Tell Laurel you Love Her

[Never]

Remember who spends all day sweating over a hot server so you can have your free porn and a fast message board?
Remember you has always been courteous and kind?
Remember who has promoted free speech (and her own kitty populous agenda)?
Who loves you?
Laurel does. And she does it for free to.
Don't ask me why, if I were in charge I'd crush you under my heel. 'Better to be feared than loved'. I always say.

Ah, yah.
So, just write down a sentence or two if you appreciate Laurel and what she does.

 

[LukkyKnight]

Laurel, you and that fish rock, and I'm not just saying that cause Never's pointing a gun. Nope. You know me better than that.

 

[BlazeofLife]

All of those things go without saying.
I'd love her just for the spontaneous pictures she use in her avs of all the gorgeous cats.
(I love cats)

Blaze

 

[nasty1]

I'll never do it, Never. Ok, I loves ya, Laurel.

 

[cybergirly]

We all love Laurel, and appriciate all she does.

 

[Azwed]

Of course I love laurel cause she rocks.

Oh yeah and she has very pretty eyes too

 

[tswyk]

Love ya, Laurel!

And since I'm staying up all night, maybe we'll actually meet....

 

[Spinaroonie]

Laurel... You are the NOFX of the internet.

 

[michaelmt1]

OK Here it is in song

Laurel and Tommy were lovers, he wanted to give her everything:
Flowers, presents and most of all, a wedding ring.
He saw a sign for a stock car race, a thousand dollar prize it read.
He couldn't get Laurel on the phone; so to her mother Tommy said:

"Tell Laurel I love her, tell Laurel I need her,
Tell Laurel I may be late, I've something to do, that cannot wait."

He drove his car to the racing grounds,
He was the youngest driver there;
The crowed roared as they started the race,
'Round the track they drove at a deadly pace!
No one knows what happened that day,
How his car overturned in flames,
But as they pulled him from the twisted wreck,
With his dying breath, they heard him say:

"Tell Laurel I love her, tell Laurel I need her,
Tell Laurel not to cry, my love for her will never die!"

Now in the chapel Laurel prays her Tommy who passed away;
It was just for Laurel he lived and died,
Alone in the chapel she can hear him cry:

"Tell Laurel I love her, tell Laurel I need her,
Tell Laurel not to cry, my love for her will never die!"



Mike

 

[Laurel]

Laurel... You are the NOFX of the internet.

Rockin! I'm Fat Mike!

 

[Debbie]

Laurel, I think you are the bees knees.
Thank you for bringing us lit
and for being the wonderful ray of sunshine
that beams at us in every post.
To Laurel and Manu, thank you for
all your hard work.

 

[Spinaroonie]

Rockin! I'm Fat Mike!

At warped in Dallas, Brian Baker, Guitarist of BR, said that he didn't want to make a political statement, but he agreed with everything Fat Mike said.

Unfortunately because I was busy getting front row position for BR... I have no idea what Fat Mike said.

 

[Avery_Chisholm]

keep up the excellent work

U ROCK GURL :rose

 

[patient1]

Laurel, you do this so well.

I'd like to thank you for all of the friends, the new ideas & advice, & especially all of the orgasms that you made possible here.

I'd also like to thank you for a chance to spout off about the Attorney General & post sappy poetry whenever I feel like it at no cost & with no oppressive advertising.


More than that, you're fun to have around, too.

 

[michaelmt1]

Rockin! I'm Fat Mike!

Luarel,

Was this directed at me or sd412 ?


Mike

 

[Laurel]

At sd412.

 

[KillerMuffin]

Oh Laurel, How do I adore thee, From Pizza Hut #14

How do I love thee? Let me count the ways.
I love thee to the depth and breadth and height
My body can reach, when standing on tiptoe
For the ends of Getting Cereal from the top of Fridge
(Special K with berries, I'm watching my weight)
I love thee to the level of every day's
Most quiet need, by the beam of a flashlight
(I hope I put fresh batteries in there, it's dark at night)
I love thee freely, as dictated by the restraining order
I love thee purely, my closet is a shrine to your cats
I love thee with the passion put to use
In my old griefs, and with my medicated faith
With my obsession, -- I love thee with the breath,
Smiles, tears, of all my life ! -- and, if God choose,
I shall but love thee better after death.
(No, that's not a threat.)

 

[Private Vasquez]

Tell who what?

 

[Morwen]

You deserve a Webby.

 

[Spinaroonie]

Luarel,

Was this directed at me or sd412 ?


Mike

LOL!

 

[seXieleXie]

i love laurel and her blindingly white bass.

 

[Rhys]

I was gonna say something clever


really


Uh..hi Laurel *waving*


I was attacked outside FAO Schwartz tonight by a band of tourists wearing the Hello Kitty Manifesto and I haven't recovered
my senses...

 

[Laurel]

i love laurel and her blindingly white bass.

BLINDINGLY white.

 

[Never]

I love Laurel because she gave me the icon and now I can give her rimjobs.

Sit here ->

I love Laurel because for some crazy reason she's always been kind to me and made me feel special.

I love Laurel because she's tried her best to make this so much more than a porn site, even when people here were nasty to her or so nasty to one another she had to jump in.

I love Laurel because she let me steal that Akio Av for a long time.

I'll think of more reasons later.

 

[Laurel]

I was gonna say something clever


really


Uh..hi Laurel *waving*


I was attacked outside FAO Schwartz tonight by a band of tourists wearing the Hello Kitty Manifesto and I haven't recovered
my senses...

*chuckles*

Hi Rhys!

*waves*

What scares me are the grown women who not only wear Hello Kitty shirts, but also purchase Hello Kitty kitchen appliances. Toasters, blenders, waffle makers...