What’s Crossing Your Mind II

[Shi_One81]

My cousin found my Fet profile several months ago and today he sent me a friend request. To say I’m grossed out would be a vast understatement...

 

[AlwaysFara]

My cousin found my Fet profile several months ago and today he sent me a friend request. To say I’m grossed out would be a vast understatement...

I saw my brother, his wife and my nephew there.
I took down my pics and got the F out.

 

[mnbreastluver]

People seem to be far more concerned about the song “Baby It's Cold Outside” than they are about people who are actually cold outside.

 

[AlwaysFara]

It’s Dominant, not Dominate.
Dominate is a verb.

Pinhead.

 

[MrEd63]

There seem to be a lot of females who have joined recently, are on line a lot but not made any posts. They never answer messages either.
Just saying

 

[AlwaysFara]

There seem to be a lot of females who have joined recently, are on line a lot but not made any posts. They never answer messages either.
Just saying

When I first joined, I lurked. Men came out of the woodwork and bombarded me. I hadn’t even posted.
It grossed me out. FRESH MEAT!!!
I never answered any messages until I started talking to people on the threads.

 

[beachbaby179]

It's so hard to get into the Christmas spirit when you're doing everything by yourself. Bleh.

 

[AlwaysFara]

It's so hard to get into the Christmas spirit when you're doing everything by yourself. Bleh.

You should have invited me over. My kids just put the lights on half the tree, then left.
They left the top to me.

I’m 5’2”.

 

[beachbaby179]

You should have invited me over. My kids just put the lights on half the tree, then left.
They left the top to me.

I’m 5’2”.

That's classic. I think I almost just peed a little. What did you do to piss them off?

 

[AlwaysFara]

That's classic. What did you do to piss them off?

Showed them I was a Person and not only their Mom.

 

[Girly_girl]

It's so hard to get into the Christmas spirit when you're doing everything by yourself. Bleh.

Same, no Christmas spirit this year and I've been by myself for 3 years. Just not feeling it this year

 

[Dionysian Beast]

You should have invited me over. My kids just put the lights on half the tree, then left.
They left the top to me.

I’m 5’2”.

Brutal.

 

[AlwaysFara]

Brutal.

They are both over 6 feet.
Little stinkers.

 

[Dionysian Beast]

They are both over 6 feet.
Little stinkers.

No doubt. Seems rather premeditated.

 

[mnbreastluver]

If we could not masturbate just like how we cannot tickle ourselves, friends with benefits may be socially acceptable and a commonplace thing

 

[AlwaysFara]

No doubt. Seems rather premeditated.

College basketball.

 

[Taegul]

The radio probably shouldn't play It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas where I live. It never, ever looks like Christmas here.

 

[sultan_sd]

I feel for the boy

 

[Gemma_0]

How much of the earth now resembles the moon.

 

[cowslinger64]

Thanks for cockatar, asshole.


Another moron on ignore.

 

[mnbreastluver]

Remember the days when you could look up a recipe online and go straight to the ingredients and instructions? Nowadays you need to read through someone’s life story and listen to them wax poetic before you can even begin.

 

[tnman03]

Thanks for cockatar, asshole.


Another moron on ignore.

Yep, I generally do likewise when someone uses one of those and wonder how often women use the ignore function for lister's using cockatar AV's.

 

[ydahecnot]

Far sends them Groupon coupons

 

[tnman03]

Far sends them Groupon coupons

I needed that laugh!!! Thanks y!!!

 

[ydahecnot]

The Omaha Steaks memberships just grew too expensive