Things That Get You Laid

[Passionmissed]

If I have it , I cannot find what works

 

[Wildfly11]

Being away for a week!!

 

[AngelWithAShotgun]

Having a job and a car so you can take the guy with a DUI to get his beer seems to do it. Even better if you buy it for him or bring it to him cause he's on house arrest. Or hey, might as well pay his rent while I'm at it. That'll definitely get me laid!

(Based on true dating experiences)

I'm not sure which is worse, if this all happened with one guy or a collection of guys... either way, you need to get out of town for a while missy o.o

 

[J_Bone]

Cooking my wife breakfast ... I have no idea if this would work for anyone else

https://imgur.com/NshZDcr

Dude...I’m straight as an Oklahoma country road. But that’s tempting

Looks delicious!

 

[jordanp76]

You know what works for me? Point 5 of Mike Damone's 5-Point Plan--Put on side one of Led Zeppelin IV.

 

[J_Bone]

Straightening up the part of my hair using my tongue instead of my hand can sometimes get the ball rolling

 

[Mrtenant]

Fuck, I'm out of ideas guys. Last three I tried and failed

1. Weekend long Star Trek marathon wearing Starfleet uniforms.....fail

2. Gator wrestling on our Florida vacation....fail

3. Dressing up as furries and being chased by rednecks through an Alabama forest ....nothing

I mean, what's a man gotta do anymore? I am so out of ideas

 

[jordanp76]

Karaoke James Taylor songs

 

[Windman1]

Well. I’m waiting. What say you?

It was my birthday yesterday, so…

 

[Anastasia1999]

Fuck, I'm out of idea guys. Last 3 I tried and failed

1. Weekend long Star Trek marathon wearing Starfleet uniforms.....fail

2. Gator wrestling on our Florida vacation....fail

3. Dressing up as furries and being chased by rednecks through an Alabama forest ....nothing

I mean, what's a man gotta do anymore? I am so out of ideas

I can relate. I make the meanest cooked breakfast this side of the Rhein but nope, even that does not work

Let’s found a support group. Oh wait, this is a support group!!!

 

[AveryElle]

@AlpineFresco visiting.

 

[Trekka]

You know what works for me? Point 5 of Mike Damone's 5-Point Plan--Put on side one of Led Zeppelin IV.

Lol - but really it should be Led Zep II
That’s what the real sluts jam on

Fuck, I'm out of idea guys. Last 3 I tried and failed

1. Weekend long Star Trek marathon wearing Starfleet uniforms.....fail

2. Gator wrestling on our Florida vacation....fail

3. Dressing up as furries and being chased by rednecks through an Alabama forest ....nothing

I mean, what's a man gotta do anymore? I am so out of ideas

Honestly I’m not sure where you went wrong here. ^This is marriage material to me.

Maybe add some Led Zep

 

[BongoGal]

Back in the day, asking "Wanna fool around?" was pretty effective.

 

[mnbreastluver]

Doing the chicken dance naked.

Wait that might be for making her laugh So hard her ribs hurt.

Never Mind.

 

[Cyber_Bella]

Doing the chicken dance naked.

Wait that might be for making her laugh So hard her ribs hurt.

Never Mind.

Ya might try stripping during the chicken dance.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Helicopter dick.

 

[Cyber_Bella]

Fuck, I'm out of ideas guys. Last three I tried and failed

1. Weekend long Star Trek marathon wearing Starfleet uniforms.....fail

2. Gator wrestling on our Florida vacation....fail

3. Dressing up as furries and being chased by rednecks through an Alabama forest ....nothing

I mean, what's a man gotta do anymore? I am so out of ideas

Swimming in piranha infested waters?

 

[mnbreastluver]

Ya might try stripping during the chicken dance.

Awwwwe

 

[Cyber_Bella]

Ma

Helicopter dick.

Makes me wet every time!

 

[Lord Pmann]

Ma

Makes me wet every time!

It's a technique guys should use more often.

 

[_Ritch_]

Chloroform.

I'm joking,.I'm joking!

 

[mnbreastluver]

A bottle with 1000 Viagra in it.

Yeah, if my erection lasts more than 4 hours I’m not calling my doctor.

 

[Shenanigans90]

Spontaneous getaways

 

[Cyber_Bella]

Diamonds, baby, diamonds.

 

[Tallulah82]

Well, according to the most recent randomer pm'ing me - all I have to do is confirm I have a vag...