Silly things to do with Junk Mail

[bluntforcemama]

1. Stick it all in the postage-paid envelope enclosed and send it back.

 

[riff]

My dad does this. My brother cuts everything up into trash and they mail it all back. It's time consuming, but uniquely satisfying. I was at thier house just the other day and some junk cam addressed to me. We had a ball.

 

[Harpoon]

If its addressed to you, just keep putting it back in the mail and see how many times it comes back.

 

[Paendragon]

I've always wanted to use their envelope to send them a note asking them to send ME money for a change.

 

[Todd-'o'-Vision]

I like to take the mail from one company and return it in anothers companies pre paid envelope filled out with a bogus address , with a ink stamp i picked up at the local dollar store.

such as sending all the publishers clearing house stuff back in the columbia house music envelope, the columbia house in the BMG envelope and the BMG stuff in the publishers clearing house envelope

 

[riff]

Why don't they get the message?

And what strategies will they pull next?

Holographics beamed by satellite?

example: It's hot outside and suddenly someone appears next to you with a nice cold beer and tell you that they are on sale at your local grocer, etc. etc.

 

[Shockdoctor]

Why don't they get the message?

And what strategies will they pull next?

Holographics beamed by satellite?

example: It's hot outside and suddenly someone appears next to you with a nice cold beer and tell you that they are on sale at your local grocer, etc. etc.

Now there's a scary thought. Imagine, you are pounding away at your artifical vagina when *BAM* there's a guy next to you telling you that Walmart is having a 2 for 1 sale on Astroglide....

 

[riff]

Now there's a scary thought. Imagine, you are pounding away at your artifical vagina when *BAM* there's a guy next to you telling you that Walmart is having a 2 for 1 sale on Astroglide....

You laugh, but it will happen.

 

[Paendragon]

Three words.. "Return To Sender"

 

[Shockdoctor]

You laugh, but it will happen.

I'm sure at some point there will be something like that. Then we will all wish that we were getting junk mail instead...

 

[bluntforcemama]

It helps keep the USPS in business.

 

[Maiden-hunter]

done the return thing but also filled in the yes I want ****** boxes but put on there own customer services adderss

and if they are repeat offenders i "write on Fuck off if I were intrested I would contact you "

 

[DannyBoyUK]

I used to send it all to the FREEPOST address for the racist British National Party - bastards !