The ESC 2011 Bashing Thread

[matriarch]

Good lord, what the hell is she wearing on the front of her dress......lots of noise and crap to distract you from the fact that she can't sing......all nasal and OTT facial expressions.........as for the band...*snort*.......

What a way to finish one of the worst years I can remember....with one of the worst songs.

 

[CharleyH]

This is bad, we've done so much fast forwarding we've almost caught up!

Serbia.

60's gone wrong.
She can't hit one right note, the psychedelic background hurts my eyes and my head....

lol it was bad, but wait... here's something nasally worse and with a dude. It would be more interesting if he was also in a lime green dress.

 

[matriarch]

Yep. Nothing's changed since song 5.....Hungary for me.

Voting done, time for a ciggie and a drink......

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Waaaaait a minute - did I miss something? Wasn't Israel and Belarus supposed to be in the final? I wanted to hear "I! love! Bell - a-rooos!"

 

[CharleyH]

Voting is about to start!

 

[CharleyH]

Ireland is looking good for me. Sorry, Annie, not sure about Israel and Belarus. Also, despite my making fun of them, I think Austria didn't do so bad in comparison to others.

 

[English Lady]

moldova!*lol*

 

[Liar]

My prediction: Hungary, Ireland and Finland dukes it out for top spot. Moldova gets the "fuck it" votes.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Denmark. Hungary. Sweden. Ukraine.

None of these will win, because I liked them. Any song I like will automatically fail. I predict that the eyesore Ireland will win.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Moldova gets the "fuck it" votes.

Again: It worked for Lordi...

 

[English Lady]

If Jedward win I may have to kill someone.

Them, preferably!

 

[CharleyH]

My prediction: Hungary, Ireland and Finland dukes it out for top spot. Moldova gets the "fuck it" votes.

With you on Ireland.

 

[Lauren Hynde]

OK, here's my list:

12: Moldova
10: Italy
08: France
07: Germany
06: Switzerland
05: Ireland
04: Iceland
03: Lithuania
02: Denmark
01: Romania

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Imagine the trend spreading across Europe... young teenage boys wearing their hair like Bart SImpson and wearing worse shoulder pads than Michael Jackson did in the 80'ies...:caning:

 

[Lauren Hynde]

Imagine the trend spreading across Europe... young teenage boys wearing their hair like Bart SImpson and wearing worse shoulder pads than Michael Jackson did in the 80'ies...:caning:

And that would be a step down from wearing their jeans halfway down their thighs how?

 

[CharleyH]

All I can say is sorry, France. I love your food, though.

 

[matriarch]

If Jedward win I may have to kill someone.

Them, preferably!

Oh, I am so with you.
We should pool our funds and take out a contract on them.......

 

[Svenskaflicka]

1 Moldova
2 Spain
3 Ireland
4 Russia
5 UK
6 Austria
7 Hungary
8 Ukraine
10 Denmark
12 Sweden

 

[Svenskaflicka]

And that would be a step down from wearing their jeans halfway down their thighs how?

Well, atleast now we can humiliate them by sneaking up behind them and tug their pants down to their ancles, making it impossible for them to catch up with us and beat us up.

 

[matriarch]

OK, here's my list:

12: Moldova
10: Italy
08: France
07: Germany
06: Switzerland
05: Ireland
04: Iceland
03: Lithuania
02: Denmark
01: Romania

No Hungary?
Methinks you are voting tongue in cheek.........I hope.

 

[Lauren Hynde]

And now the marathon begins

 

[English Lady]

Oh, I am so with you.
We should pool our funds and take out a contract on them.......

Agreed!

 

[Lauren Hynde]

No Hungary?
Methinks you are voting tongue in cheek.........I hope.

I didn't get to see Hungary. Only going off the 10-second clips they showed at the end, have no clue which one was Hungary.

 

[Lauren Hynde]

Where did everybody go?

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Getting more coffee. Sorry.