Literotica; Before and after

[PhiloDaddy]

Before Lit I was an arrogant bitch

After Lit I am an arrogant cunt

Refreshingly real.

 

[PhiloDaddy]

Before Lit was FetLife.

After Lit FetLife is a vague memory of hopeless dickwads.

 

[BadAmy]

Before Lit was FetLife.

After Lit FetLife is a vague memory of hopeless dickwads.

Ha.
Give it time.
Lit I mean.

 

[Altfountain]

Cunt is probably one of my favorite words. I wish Americans weren't so offended by it (at least, the ones I know).

I don't think it's just Americans, calling a woman a cunt, I believe, is one of the most misogynistic things a man can do. It reduces a woman to whats between her legs so I really have no idea how any woman doesn't find it offensive. I guess different cultures and how you have grown up sensitizes people to these sort of things. I equate it to the N word, there are many black people that laugh it off but the vast majority find it highly offensive.

 

[EricaAnna]

Before, I was a coming of age youngster in college...now I'm wishing I would've accepted some of my innermost truths back then.

 

[Apisto42]

Before lit, I was an innocent little bunny who didn’t know just how innocent my perversions were.

After lit? Fucking hell, I’m vanilla with a tiny thread of fudge.

 

[ydahecnot]

Before lit, I was an innocent little bunny who didn’t know just how innocent my perversions were.

After lit? Fucking hell, I’m vanilla with a tiny thread of fudge.

“Tiny thread of fudge”…

 

[InThe312]

Before Lit I had never seen anyone post an extreme closeup of their butthole online before.

After Lit, well...I now have.

 

[ydahecnot]

Before Lit I had never seen anyone post an extreme closeup of their butthole online before.

After Lit, well...I now have.

Good lord, what kind of sheltered online life did you lead?

 

[InThe312]

Good lord, what kind of sheltered online life did you lead?

Didn't I just answer that question?

 

[ydahecnot]

Didn't I just answer that question?

Even before Lit, there’d be days I’d see an exposed butthole online before breakfast

 

[XShadynzX]

Before Lit: Trusting
After Lit: Not so much...

 

[BadAmy]

Before Lit: Trusting
After Lit: Not so much...

Hell yes.

 

[Donotrustanybody]

Before Lit: I thought I was the shit
After Lit: I know I am the shit lol


B.S. I knew I was the shit before Lit too

 

[Stan_the_skin]

Before lit, how the fuck do I chat up a woman, and appeal to their good nature?

After lit , no fucking different!!!

 

[GhostOfFAS]

Before Lit:

After Lit:

 

[Altfountain]

Before Lit:

Subliminal suggestion has destroyed my keyboard, thanks

 

[GhostOfFAS]

Subliminal suggestion has destroyed my keyboard, thanks

Lol, I can’t read it quick enough to know what it says. My eyes are too old.

 

[Altfountain]

Lol, I can’t read it quick enough to know what it says. My eyes are too old.

Anything you want to see with the click of a button.

Yeah, my eyes are now fucked too.

 

[AmberLGreen]

Even before Lit, there’d be days I’d see an exposed butthole online before breakfast

Hey, I sent it in the afternoon. Fucking time zones

 

[drobert44]

Hey, I sent it in the afternoon. Fucking time zones

Kind of a tossup, a fag butt or a pussy.

 

[Mrtenant]

Before Lit...Law and Order

After Lit .... Teletubbies

 

[Broken_paladin]

yeah this site showed me a side of mankind that I wish I had never met.

 

[BadAmy]

Before lit, I ignored a select group of people.
After lit, I ignored most people.