What’s Crossing Your Mind II

[mnbreastluver]

Watching sports and saying "We won" is like watching porn and saying "We got laid".

 

[magicmikeaustin]

Thinking of someone getting surprised to visit friends and family far away and how happy I am she can and is doing it!

 

[EctoJohn]

Once again wondering if I speak the same language as everyone else.
Do I really lack basic human understanding to the point that I read
situations differently than other people do?
How is it I can say things I think are completely innocuous and the person I'm talking to takes major offense?
I might be a bit blunt about topics, but when someone feels bad about a conversation that, to me, was meaningless to the point I forgot about it, am I missing something?

I'd swear I just don't know how to people.

 

[sultan_sd]

Oh well...

 

[Ausbellbaby]

It will be OK. It's not the end of the world.. This won't keep me down.. I can do it.. Yes there it is...Yay me!

 

[Smoothshavendad]

Alexa.
Fold the laundry and put it away.

This made me laugh out loud!

 

[Gemma_0]

You don't get what you pay for.

 

[emsway]

Stop staring.

 

[mnbreastluver]

Pretty sure Mrs. Claus is fake. She was invented because people couldn't handle the idea of an unmarried elderly man watching children all year long and then giving them presents based on his own deluded judgements of naughty or nice.

 

[Leigh81]

The beach

L

 

[mnbreastluver]

The saying "out of sight, out of mind" doesn't apply when there's an insect in the room.

 

[ydahecnot]

I am so out of practice, I wonder if I have any game beyond “what are you wearing.”

 

[KarenB59]

This place is getting to be like a relationship you stay in because you keep hoping it's going to get better again .

 

[LostBoyPeter]

How stalkerish this must look.

Sorry, LGT.

 

[AlwaysFara]

How stalkerish this must look.

Sorry, LGT.

Yeah. The Klick is watching you, dude.
Proceed with caution.

 

[Crownvic]

This place is getting to be like a relationship you stay in because you keep hoping it's going to get better again .

How is that working for you karen...

 

[ydahecnot]

This place is getting to be like a relationship you stay in because you keep hoping it's going to get better again .

I feel like that some days lately

 

[mnbreastluver]

Why am I bothered?

 

[Susurration]

I might finally get a break in which to clear my head for the next few weeks.

 

[Xerxes82]

This place is getting to be like a relationship you stay in because you keep hoping it's going to get better again .

When do we get to the part where you just give up and start fucking the young hottie from work?

 

[KarenB59]

How is that working for you karen...

Still waiting

 

[AnalCreampieGiver]

Fuck the NFL.

The only good part about it is the New England Patriots.

What kind of fucked up world is it when you can sexually assault people (Ben Roethlisberger) and beat people (Ray Rice, Kareem Hunt) but if you smoke a plant with health benefits, it's the biggest sin?

I'm not a religious man but I'm praying for/sending good vibes and energy to Josh Gordon. He is in my thoughts and I will continue to support him and wish him nothing but the very best.

 

[AlpineFresco]

Anxiety, and the stomach-knotting feeling of not knowing which way things will fall until the holidays are over.

 

[mnbreastluver]

Being a pet owner is like being a sugar daddy. You waste all of your money on keeping them happy, and the only thing they do is look cute and give you attention sometimes.

 

[zydrate]

Dinner... should I start it now??? *sighs*