son of the isolated blurts thread!

[Saucyminx]

I am not lazy.

I would totally cart you and your bodacious ski rack around a gas pump, in a wheel-barrel, right now.

It would:
A) be awesome fun
B) not require me putting my pants back on

Holy criminy, I'm craving rice krispie treats now.

Damn it. I went bed just a few minutes too early! And you are correct, none of that would have required pants.

just curious: my rachael ray-fixation has been ebbing since she's started doing daytime, where i find her tendency to talk over everyone really irritating. :>

bah, i never telegraph 'em that much. tsk tsk, minxy.

you're a dutchie? did we already have the conversation long ago where i mentioned having spent 4 years in reading?

ed

I didn't know Rachel Ray said that! I don't care for her, so I don't watch her show.

I am a dutchie. Part of my family was shunned Amish from Lancaster. After my dad has his first big stroke, they thought he was aphasic. Turned out he was speaking PA Dutch (bastardized German), so we could understand him even if the nurses couldn't. I don't speak it well, but I understand it when spoken, and I tell my kids when their hair is strubbly, and occasionally get my word order durcheinander. I also cast a mean pow wow.

 

[silverwhisper]

OK, but did you ever throw the cow over the fence some hay?

lancaster, huh? i know how to pronounce that like people from that part of the state! i've heard PA dutch--used to be involved in the bad old days with a woman from there. when drunk she would tell of having red up her room. :>

ed

 

[Saucyminx]

OK, but did you ever throw the cow over the fence some hay?

lancaster, huh? i know how to pronounce that like people from that part of the state! i've heard PA dutch--used to be involved in the bad old days with a woman from there. when drunk she would tell of having red up her room. :>

ed

Yeah but can you pronounce Lebanon correctly? And of course we always threw the cow over the fence some hay, or another favorite, throw my down the steps some clothes. I don't use the Dutchisms too much, and I don't have any of the Southern flavor left from my Jacksonville family either. My accent and speech are pretty plain Jane unless tequila is involved.

 

[silverwhisper]

lebbinin? as in the bologna? :>

and southern too, huh? interesting. you must be even more fun when there's tequila.

ed

 

[Miles Long]

I have to wear pants on Friday.

 

[pete]

i wish i could work in shorts, that would be so nice.

the only measure of comfort i get is popping my shoes off while in the office

 

[Saucyminx]

I have to wear pants on Friday.

I say go with hotpants. You just can't go wrong with that fashion choice.

That should be illegal.

He does look pretty fine in a suit, with pants. I've never seen him in a suit with no pants. *taps foot impatiently waiting for inevitable pic of Miles with no pants*

i wish i could work in shorts, that would be so nice.

the only measure of comfort i get is popping my shoes off while in the office

And all those years I wore 4 inch heels to the office, and kept them on all day. I was unaware this was an option! I even wore them while playing duck duck goose with my coworkers and still could usually outrun them.

Blurt in reference to a completely different thread I post in occasionally:

Spell check is your friend people. Let it guide you. Let it mold you. In some cases, shutting the fuck up is also your friend. Just sayin.

 

[Emerson40]

Blurt in reference to a completely different thread I post in occasionally:

Spell check is your friend people. Let it guide you. Let it mold you. In some cases, shutting the fuck up is also your friend. Just sayin.

Coud you be a freind and proovide a link pleese?

 

[Saucyminx]

Coud you be a freind and proovide a link pleese?

I tried being a freind once. Just once.

And furthermore. . . note to self.

Do NOT google such topics as erotic spanking while on boring conference calls without the mute button engaged. Seeing a book entitled Another Batch of Warm Buns can send one into gales of hysterical laughter which then must be explained away. . . because insurance shit? Just not that funny.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

i need to shush. he would want me to shush.
if only i could stop crying.

fuck.

 

[Saucyminx]

lebbinin? as in the bologna? :>

and southern too, huh? interesting. you must be even more fun when there's tequila.

ed

A+ Ed. And I'm fun all the time, I'm no end of fun when there is tequila involved.


WH--big big hugs lady.

 

[Saucyminx]

Blurt in reference to a completely different thread I post in occasionally:

Spell check is your friend people. Let it guide you. Let it mold you. In some cases, shutting the fuck up is also your friend. Just sayin.

Ok, apparently a thesaurus (not a dinosaur, just so we are clear on that), and a dictionary would probably be a good idea too. Thick as a fucking brick. Painful, just so very painful.

 

[NippleMuncher]

And I'm fun all the time, I'm no end of fun when there is tequila involved.

*Sits next to Saucy with bottle of finest tequila*

 

[silverwhisper]

minxy quooth:
a+ ad. and i'm fun all the time, i'm no end of fun when there is tequila involved.

minxy, i actually like ring bologna. and yes, i imagine you are. :>

wild honey, so sorry to hear that. :<



i was a goddamned god last night. yep, you read that right: a god. mighty was i, a colossus among others, standing before leaders of volunteer organizations on the grounds of an ivy league school and showing them something useful that would cost them nothing.

ed

 

[Miles Long]

They're saying we'll get 5-8", but we've heard that one before.

 

[midwestyankee]

They're saying we'll get 5-8", but we've heard that one before.

I've heard the same. Haven't looked at the weather maps yet as we're still a day away from the projected snowfall. Still, I think I'm going to lay in some provisions today in case the weather tomorrow is a bit too nasty to go schlepping out for groceries.

 

[Miles Long]

I've heard the same. Haven't looked at the weather maps yet as we're still a day away from the projected snowfall. Still, I think I'm going to lay in some provisions today in case the weather tomorrow is a bit too nasty to go schlepping out for groceries.

Yeah I'm out of food so I'll go this afternoon. Mostly I'm just hoping there's enough bad weather I can plausibly use it as an excuse to work from home on Monday.

 

[Miles Long]

I've heard that before. It was more like three.

Was there at least some strong blowing?

 

[Saucyminx]

*Sits next to Saucy with bottle of finest tequila*

Hey baby, how you doin?

More coffee may be in order.

 

[Miles Long]

More like a drizzle.

What a letdown!

 

[Miles Long]

Every time.

Fucking meteorologists.

 

[Miles Long]

No, he was an Engineer.

Come to think of it I've been with a few Engineers like that. Maybe it's a thing?

*waits for abuse from Litgeneers*

I was talking about the weather.

 

[Saucyminx]

I've heard that before. It was more like three.

Awww, are you being kind again? Three? very kind.

 

[Miles Long]

Oh. My. I really thought you were expecting a different kind of 5-8 inches. Never mind that Facebook message asking for some FaceTime action then.

Always wanting it in the face time and time again!

 

[NippleMuncher]

Hey baby, how you doin?

More coffee may be in order.

*sits next to Minxy with pot of her favorite brew*

*and a bottle of the finest tequila*