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[janeyl]

so a shag and a bacon sandwich - not necessarily running concurrent (too much opportunity for a brown sauce incident... WTF? to occur) - is outta the question?

Oh go on then-seeing as it's you

I'm so easy....................but never cheap ;o)

 

[Brung]

Thanks Brung! Always happy to take compliments There don't seem to be that many women here tho. Is it just a UK thing?

You're welcome Chaperon Not many UK woman on Lit as far as I can make out - but at least the ones that are, are most definately worth it!!!

 

[EnglishGuy1982]

Hey all.

Yorkshire guy here! Any ladies near me?

 

[geronimo_appleby]

Hey all.

Yorkshire guy here! Any ladies near me?

i always ask that question. ladies? no. never. there's always a few skanky birds hanging about.

janey, Bella, LM... the usual.

oh no. i'm right in the shit now, eh?

 

[janeyl]

i always ask that question. ladies? no. never. there's always a few skanky birds hanging about.

janey, Bella, LM... the usual.

oh no. i'm right in the shit now, eh?

That's the last bacon sarnie you get from me............

 

[lovemonster]

i always ask that question. ladies? no. never. there's always a few skanky birds hanging about.

janey, Bella, LM... the usual.

oh no. i'm right in the shit now, eh?

Cheeky fucker.

You're always in the shit. It's just a question of how deep......

 

[geronimo_appleby]

That's the last bacon sarnie you get from me............

Cheeky fucker.

You're always in the shit. It's just a question of how deep......

yeah, yeah, fuck off...

 

[lovemonster]

yeah, yeah, fuck off...

Mind you, you can't be all bad.

Anyone who has brown sauce on a bacon sarnie has class.

HP or Daddies?

 

[geronimo_appleby]

Mind you, you can't be all bad.

Anyone who has brown sauce on a bacon sarnie has class.

HP or Daddies?

what? *flabbergasted*

what? again.

HP, you fuckin' philistine!

 

[janeyl]

yeah, yeah, fuck off...

Well I didn't rule out the shag............

 

[lovemonster]

what? *flabbergasted*

what? again.

HP, you fuckin' philistine!

Fuck off, I have HP too.

There are some less cultured who have Daddies.

Now....regular or fruity?

 

[Scotsman69]

Dearie me, I knew the English cousins could be a wee bit uncultured, but not as bad as this?

Here everybody knows there is only one thing to put on a bacon roll: Lea and Perrins!

A belated guid new year to you all.

 

[lovemonster]

Dearie me, I knew the English cousins could be a wee bit uncultured, but not as bad as this?

Here everybody knows there is only one thing to put on a bacon roll: Lea and Perrins!

A belated guid new year to you all.

Pfffft.....it's all that cold air and rain up there north of the border, made you lot go doolally.

Lea and Perrins is for stews, fried steak and spag bol. Everyone knows that.

 

[janeyl]

Dearie me, I knew the English cousins could be a wee bit uncultured, but not as bad as this?

Here everybody knows there is only one thing to put on a bacon roll: Lea and Perrins!

A belated guid new year to you all.

I'm feeling the love for sticky spicy onion marmalade on a bacon butty myself

 

[geronimo_appleby]

Dearie me, I knew the English cousins could be a wee bit uncultured, but not as bad as this?

Here everybody knows there is only one thing to put on a bacon roll: Lea and Perrins!

A belated guid new year to you all.

fuck off.

 

[geronimo_appleby]

Dearie me, I knew the English cousins could be a wee bit uncultured, but not as bad as this?

Here everybody knows there is only one thing to put on a bacon roll: Lea and Perrins!

A belated guid new year to you all.

fuck off. that's chesee on toast.

 

[bobni]

From Northern Ireland here (30 male).

 

[geronimo_appleby]

I'm feeling the love for sticky spicy onion marmalade on a bacon butty myself

you're weird.

 

[Scotsman69]

Well Mr Appleby, quite the gentleman, aren't we? But you do rather substantiate my impression of 'uncultured'.

 

[lovemonster]

fuck off. that's chesee on toast.

Oooh, I forgot cheese on toast.

Good call.

 

[janeyl]

you're weird.

And your point is...................???

Don't knock it til you've tried it

 

[janeyl]

Oooh, I forgot cheese on toast.

Good call.

Now I wish I'd not had that Chicken Pie for me tea now...................cheese on toast............mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!

 

[geronimo_appleby]

Well Mr Appleby, quite the gentleman, aren't we? But you do rather substantiate my impression of 'uncultured'.

i do have my moments, but right now?

...i don't give much of a fuck.

 

[anneski]

Now I wish I'd not had that Chicken Pie for me tea now...................cheese on toast............mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!

There's always supper.

 

[geronimo_appleby]

And your point is...................???

Don't knock it til you've tried it

i've knocked, janers, but you've always had the chain on the door!