Sex & Shenanigans

[aussiegeekygal]

It's not so much what people think of me, it's that I want them to know I meant no harm.

Isn't this two sides of the same coin, though?
Because intent is interpreted by the recipient and the way they think of you.

I have to be so disciplined in my thinking to not prescribe meaning to behavior. It's so hard to extend the benefit of the doubt to people.

 

[UnquietDreams]

I’d have a hard time choosing between Julie Newmar, Michelle Pfeiffer and Anne Hathaway

I have a hard time believing that I would ever have a chance to chose among them.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Ok, so the details are murky, but there was talking of pegging with @deefalttwunnyfor and Wild Honey in a thread somewhere that led to a hell of a fun night spitballing about something I hadn't really explored before. This led to my husband waking up to a very horny Aussie.

Pro tip; don't lit whilst ovulating unless you understand the consequences.

 

[UnquietDreams]

I have mine! And every time doctor looks in my throat they say “wow, you have big tonsils!” And I say… thanks?

That's a euphemism, trust me.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Paying a boob tax for all the and reacts I garnered these last two pages.

This is the ending frame of the clip I made for Nathan’s cockapult video (that he cut from the final edit)
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I am feeling very envious of a piece of small candy.

You are a ridiculously attractive woman, have I mentioned that?

 

[UnquietDreams]

I have mine, my wisdom teeth and my appendix. I do not have my gall bladder.

Do you have someone else's gall bladder?

 

[UnquietDreams]

I have everything. Even my gall bladder.

Do you have Monkey's gall bladder as well? Maybe in a small jar in the garage? Just trying to find it for him.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Do you have Monkey's gall bladder as well? Maybe in a small jar in the garage? Just trying to find it for him.

I wonder if @Lmizzler could find it.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Do you have someone else's gall bladder?

No..:..

 

[UnquietDreams]

Ok so … has anyone ever had sexy time at home after being particularly aroused by something that happened here?

In here, S&S? I don't think so. On Lit?

 

[UnquietDreams]

Does masturbation count?

In my case, yes, by necessity.

 

[Amanda330]

Do you have Monkey's gall bladder as well? Maybe in a small jar in the garage? Just trying to find it for him.

No idea what you're implying.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Poor @Lmizzler

 

[Amanda330]

In my case, yes, by necessity.

Mine too, babes.

 

[BrendaD]

No..:..

Are you sure it isn’t @Lmizzler ’s?

 

[dawn_of_night]

Sinister Pond Babe

Super cool....
I have to say she's genius....
That's a super cool way to travel and use the Internet

 

[UnquietDreams]

Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.

I don't know, after the last...dozen elections here, I am willing to try it.

 

[Bry1313]

I have mine, my wisdom teeth and my appendix. I do not have my gall bladder.

Gall bladders are superfluous anyways (that’s what I tell myself)

 

[Dubinsky]

I don't know, after the last...dozen elections here, I am willing to try it.

Yuuup.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Gall bladders are superfluous anyways (that’s what I tell myself)

The three of us are the no gallbladder crew

 

[LupineOne]

Ok so … has anyone ever had sexy time at home after being particularly aroused by something that happened here?

Oh absolutely

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

The three of us are the no gallbladder crew

Who is the third? Not @Lmizzler

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

The three ummmmm gallketeers?

 

[dawn_of_night]

I have one. I hang it on the end of my penis.

That explains a lot....

I'm kidding.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

No idea what you're implying.

I came on here, hoping to find some hot n' sexy gall bladder porn, but none of your emojis worked.