Things you NEVER want to hear while having sex

[Belle_amant]

My new baby daddy!

 

[coochiebarber]

Would you be my baby daddy?

 

[ShyGuy1855]

Is it really in there?

 

[Belle_amant]

Oh, look! A spider!

 

[coochiebarber]

Are you there yet?

 

[RNJAG]

Does his rag (chloroform) smell funny?

 

[TimTim50]

Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?

 

[TimTim50]

Or maybe ....

Hi have a seat, my name is Chris Hanson.

 

[Fierywhore]

Honey your Boss is so hung

 

[coochiebarber]

Ha ha, that was a good one.

I've had bigger.

 

[loquere]

"Surprise Motherfucker!"

 

[someoneyouknow]

Do you think we need to paint the bedroom a different color?

 

[Handley_Page]

Do you think we need to paint the bedroom a different color?

[Actually heard one summer evening]:

"The ceiling needs painting. . . ."

 

[Everyday_Man]

[Actually heard one summer evening]:

"The ceiling needs painting. . . ."

You remind me of Handley Page .... fetch my panties for me.

 

[someoneyouknow]

My mother is coming tonight.

 

[JKendallDane]

My grandpa says he knows where Hoffa's body is because he helped bury it.



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[loquere]

My heart!

 

[PrincepsCyberius]

Her husband's Harley pulling into the driveway.

 

[coochiebarber]

If you agree, my mother would like to spend a week with us.

 

[Everyday_Man]

Her husband's Harley pulling into the driveway.

That brought unexpected laughter.

 

[coochiebarber]

Hurry up. It's time for my pedicure.

 

[Handley_Page]

Hello ? Anyone home ?

 

[sandysub]

hi

Is it in yet

 

[coochiebarber]

My ex called today.

 

[JKendallDane]

Don't freak on me or anything, but I think I should tell you I'm sleeping with your ex also.



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