son of the isolated blurts thread!

[Emerson40]

Uh huh, huh huh, huh huh


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[silverwhisper]

yank: i hadn't seen that. am very interested in seeing him as turing though.

FB quoth:
i enjoy his acting; his turn as smaug and khan was great. i just don't get the whole swooning mania over him.

if it makes you feel any better when i see him in interviews he appears as surprised by it as you are. :>

ed

 

[multitalentman]

I never realised friendship was such a fluid commodity.

Is that a Clever euphemism?

 

[Miles Long]

Yay another Taco Tuesday!

 

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[Saucyminx]

Rice Krispie treats with dried cherries and toasted pecans. . . yummo!

Related? Dreams of rides in a wheelbarrow and evil talking babies. WTF?

 

[NippleMuncher]

Rice Krispie treats with dried cherries and toasted pecans. . . yummo!

Related? Dreams of rides in a wheelbarrow and evil talking babies. WTF?

Dreams must be the Rice Krispie treats with dried cherries and toasted pecans talking . . .

 

[Saucyminx]

Dreams must be the Rice Krispie treats with dried cherries and toasted pecans talking . . .

I think you are right.

Conversation while pumping gas today.

Gentleman at the next pump - *low whistle* Nice rack.
Me - *with the most convincing expression of dazed lust I could manage* OMG, did you just say I have a nice rack? That makes me want to drop to my knees and blow you right here and now.
GNP - Really?
Me - * sunny smile* No dumb ass. It makes me want to punch you in the dick. From the looks of things, that would be the only touch other than your own in about, what, say the last decade?
GNP - Cunt.
Me - Maybe so sunshine. Have a great day.

For the record, I'm not showing one smidgeon of cleavage today. I hope the two guys with him, who heard the whole exchange, ride his ass for the next week.

 

[bailadora]

Conversation while pumping gas today.

Gentleman at the next pump - *low whistle* Nice rack.
Me - *with the most convincing expression of dazed lust I could manage* OMG, did you just say I have a nice rack? That makes me want to drop to my knees and blow you right here and now.
GNP - Really?
Me - * sunny smile* No dumb ass. It makes me want to punch you in the dick. From the looks of things, that would be the only touch other than your own in about, what, say the last decade?
GNP - Cunt.
Me - Maybe so sunshine. Have a great day.

For the record, I'm not showing one smidgeon of cleavage today. I hope the two guys with him, who heard the whole exchange, ride his ass for the next week.

And you ask how I can stand you. *smh in wonder*

 

[silverwhisper]

nice takedown, minxy!

wait a sec--did you say yummo?!

ed

 

[Miles Long]

I think you are right.

Conversation while pumping gas today.

Gentleman at the next pump - *low whistle* Nice rack.
Me - *with the most convincing expression of dazed lust I could manage* OMG, did you just say I have a nice rack? That makes me want to drop to my knees and blow you right here and now.
GNP - Really?
Me - * sunny smile* No dumb ass. It makes me want to punch you in the dick. From the looks of things, that would be the only touch other than your own in about, what, say the last decade?
GNP - Cunt.
Me - Maybe so sunshine. Have a great day.

For the record, I'm not showing one smidgeon of cleavage today. I hope the two guys with him, who heard the whole exchange, ride his ass for the next week.

Rack pics or it didn't happen.

 

[Saucyminx]

Rack pics or it didn't happen.

Fool me once Miles. . .

 

[fire_breeze]

Rack pics or it didn't happen.

Fool me once Miles. . .

I don't have the lovely rack that Saucy has, but will this do?

 

[Miles Long]

I don't have the lovely rack that Saucy has, but will this do?

Mmmmmm rack porn!

 

[Emerson40]

Shitty-ass, delayed flight into Toronto tonight, for some meetings tomorrow (unfortunately, there will NOT be any pic submissions for the suit porn thread).

Thinking of printing a few of these off and leaving them in some seat pockets for the return flight west.

Thoughts?


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[Saucyminx]

Shitty-ass, delayed flight into Toronto tonight, for some meetings tomorrow (unfortunately, there will NOT be any pic submissions for the suit porn thread).

Thinking of printing a few of these off and leaving them in some seat pockets for the return flight west.

Thoughts?


http://41.media.tumblr.com/221a8543af9fc6fbe8a1032d546c436a/tumblr_neh7u4pIXz1ru67qro1_500.jpg

Most definitely should. Then you should take us some pictures for the suit porn thread. Then, you should take us some pictures for the 'Emerson is naked' thread that I will go start presently.

ETA: My gracious my word order gets fucked up after margaritas! Tequila you dirty bitch, I think I love you. Anyway--sorry about the throw the horse over the fence some hay word order above. Translate as best you can, and I will clarify tomorrow if need be. Off to put myself to bed.

And yes Ed, I said yummo. Is that going to get me smacked with some sort of sea creature? *ducks preventatively just in case*

 

[Emerson40]

Most definitely should. Then you should take us some pictures for the suit porn thread. Then, you should take us some pictures for the 'Emerson is naked' thread that I will go start presently.

Good woman, I have had some drinks this chilly evening, but not enough to bring these fanatical fantasies of yours to fruition.



Besides, I am barely motivated to tweak and edit a Powerpoint right now.
You want me to put pants on and take pictures!?

Not gonna happen...

 

[Saucyminx]

Good woman, I have had some drinks this chilly evening, but not enough to bring these fanatical fantasies of yours to fruition.



Besides, I am barely motivated to tweak and edit a Powerpoint right now.
You want me to put pants on and take pictures!?

Not gonna happen...

Slacker

 

[Emerson40]

Slacker

I am not lazy.

I would totally cart you and your bodacious ski rack around a gas pump, in a wheel-barrel, right now.

It would:
A) be awesome fun
B) not require me putting my pants back on

 

[Emerson40]

Holy criminy, I'm craving rice krispie treats now.

 

[Emerson40]

Yay another Taco Tuesday!

Insensitive Wednesday, like an unwanted guest, lingers long after Tuesday has said good-bye.


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[Wild_Honey_66]

[BLURT]

I still miss you, so much.

[/BLURT]

 

[Eilan]

Finally home. Geez.

 

[silverwhisper]

minxy quoth:
and yes ed, i said yummo.

just curious: my rachael ray-fixation has been ebbing since she's started doing daytime, where i find her tendency to talk over everyone really irritating. :>

minxy quoth:
is that going to get me smacked with some sort of sea creature? *ducks preventatively just in case*

bah, i never telegraph 'em that much. tsk tsk, minxy.

you're a dutchie? did we already have the conversation long ago where i mentioned having spent 4 years in reading?

ed

 

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