the 'it would have been better if' thread

[paganangel]

you don't have to say what it would have been better than (unless you want to), just what would have been better. [might be more fun if the would have been better hints at what it would be better than]
confused yet?

ie:
would have been better if it was done at gunpoint.

 

[glynndah]

you don't have to say what it would have been better than (unless you want to), just what would have been better. [might be more fun if the would have been better hints at what it would be better than]
confused yet?

ie:
would have been better if it was done at gunpoint.

All you had to do was say "no".

 

[paganangel]

All you had to do was say "no".

truth. that's why it would have been better at gunpoint. i wouldn't have to face my own stupidity.

 

[LadyFunkenstein]

It would have been better if I'd have stayed with my negative view point.

 

[glynndah]

truth. that's why it would have been better at gunpoint. i wouldn't have to face my own stupidity.

This seems faintly insulting. Although I suppose it all depends on who's holding the gun...

 

[garbage can]

It would have been better if I had a cock larger than Lady Funk's av..........

 

[cookiejar]

It would have been better if he were there with me this weekend.

 

[Saint Peter]

It would have been better if my hand was a pussy.

 

[Wings]

It would have been better if she didn't lie so much.

 

[Farrah]

It would have been better if we could have watched the sunset together.

 

[paganangel]

It would have been better if she didn't lie so much.

this.

it would have been better if i didn't lie to myself.

 

[MNGuy]

It would have been better if I had more whipped cream.

 

[PlasticBunny]

It would have been better if I had licked that jerkwad's keyboard while I had that nasty cold virus.

 

[Peregrinator]

It would have been better if it had been garlic aioli instead of mayonnaise.

 

[PlasticBunny]

Everything is better with garlic aioli. Even socks.

 

[Kruge]

Everything will be better if you spray Windex on it


http://www.kangencastlerock.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/windex.jpg

 

[paganangel]

it would have been better if, people worried a little more about themselves

 

[Farrah]

It would have been better if you'd stuck with the lesbian persona. The jig is up.

 

[paganangel]

it would have been better without the leaving

 

[December]

It would have been better if I hadn't gone out tonight.

 

[Wife of Bath]

It would have been better if they had asked for help from any of us who were more than happy to offer.

 

[paganangel]

it would have been better if i had another hour of sleep.

 

[Hester]

some things don't get any better.

 

[MonaLittle]

some things should

 

[Hester]

no argument there