Things you NEVER want to hear while having sex

[Handley_Page]

<applause>

Magic!

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"OK gang, let clear up and clear out. . . . ."

 

[SisterRobin]

Story of my life

(Knock knock knock). Mom!

 

[loquere]

Snoring

 

[loquere]

Michael Clayton film

"I am shiva the god of death."

 

[RjThoughts]

"Oh Donald Trump!"

 

[loquere]

"Oh Donald Trump!"

That's just fucked up.

 

[Handley_Page]

"Oh Donald Trump!"

What was that again ?

 

[loquere]

What was that again ?

He's an asshole.

 

[JKendallDane]

(visualize a barely legal teen girl speaking during afterglow)

Did I mention my Daddy is kinda overprotective of me...or that he works for the Giancana Family?



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[loquere]

"Yes! I finally broke that Guinness record. Isn't this great your number 10,000. You should get your self tested though, but don't worry I'm good, I've built up an immunity to everything.

 

[Handley_Page]

I got a special pass to the Hospital. . . .

 

[coochiebarber]

Shopping list for next day mall visit.

 

[loquere]

"If you google me you should know, none of it is true."

 

[loquere]

"I know we just met, but you should know I want a baby."

 

[coochiebarber]

Err, I don't swallow.

 

[loquere]

'Do I actually need to touch it."

 

[loquere]

"I don't feel comfortable fucking you on your dads grave."

 

[coochiebarber]

I need to go home before my Hubby does.

 

[loquere]

"My ex did this so much better."

 

[coochiebarber]

I forgot to take the pill today.

 

[loquere]

"I want you to smear me with your feces and then fuck the shit out of me."

 

[coochiebarber]

Yuck....

 

[loquere]

I'd rather kill myself than do that again.

 

[silversword]

I think I forgot to turn the washing around.

 

[loquere]

Your pathetic, I fucked pussy way better than you back when I had a cock.