Things That Get You Laid

[NastyNyx]

Damn, I filed early

Again? I'll try not to get you so excited next time

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Queso

 

[ydahecnot]

Again? I'll try not to get you so excited next time

A case of premature itemization

 

[cowboyup6977]

One of the sexier pair of heels in my wardrobe that have reaped many rewards!

The higher the heel the higher the platform

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

A yard full of gnomes, at least it worked on @JerseyJade and @Brianna_38

 

[TempSpawn]

My anklet has initiated interesting conversations and more.

I've often heard that it means you're up for 'it', but surely not everyone wearing one is....

 

[TempSpawn]

no, not everyone that wears them is "up for it". I wear mine mostly as I find it attractive. However I do appreciate that it does have other meanings, which can be interesting.

Could indeed lead to interesting conversation, or a slap

 

[awired50]

My stiff cock.

 

[Trubbycat]

An encyclopedic knowledge of Godzilla trivia.

 

[MikeLucas]

good health insurance

 

[Tallulah82]

Low standards and loose morals. Or so I'm told. I just like dick, ok?

 

[Mrtenant]

Last time was while binge-watching the sharknado movies. Guaranteed winner guys. Try it!

 

[TwoTaTango]

When you have skills ....and are good with your hands ..and Yesss can also Dance ....

 

[LizVegas79]

Poor judgement lol

 

[cole4258]

A lovely lady and a bottle of wine always helps

 

[LizVegas79]

A possible drinking problem.

Umm, so, what kind of wine?

 

[Deleted member 1306910]

I've never had a clue.

 

[Chillygirl]

My boobs and poor decision making

 

[Trubbycat]

um... asking nicely?

 

[Sundayschild]

um... asking nicely?

Gotta be worth a try, right?

 

[TalkToMeInSB]

Licking your eyebrows...

 

[Windman1]

My boobs and poor decision making

Sooooo…maybe I can help you make your next bad decision.

 

[LovelyLadyLicker]

My soft, velvety voice and insatiable desire.

 

[Mrtenant]

Uhhhh nothing lately. I'll be taking notes though.

 

[ppd1107]

My boobs and poor decision making

I believe that statement %100