Brandnewbuddy
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With the event underway, I thought it would be fun to toss out an idea. So one thing I like to do is listen to RPG horror studies. Stories about Game masters dealing with problem players who make the gaming sessions hell.
So what about stories about problem players getting put in their place or problem GMs getting put in theirs?
For example:
1. College gaming group has a player who is really immature. At first he tried to play a horny bard but that got shot down, so instead he played a buxom elf who flirts with everyone. The group tried to put up with it but he kept making everyone miserable, to the point they want to kick him out…but he’s the only one renting a place big enough for the table.
So they strike a deal: one super horny adventure and then he knocks it off with all the flirting and sex jokes. Just one, they’ll do it in one shot and then they go back to their normal adventure. Player agrees and the group prepares for what will be an awful experience.
…and then lighting strikes the house, transporting the group across time and space to inhabit their characters’ minds while the GM becomes an omniscient being who can see through every monster but doesn’t have direct control of the game.
Not sure of what to do the problem players takes his/her top off and enjoys the sight of their breasts…right as a roper (tentacle monster) attacks and binds them.
The rest of the party tries to help but by the time the fight is done, problem player’s clothes and armor have been completely destroyed and they are covered in an aphrodisiac goo. In a daze, they go over to their half orc fighter (who is played by a woman) and tries to take their pants down.
Players, especially problem player are baffled but GM explains: problme player had taken a “weakness to monsters” quirk at the start of the campaign in exchange for a stat boost and had flavored it as getting uncontrollably horny when they were hit by monsters. GM had tried to shoot it down but the problem player had bullied him until he agreed.
Meanwhile fighter is getting a hard-on. She might hate problem player but her character is more than a little turned on by a buxom elf wanting to suck his cock. She then thinks to all the times problem player would try and solve things by fucking NPCs while trying to flirt with her in real life and she winds up whipping out her character’s cock.
“Do you want to suck it? Do you want to feel it go down your right little throat, my slutty elf?”
“What?” He asked, even as his character crawled forward and began to lick the large green shaft and her hands went up to take each testicle, each the size of a small apple and caressed them, “why would I want to do that?” He then shuddered as the half orc used his grubby hand to take a fistful of his character’s hair.
“Oh I don’t care much about what you want. What’s it you always say? It’s what my character would do? Well my character hasn’t slept with anyone since the death of his wife 5 years ago and…Well your character likes to try and sleep with everything that moves so I’ll ask her again: do you want to suck my cock?”
He couldn’t even mumble out a protest before his character opened her mouth wide and nodded enthusiastically.
“Good girl”
The half-orc tugged the elf’s hair and moaned as the head of his cock pressed past her full lips and went towards her waiting throat.
2. Player is a rules lawyer. Every time things don’t go his way he opens up a dozen rulebooks to argue why things should have. Almost every week an argument breaks out.
So why do they keep going over to his house? Because his girlfriend is there and while he’s arguing with one player or the GM, everyone else is able to sneak in a quickie with his girlfriend.
3. GM is the problem. She’s a paid GM (so players pay each session) and does everything hint she can to draw games out or even requires payment for extras. It’s mostly newbies who are just desperate to get a game but one veteran player knows this is BS and before one session confronts her:
Turns out she’s only supposed to charge a small fee and half of it is supposed to be a gift card for the store they run the game at. She’s been charging double and pocketing the gift cards. So she could be fired and blacklisted from the hobby and most stores.
Also, she didn’t report it on her income tax.
So player cuts a deal: they’ve worked out how much every player has paid and, adding in how much they should have been given in gift cards, and the extra game sessions she owes each player a fair bit of cash…of course a lot of the players are naive virgins who saw a hot woman was running their table and hoping to score…so if she agrees to charge the correct rate from now o. and spend time with each player or players in an intimate way (basing rates off of a cheap escort rate for the area), her secret is safe with them.
So what about stories about problem players getting put in their place or problem GMs getting put in theirs?
For example:
1. College gaming group has a player who is really immature. At first he tried to play a horny bard but that got shot down, so instead he played a buxom elf who flirts with everyone. The group tried to put up with it but he kept making everyone miserable, to the point they want to kick him out…but he’s the only one renting a place big enough for the table.
So they strike a deal: one super horny adventure and then he knocks it off with all the flirting and sex jokes. Just one, they’ll do it in one shot and then they go back to their normal adventure. Player agrees and the group prepares for what will be an awful experience.
…and then lighting strikes the house, transporting the group across time and space to inhabit their characters’ minds while the GM becomes an omniscient being who can see through every monster but doesn’t have direct control of the game.
Not sure of what to do the problem players takes his/her top off and enjoys the sight of their breasts…right as a roper (tentacle monster) attacks and binds them.
The rest of the party tries to help but by the time the fight is done, problem player’s clothes and armor have been completely destroyed and they are covered in an aphrodisiac goo. In a daze, they go over to their half orc fighter (who is played by a woman) and tries to take their pants down.
Players, especially problem player are baffled but GM explains: problme player had taken a “weakness to monsters” quirk at the start of the campaign in exchange for a stat boost and had flavored it as getting uncontrollably horny when they were hit by monsters. GM had tried to shoot it down but the problem player had bullied him until he agreed.
Meanwhile fighter is getting a hard-on. She might hate problem player but her character is more than a little turned on by a buxom elf wanting to suck his cock. She then thinks to all the times problem player would try and solve things by fucking NPCs while trying to flirt with her in real life and she winds up whipping out her character’s cock.
“Do you want to suck it? Do you want to feel it go down your right little throat, my slutty elf?”
“What?” He asked, even as his character crawled forward and began to lick the large green shaft and her hands went up to take each testicle, each the size of a small apple and caressed them, “why would I want to do that?” He then shuddered as the half orc used his grubby hand to take a fistful of his character’s hair.
“Oh I don’t care much about what you want. What’s it you always say? It’s what my character would do? Well my character hasn’t slept with anyone since the death of his wife 5 years ago and…Well your character likes to try and sleep with everything that moves so I’ll ask her again: do you want to suck my cock?”
He couldn’t even mumble out a protest before his character opened her mouth wide and nodded enthusiastically.
“Good girl”
The half-orc tugged the elf’s hair and moaned as the head of his cock pressed past her full lips and went towards her waiting throat.
2. Player is a rules lawyer. Every time things don’t go his way he opens up a dozen rulebooks to argue why things should have. Almost every week an argument breaks out.
So why do they keep going over to his house? Because his girlfriend is there and while he’s arguing with one player or the GM, everyone else is able to sneak in a quickie with his girlfriend.
3. GM is the problem. She’s a paid GM (so players pay each session) and does everything hint she can to draw games out or even requires payment for extras. It’s mostly newbies who are just desperate to get a game but one veteran player knows this is BS and before one session confronts her:
Turns out she’s only supposed to charge a small fee and half of it is supposed to be a gift card for the store they run the game at. She’s been charging double and pocketing the gift cards. So she could be fired and blacklisted from the hobby and most stores.
Also, she didn’t report it on her income tax.
So player cuts a deal: they’ve worked out how much every player has paid and, adding in how much they should have been given in gift cards, and the extra game sessions she owes each player a fair bit of cash…of course a lot of the players are naive virgins who saw a hot woman was running their table and hoping to score…so if she agrees to charge the correct rate from now o. and spend time with each player or players in an intimate way (basing rates off of a cheap escort rate for the area), her secret is safe with them.
