, a North Carolina State University study found.
Doctors had never suspected a link between the act of fellatio and breast cancer, but new research being performed at North Carolina State University is starting to suggest that there could be an important link between the two.
In a study of over 15,000 women suspected of having performed regular fellatio and swallowed the ejaculatory fluid, over the past ten years, the researchers found that those actually having performed the act regularly, one to two times a week, had a lower occurrence of breast cancer than those who had not. There was no increased risk, however, for those who did not regularly perform.
"I think it removes the last shade of doubt that fellatio is actually a healthy act," said Dr. A.J. Kramer of Johns Hopkins School of Medicine, who was not involved in the research. "I am surprised by these findings, but am also excited that the researchers may have discovered a relatively easy way to lower the occurrence of breast cancer in women."
The University researchers stressed that, though breast cancer is relatively uncommon, any steps taken to reduce the risk would be a wise decision.
"Only with regular occurrence will your chances be reduced, so I encourage all women out there to make fellatio an important part of their daily routine," said Dr. Helena Shifteer, one of the researchers at the University. "Since the emergence of the research, I try to fellate at least once every other night to reduce my chances."
The study is reported in Friday's Journal of Medical Research.
In 1991, 43,582 women died of breast cancer, as reported by the National Cancer Institute.
Dr. Len Lictepeen, deputy chief medical officer for the American Cancer Society, said women should not overlook or "play down" these findings.
"This will hopefully change women's practice and patterns, resulting in a severe drop in the future number of cases," Lictepeen said.
Sooner said the research shows no increase in the risk of breast cancer in those who are, for whatever reason, not able to fellate regularly.
"There's definitely fertile ground for more research. Many have stepped forward to volunteer for related research now in the planning stages," he said.
Almost every woman is, at some point, going to perform the act of fellatio, but it is the frequency at which this event occurs that makes the difference, say researchers. Also key seems to be the protein and enzyme count in the semen, but researchers are again waiting for more test data.
The research consisted of two groups, 6,246 women ages 25 to 45 who had performed fellatio and swallowed on a regular basis over the past five to ten years, and 9,728 women who had not or did not swallow. The group of women who had performed and swallowed had a breast cancer rate of 1.9 percent and the group who had not had a breast cancer rate of 10.4 percent.
"The findings do suggest that there are other causes for breast cancer besides the absence of regular fellatio," Shafteer said. "It's a cause, not THE cause."
OK boys, line up - we are saving bewbies here!!!!!!
Study: Fellatio may significantly decrease the risk of breast cancer in women
(AP) -- Women who perform the act of fellatio and swallow semen on a regular basis, one to two times a week, may reduce their risk of breast cancer by up to 40 percent, a North Carolina State University study found.
Doctors had never suspected a link between the act of fellatio and breast cancer, but new research being performed at North Carolina State University is starting to suggest that there could be an important link between the two.
In a study of over 15,000 women suspected of having performed regular fellatio and swallowed the ejaculatory fluid, over the past ten years, the researchers found that those actually having performed the act regularly, one to two times a week, had a lower occurrence of breast cancer than those who had not. There was no increased risk, however, for those who did not regularly perform.
"I think it removes the last shade of doubt that fellatio is actually a healthy act," said Dr. A.J. Kramer of Johns Hopkins School of Medicine, who was not involved in the research. "I am surprised by these findings, but am also excited that the researchers may have discovered a relatively easy way to lower the occurrence of breast cancer in women."
The University researchers stressed that, though breast cancer is relatively uncommon, any steps taken to reduce the risk would be a wise decision.
"Only with regular occurrence will your chances be reduced, so I encourage all women out there to make fellatio an important part of their daily routine," said Dr. Helena Shifteer, one of the researchers at the University. "Since the emergence of the research, I try to fellate at least once every other night to reduce my chances."
The study is reported in Friday's Journal of Medical Research.
In 1991, 43,582 women died of breast cancer, as reported by the National Cancer Institute.
Dr. Len Lictepeen, deputy chief medical officer for the American Cancer Society, said women should not overlook or "play down" these findings.
"This will hopefully change women's practice and patterns, resulting in a severe drop in the future number of cases," Lictepeen said.
Sooner said the research shows no increase in the risk of breast cancer in those who are, for whatever reason, not able to fellate regularly.
"There's definitely fertile ground for more research. Many have stepped forward to volunteer for related research now in the planning stages," he said.
Almost every woman is, at some point, going to perform the act of fellatio, but it is the frequency at which this event occurs that makes the difference, say researchers. Also key seems to be the protein and enzyme count in the semen, but researchers are again waiting for more test data.
The research consisted of two groups, 6,246 women ages 25 to 45 who had performed fellatio and swallowed on a regular basis over the past five to ten years, and 9,728 women who had not or did not swallow. The group of women who had performed and swallowed had a breast cancer rate of 1.9 percent and the group who had not had a breast cancer rate of 10.4 percent.
"The findings do suggest that there are other causes for breast cancer besides the absence of regular fellatio," Shafteer said. "It's a cause, not THE cause."
OK boys, line up - we are saving bewbies here!!!!!!
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