The "I'm Gonna Get Laid Today" Thread

[drksideofthemoon]

Use the big toy, baby.

I hear the sound of jinglin' spurs....

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I hear the sound of jinglin' spurs....

That's her nipple clamps, I like music when I .....

 

[drksideofthemoon]

Assume the position...I'm going in...

http://world.guns.ru/shotgun/jackhammer.jpg

A tip of the hat...I'll just sashay on outta here...I wouldn't want to get in the way...

Hmm....smells like Crisco...butter flavored...

 

[ABSTRUSE]

A tip of the hat...I'll just sashay on outta here...I wouldn't want to get in the way...

Hmm....smells like Crisco...butter flavored...

HOLD IT!!!

You're gonna sashay outta here but you won't go see that cowboy movie?

 

[drksideofthemoon]

That's her nipple clamps, I like music when I .....

You don't say, I've never seen them with silver rowels like that...Mexican?

 

[ABSTRUSE]

You don't say, I've never seen them with silver rowels like that...Mexican?

Indian, I like little bells.

 

[drksideofthemoon]

HOLD IT!!!

You're gonna sashay outta here but you won't go see that cowboy movie?

LOL!! Let's not bring that up...

 

[ABSTRUSE]

LOL!! Let's not bring that up...

I won't say anything if you won't.

 

[drksideofthemoon]

Indian, I like little bells.

Nice, very nice...do they spin?

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Nice, very nice...do they spin?

Yes, in opposite directions of one another when I smack her ass.

 

[drksideofthemoon]

I won't say anything if you won't.

Mums the word on that..

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Mums the word on that..

Deal.

 

[drksideofthemoon]

Yes, in opposite directions of one another when I smack her ass.

You know I saw a...never mind...but that takes talent...do they get going pretty good?

 

[ABSTRUSE]

You know I saw a...never mind...but that takes talent...do they get going pretty good?

She got three feet off the ground once.

 

[drksideofthemoon]

Deal.

Hope you don't mind...but they were outta the yellow ones....

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Hope you don't mind...but they were outta the yellow ones....

They are just fine, thank you.

 

[drksideofthemoon]

She got three feet off the ground once.

Three feet? Damn! I just might have to stay a bit...three feet you say...

 

[drksideofthemoon]

They are just fine, thank you.

It's been a pleasure talking to you, I need to get back to writing...take care...

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Sarah,,,so? didja??? are ya???

 

[Guest]

Sarah,,,so? didja??? are ya???

Oh, yeah. I did. Big time.

First in wild cyber fashion.

And then with hubby. Up against the wall, then over the couch, and then in bed.

I'm moving kinda slow this morning.

 

[Guest]

Sorry to leave the thread so suddenly last night.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Oh, yeah. I did. Big time.

First in wild cyber fashion.

And then with hubby. Up against the wall, then over the couch, and then in bed.

I'm moving kinda slow this morning.

You're my favorite slut.