son of the isolated blurts thread!

[Saucyminx]

Hugs Minxy.


http://41.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m88fnywBqG1r1vfbso1_400.jpg


“Why did you do all this for me?” he asked. “I don’t deserve it. I’ve never done anything for you."
"You have been my friend," replied Charlotte. "That in itself is a tremendous thing.”

~E.B. White, Charlotte’s Web​

Ok, that's it. Giving up on mascara for today all together. Now when I leave the house it will scare the children. Did no one think about the children???

Thank you gentlemen.

 

[Miles Long]

Carol Brown just took a bus out of town...

 

[midwestyankee]

Dang it. Now I'm going to have to put on my mascara again.

And just LOOK at what your mascara did to my shirt.

 

[Saucyminx]

Saucy

Thank you my love. I learned my lesson. I will just remain a mascara-less puffy eyed beast for the remainder of the day.

And just LOOK at what your mascara did to my shirt.

Whoops. *roots through enormous disgraceful purse for tide pen*

100 different kinds of crazy.

In a 5 lb box?

 

[NippleMuncher]

Today is not going terribly well. I picked a bad day to give up alcohol!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GeI5ke0BENw

 

[Miles Long]

*breathes through mouth*

 

[Doog_kuron]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GeI5ke0BENw

Rofl I was tempted to add it was a bad day to give up glue sniffing too but I doubted people would get the reference. Bravo sir. I'm so drunk.

 

[Saucyminx]

*breathes through mouth*

mouth breather

 

[NippleMuncher]

Rofl I was tempted to add it was a bad day to give up glue sniffing too but I doubted people would get the reference. Bravo sir. I'm so drunk.

Glad to have been of assistance. Tweaked minds think alike.

We now return you to your regularly scheduled drinking binge.

 

[Saucyminx]

Two glorious hours with the house all to myself.
Molten lava temperature bath with bath pearly things that really smell wonderful.
Ice cold dirty martini

bathtub gin

Fuck yes.

ETA:
NOOOOOOOOOO! I don't wanna get dressed. *pout stomp grumble*

 

[Miles Long]

Popcorn!

 

[Miles Long]

6 hours vomit free! *does a little happy dance*

Way to jinx it!

 

[Miles Long]

Well, I just shoved a cheese sandwich in my face while the going is good. I'm sure it won't be long now.

My God, you're a Muenster!

 

[Saucyminx]

On a completely unrelated note...

http://cdn.someecards.com/someecards/usercards/1342558800407_670160.png

But at least the productivity and concentration of the assholery has increased.

 

[Miles Long]

On a completely unrelated note...

http://cdn.someecards.com/someecards/usercards/1342558800407_670160.png

Looks like another record quarter.

 

[bailadora]

Em, have you seen this? Looks pretty neat!

 

[NippleMuncher]

My God, you're a Muenster!

Well played, fine sir!

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

(I heard Emerson say 'amazeballs.' *giggle*)

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

any more 'overlap' and it's going to qualify as incest.

 

[Saucyminx]

I love my new AV. It makes me snicker.

 

[Miles Long]

Is it really only February 4th?

 

[midwestyankee]

It's snowing again.

 

[Eilan]

My online worlds just collided in a way that's really upsetting to me.

 

[talikat]

The sun came out today!!

 

[Emerson40]

Em, have you seen this? Looks pretty neat!

That is pretty cool!

Thanks!