The ESC 2011 Bashing Thread

[English Lady]

I'm catching up on emails and schtuff. I'm here, honest.

 

[matriarch]

Getting more coffee. Sorry.

I don't think coffee will be strong enough for the result............

 

[Lauren Hynde]

Russia: 12 points to Azerbeijan

 

[English Lady]

*LOL* 4 points for UK and Graham Norton went crazy. *LOL*

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Russians are crazy.

 

[Lauren Hynde]

I should have played the lotto this weekend...

 

[Svenskaflicka]

I bet Graham Norton just creamed his pants.

 

[matriarch]

The first political votes.....Russia give highest points to Ukraine, Georgia and Azerbejan.

 

[Lauren Hynde]

LOL 12 points for UK? Bulgarians have a sense of humour after all.

 

[English Lady]

Blimey *rubs eyes* 12 points for the UK?

 

[matriarch]

Bulgaria........12 points to UK.
What are they on??

 

[English Lady]

I bet Graham Norton just creamed his pants.

I think so. *LOL*

 

[matriarch]

Some of these countries getting the highest points.........I can't even remember the songs!!

 

[Lauren Hynde]

Really, 10 more?

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Maybe it would be a good idea to force EVERYONE to sing anonymously in English, so the juries would vote for the songs, not the countries?

 

[English Lady]

Really, 10 more?

Apparently Blue have a European following....*LOL*

 

[Svenskaflicka]

No. No. No. They can't let the Greek losers win!

 

[matriarch]

The rapping smurfs get 8 points from Italy........

Oh well. Uk were top for a few minutes.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Has the Azerbaijan singers blown the whole ESC jury???

 

[Lauren Hynde]

What's the point of even having songs?

 

[Lauren Hynde]

Has the Azerbaijan singers blown the whole ESC jury???

I said they would end up with 125 points, I may have grossly underestimated them.

 

[Liar]

Well, so far I'm dead wrong.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

How cute, every country gets its own 12.

 

[Lauren Hynde]

Well, so far I'm dead wrong.

That's because you were thinking of the performances instead of the geography...

 

[matriarch]

Georgia, Ukraine, Russia, all voted for each other.
What a freakin' surprise.

I thought Norway was above the political vote, but....sweden and finland.

And so it goes on.