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my advice to a new litster:

after you've gone through your lurking period and you've summoned up the courage to interact, act as if you have a modicum of sense.

don't assume that playful posting on the forum means i want to lick, suck, or eff you because i don't.

yes, i realize it's 2:17 am but no, i am not looking for a little fun. no, i don't care to see you stroking yourself on camera. no, i don't want to help you live out your world of warcraft fantasies through an online sexual role play.

i'm flattered that you like my avatar. it's not me, by the way. no, i would not like to be your sex buddy....i don't even live in newfoundland, but good luck to you.

if you think for one moment that i'm going to posture as a submissive and call you 'Daddy', you must be higher than i thought you were. kick rocks.

ah ah ah...think twice before starting threads dedicated to gummy worms, or about being a (fake) soldier whose sister is a district attorney - your thread will be hijacked and playgrounded™.

here's a concept: how about you try being friendly? revert back to the days of yore and properly introduce yourself: bring a pie still warm from the oven, or some peaches that you've canned. offer to volunteer at the playground shelter.

go swing on the swings, climb the rocket slide. sit; have a gyro. have a coke and a smile and be golden.
 
respeito said:
my advice to a new litster:

after you've gone through your lurking period and you've summoned up the courage to interact, act as if you have a modicum of sense.

don't assume that playful posting on the forum means i want to lick, suck, or eff you because i don't.

yes, i realize it's 2:17 am but no, i am not looking for a little fun. no, i don't care to see you stroking yourself on camera. no, i don't want to help you live out your world of warcraft fantasies through an online sexual role play.

i'm flattered that you like my avatar. it's not me, by the way. no, i would not like to be your sex buddy....i don't even live in newfoundland, but good luck to you.

if you think for one moment that i'm going to posture as a submissive and call you 'Daddy', you must be higher than i thought you were. kick rocks.

ah ah ah...think twice before starting threads dedicated to gummy worms, or about being a (fake) soldier whose sister is a district attorney - your thread will be hijacked and playgrounded™.

here's a concept: how about you try being friendly? revert back to the days of yore and properly introduce yourself: bring a pie still warm from the oven, or some peaches that you've canned. offer to volunteer at the playground shelter.

go swing on the swings, climb the rocket slide. sit; have a gyro. have a coke and a smile and be golden.
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Just the rattle of her car keys. It's Pavlovian at this point. Only thing you need to know is I do bark and chase cats and other dogs from time to time. There's nothing like feeling a cold wet nose up your whatzit right when you're about to scream out the naughtiness.
 
There are lots of reasons why and lots of reasons why not. Now to list them and do what I want to do anyway
 
I don't think I could have made it through this week without the love and support of my family, friends ad pg folks. Much appreciated.
 
We are up to 3100.00 for her. That is about 1900 less than our goal for her. The weather needs to start co-operating though. We are having a garage sale next weekend with 3 other families. We will see how that goes.
 
I think the neighbor to the right of me has very nice tits. Too bad he has a dick as well. He needs a bro.
 
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