The Buffy thread, so as not to spoil the 'If they wrote porn'

[Recidiva]

Mmmm, Zombie Tara! That'd be pretty hot til she started falling apart and turning the tub wine into soup...

Maybe a force field to keep her together. Kinda glowy kinda thingy.

 

[TheEarl]

And Tara! She's dead!

BUFFY: Look, I have new shoes. I wanted them, I wished I had them and now I do. Aren't they pretty?
WILLOW: You... used it for shoes?
BUFFY: No, of course I didn't.

She points behind WILLOW and smiles. WILLOW turns to see TARA standing behind her, smiling shyly.

Allegedly how Joss Whedon wanted to resurrect Tara.

The Earl

 

[MissBri]

 

[MissBri]

 

[Recidiva]

Oh Christ, now I'm even more hot n' bothered than usual. *cries* I want more Angel/Buffy stuff!

There were rumours of a show about Ripper. Doesn't look like that will ever happen.

We've got a lot of damned imagining to do!

 

[MissBri]

 

[Recidiva]

I like Firefly. A lot. (We still need to go see Serenity.) But what's he gonna do for all of us Buffy/Angel addicts now? (I actually often refer to the shows as BuffyAngel...dork? Me? Never!) *sigh*

You're right, we do...and I'm wondering if the naughty Buffy RPG board I briefly was a member at still exists. *twinkly eyes*

Oh, I'm sure it is ALL out there! If not, build it, and they will come!

 

[rgraham666]

If you want me to be really geeky, start discussing Babylon 5.

 

[MissBri]

 

[Recidiva]

If you want me to be really geeky, start discussing Babylon 5.

I was a huge Star Trek Fan because I was starved for intelligence and idealism and humor as a kid. I swear, I shaved my eyebrows and wanted to be a Romulan.

I then latched onto Robert Heinlein for my intelligence, humor and idealism.

Joss Whedon also. Sometimes Terry Pratchett.

Now I get a Jon Stewart four nights a week.

I migrate.

 

[rgraham666]

I never got much into the sci-fi stuff.

Too bad. B5 is, in my mind, what television can be.

I was a huge Star Trek Fan because I was starved for intelligence and idealism and humor as a kid. I swear, I shaved my eyebrows and wanted to be a Romulan.

I then latched onto Robert Heinlein for my intelligence, humor and idealism.

Joss Whedon also. Sometimes Terry Pratchett.

Now I get a Jon Stewart four nights a week.

I migrate.

Used to be a Star Trek fan, until Babylon 5 came along. Now it's sooo passé.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

I could NEVER understand what Willow saw in Tara. She was such a bore!

 

[Recidiva]

I could NEVER understand what Willow saw in Tara. She was such a bore!

The love of a good Wiccan nerd woman is a mysterious thing

 

[Svenskaflicka]

I can't remember the Wiccan rede saying anything about it being forbidden to use a comb, though.

 

[Recidiva]

I can't remember the Wiccan rede saying anything about it being forbidden to use a comb, though.

Once you go all chakra, you'll never go back

 

[yui]

SPIKE: Do you have any idea what I'm capable of? ... I'm talking about me. You've never met the real me.
BUFFY: Believe me, I'm well aware of what you're capable of.
SPIKE: No. You got off easy too. <stands up> Do you know how much blood you can drink from a girl before she'll die? I do. You see, the trick is to drink just enough, to know how to damage them just enough, so that they'll still cry, when you... <cuts off in pain, then snorts and laughs self-mockingly> Cause it's not worth it if they don't cry.
BUFFY: It's not your fault. You're not the one doing this.
SPIKE: I already did it. It's already done. You wanna know what I've done to girls Dawn's age? This is me Buffy.

The Earl

Okay, that was an evil-ish passage. But the first thing the guy did as a vamp was turn his mother to "save" her. Okay, there were some Oedipus issues going on there, but it was almost like the character became more sinister via association with Dru, Darla, and Angel. Spike was an angry character by the time we met him and I still view him as almost a victim of his situation.

Maybe Svenska is right; he's just misunderstood and I think I can save him. I have that sickness.

Do you know you almost have a widows peak in that AV? Very vampish.

Mmmm, Zombie Tara! That'd be pretty hot til she started falling apart and turning the tub wine into soup...

BUFFY: Look, I have new shoes. I wanted them, I wished I had them and now I do. Aren't they pretty?
WILLOW: You... used it for shoes?
BUFFY: No, of course I didn't.

She points behind WILLOW and smiles. WILLOW turns to see TARA standing behind her, smiling shyly.

Allegedly how Joss Whedon wanted to resurrect Tara.

The Earl

Oh, that might have been perfect.

I could NEVER understand what Willow saw in Tara. She was such a bore!

I thought she was sweet; and, wow, she could sing.

 

[TheEarl]

I could NEVER understand what Willow saw in Tara. She was such a bore!

Get out! Get out right now and don't show your face here again!

Tara was so sweet and such a lovely person. <pouts> I want a Tara.

The Earl

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Get out! Get out right now and don't show your face here again!

Tara was so sweet and such a lovely person. <pouts> I want a Tara.

The Earl

She was ugly, her hair was a mess, she was clumsy and shy and seemed like a nitwit!



You have a bizarre taste in women, Earl.

 

[Recidiva]

She was ugly, her hair was a mess, she was clumsy and shy and seemed like a nitwit!



You have a bizarre taste in women, Earl.

So the whole idea of a mystic force completely encompassing your body in a way nobody else's could does nothing for you?

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Nope.

I mean, please - the girl didn't HAVE a pussy, she WAS one!

 

[Recidiva]

Nope.

I mean, please - the girl didn't HAVE a pussy, she WAS one!

Okay, you don't mind if I feel sorry for you right now, do you?

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Okay, you don't mind if I feel sorry for you right now, do you?

LOL

What ever for? Because I don't like Tara?

 

[Recidiva]

LOL

What ever for? Because I don't like Tara?

Because when you close your eyes there are four other senses and if you're lucky, some other ones if you've been practicing

 

[Svenskaflicka]

But I don't wanna spend my entire life squinting! Physical attraction IS an important part of a good love/sex life, which I shouldn't have to point out on THIS site!

 

[Recidiva]

But I don't wanna spend my entire life squinting! Physical attraction IS an important part of a good love/sex life, which I shouldn't have to point out on THIS site!

I'm gonna smile and nod condescendingly and infuriatingly now