Sex & Shenanigans

[LupineOne]

No idea what you're implying.

Oh I like you

 

[curious_me]

No idea what you're implying.

These emojis suck. They're just there.

 

[Amanda330]

I came on here, hoping to find some hot n' sexy gall bladder porn, but none of your emojis worked.

I'm so sorry to disappoint you...

Better?

 

[AuntieDisco]

Logging in after a whole day of busting my hypothetical balls to come here and discover discussions on gallbladder and @Lmizzler becoming poor. Damn I really missed out.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

I'm so sorry to disappoint you...

Better?

 

[crazychemgirl]

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Even I draw the line at surgery porn … NMK

 

[Dubinsky]

Even I draw the line at surgery porn … NMK

I mean, a slit is a slit.

Amirite?

 

[jason28053]

Gallbladder
Tonsils and adenoids
Wisdom teeth

 

[Amanda330]

I mean, a slit is a slit.

Amirite?

No. Definitely not.

 

[UnquietDreams]

I mean, a slit is a slit.

Amirite?

 

[UnquietDreams]

Even I draw the line at surgery porn … NMK

Do whatever makes your sick little heart dance with joy...oh god, no! Not that!

 

[lavendersilk]

Gallbladder
Tonsils and adenoids
Wisdom teeth

Samesies.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Like I'm the only one turned on by internal organs.
https://ibb.co/8zHKndG

 

[Wriggle]

Ok so … has anyone ever had sexy time at home after being particularly aroused by something that happened here?

Hi.
I'm wriggle.
Long time lurker, 1st time poster.

To answer the question yes.
Often.
Almost daily.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Do whatever makes your sick little heart dance with joy...oh god, no! Not that!

What exactly are you implying?

That I killed @SalaciousMonkey22 .. filleted him like a string cheese and then sewed the skin pieces and made the best fringe human leather jacket ever.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Like I'm the only one turned on by internal organs.
https://ibb.co/8zHKndG

 

[UnquietDreams]

What exactly are you implying?

That I killed @SalaciousMonkey22 .. filleted him like a string cheese and then sewed the skin pieces and made the best fringe human leather jacket ever.

No, because he is still posting. Even an evil genius couldn't sound like him.

 

[UnquietDreams]

What exactly are you implying?

That I killed @SalaciousMonkey22 .. filleted him like a string cheese and then sewed the skin pieces and made the best fringe human leather jacket ever.

And who fillets string cheese?

 

[crazychemgirl]

Like I'm the only one turned on by internal organs.
https://ibb.co/8zHKndG

I remember watching a tv show where they filmed a face lift … they used a metal thingie to pry the skin from the skull … it was more horrifying than any horror movie I’ve ever seen in my life.

 

[crazychemgirl]

And who fillets string cheese?

If you are one of those people who eat it instead of pulling it apart we can’t be friends anymore.

 

[UnquietDreams]

I remember watching a tv show where they filmed a face lift … they used a metal thingie to pry the skin from the skull … it was more horrifying than any horror movie I’ve ever seen in my life.

Exactly. Because you know it is real.

Which is why I watch Buffy and not True Crime channel.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

If you are one of those people who eat it instead of pulling it apart we can’t be friends anymore.

If you are one of those people who eat it at all we can't be friends anymore.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

What the fuck is going on in here !!!?!?!?!?

 

[UnquietDreams]

If you are one of those people who eat it instead of pulling it apart we can’t be friends anymore.

No, I generally don't eat it. And my kid eats it like a serial killer.

 

[UnquietDreams]

What the fuck is going on in here !!!?!?!?!?

We determining proof of life.