Things That Get You Laid

[HeavyBalls]

Being an appropriately pervy gentleman.

 

[Anastasia1999]

When you have skills ....and are good with your hands ..and Yesss can also Dance ....

You must be inundated

 

[LizVegas79]

A fresh mani/pedi, a cinch-waist summer dress with spaghetti straps and bedazzled sandals.

 

[Mrtenant]

Stick of chewing gum. Mint flavor.

 

[Tallulah82]

Stick of chewing gum. Mint flavor.

Sticking it where, though?

 

[KinkyLaughs]

No. Not trying though!

 

[NeonSubtlety]

 

[RedheadedHaze]

Charm. Wit. A big....brain. A sexy upper body. Backing me up against a wall....

Man, the list is pretty long, really.

 

[Windman1]

I’m…going to have to get back to you on that.

 

[RedheadedHaze]

I’m…going to have to get back to you on that.

Well. I’m waiting. What say you?

 

[MedicalMuse]

Me. I get me laid.

 

[Cyber_Bella]

Apparently concert tickets.

 

[JK515914]

Cooking my wife breakfast ... I have no idea if this would work for anyone else

https://imgur.com/NshZDcr

 

[Cyber_Bella]

Cooking my wife breakfast ... I have no idea if this would work for anyone else

https://imgur.com/NshZDcr

It would for me or any meal for that matter!

 

[JK515914]

It would for me or any meal for that matter!

In that case, maybe you should call over so I can cook for you sometime?

 

[Anastasia1999]

Cooking my wife breakfast ... I have no idea if this would work for anyone else

https://imgur.com/NshZDcr

That actually looks better than sex

 

[Cyber_Bella]

In that case, maybe you should call over so I can cook for you sometime?

Wouldn’t your wife be jealous?

 

[JK515914]

Wouldn’t your wife be jealous?

Only if we don't keep her some

 

[JK515914]

That actually looks better than sex

Don't limit your options...it tastes better after you've worked up an appetite

 

[cheekygirl75]

Cooking my wife breakfast ... I have no idea if this would work for anyone else

https://imgur.com/NshZDcr

That would work for me! Well, not that specific breakfast but a nice omelette or waffles

 

[JK515914]

That would work for me! Well, not that specific breakfast but a nice omelette or waffles

I will happily make you whatever you want for breakfast cheeky

 

[AmberLGreen]

Having a job and a car so you can take the guy with a DUI to get his beer seems to do it. Even better if you buy it for him or bring it to him cause he's on house arrest. Or hey, might as well pay his rent while I'm at it. That'll definitely get me laid!

(Based on true dating experiences)

Where do I sign up

 

[NC_Coastal]

My Marriott platinum card.

 

[Cyber_Bella]

Nip slips

 

[HeavyBalls]

Furry chests it seems