son of the isolated blurts thread!

[Saucyminx]

Dirty dirty girl.

Dirty smut even.

hahahahahaa not THAT engineer. Dead to me remember!

Sorry couldn't resist. lol. And yes, thank goodness.

*sits next to Minxy with pot of her favorite brew*

*and a bottle of the finest tequila*

Now I have the dilemma of which I want more!

*hands Nips some of her vom bags just in case*

No no love, keep the vom bags. It's been at least a decade since I tossed my cookies from drinking too much and that was on a vacation to visit my family, and we had been drinking for DAYS. Second night of head to head tequila shots with a 6'5" Marine finally got the best of me. He was much worse off than I was though. After that, I referred to him as Kitten. I don't actually remember what his name was.

 

[fire_breeze]

For something that tastes so good, wine is sure an ugly word.

 

[NippleMuncher]

Now I have the dilemma of which I want more!

*raises hand*

*choose me! choose me! choose me!*

 

[midwestyankee]

David Gray tickets, all mine! *happy little wiggle*

Who? He asks, much too damned lazy with wine in the belly to bother with the google machine. Must be hot stuff, though, for RS to be interested.

 

[midwestyankee]

Oh yankee....

*shakes head in dismay*

Feels like lightning running through my veins, every time I look at you...

OK, fine. I admit it. I'm old.

 

[NippleMuncher]

Oh yankee....

*shakes head in dismay*

Feels like lightning running through my veins, every time I look at you...

Gotta be an aussie thing . . . or one of those weird pregnancy cravings that we've all heard so much about.

 

[midwestyankee]

Me too, yankee. Me too.

People my age are long past having children, just saying.

 

[Miles Long]

STANK

(he says in capital letters)

 

[NippleMuncher]

Oh! Don't you squint at ME, Missy!

*squint!*

 

[Miles Long]

Bizzard

 

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[Eilan]

Are you guys actually getting snow? I think we are in the throes of snowmaggedon forecasts and are going to wake up to nothing. Granted, schools will still close because we're Ohio.

We had freezing rain here earlier. My husband said the roads were pretty slippery when he came home from work this morning.

 

[Emerson40]

Morning snuggles and belly-button beard rubs.


Accept no substitutes.

 

[Miles Long]

It's already over ten inches and no sign of let up for hours.

 

[unregistered]

 

[unregistered]

 

[imemkay]

Four feet of snow in less than a week.

 

[fire_breeze]

What wouldn't I do for some scotch and chocolate.

 

[Saucyminx]

C'mon over Breezy. I bought some Balvenie today, and some Lindt truffles. I still didn't indulge in any Cuban cigars but that day is a'comin.

Also since someone got my chops all set for a dirty martini the other day, I purchased some extra dry Vermouth, some Bombay gin, and a great big jar of enormous olives. Tomorrow, one will be mine. Oh yes.. It will be mine.

 

[Miles Long]

I like the direction this thread is going!

 

[silverwhisper]

hell of a game yesterday.

btw, rather liked into the woods, although i realize i'm not a big fan of the songs themselves. fantastic performances, though. gonna have to watch pitch perfect some time...

ed

 

[unregistered]

 

[Saucyminx]

http://cupofzup.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/http-_aislek.tumblr.com_.jpg

Sorry. Couldn't resist. I will go stand in the corner to meditate upon my transgression.

Blurt: Why is my coffee cup empty???

 

[Miles Long]

Mmmmm coffee coffee coffee

 

[Saucyminx]

Mmmmm coffee coffee coffee

You should bring me a cup, dressed in that suit--no pants version please.