RockaTeria!!

[amelia]

The InternationalFunboy and I are starting a rock group! RockaTeria! We will be playing a buffet of music styles (hardeeharhar).

We like playing with ourselves, but it would be more fun to play with a variety of people.

So, consider this your audition.

What would you bring to our group? Why should we choose you to join the very cool RockaTeria?!?!

 

[Guest]

Uh, I make yummy pot brownies.

 

[amelia]

Uh, I make yummy pot brownies.

THAT'S important to ANY rock group.

welcome to RockaTeria!

 

[Olivianna]

I can lick my own nipples.

 

[SilvaTungDevil]

I don't want to join the band (rock & roll is against my religion), but I saw the words, "buffet,"and,"pot brownies"', and the phrase, "we like playing with ourselves," all in the first two posts. What a cool fucking thread!

 

[Guest]

Hey. This group rocks. Nipple licking and stuff is coooool. Hehe.

 

[Saint Peter]

You could take me on the bus and have sex with me amelia. FunBoy is on his own.

 

[InternationalFunboy]

This band rocks my ass.
check it out: I can play the first 7 seconds of 'barracuda' on this accordion!

 

[Vilac]

We like playing with ourselvesB]

Go figure. My kind of band.

But..still. NO THANKS! Last time I auditioned for a band, I ended up waking up in Mexico with a tattoo of a seniorita on my asscheek, pissing fire for the next few weeks, trying to remember what in the hell happened to my tuba.


V~~~~~

 

[amelia]

Re: Re: RockaTeria!!

Go figure. My kind of band.

But..still. NO THANKS! Last time I auditioned for a band, I ended up waking up in Mexico with a tattoo of a seniorita on my asscheek, pissing fire for the next few weeks, trying to remember what in the hell happened to my tuba.


V~~~~~

come on...live a little! i promise, we won't go to mexico.

pissing fire? that's a good trick.

you're in.

 

[LovetoGiveRoses]

The InternationalFunboy and I are starting a rock group! RockaTeria! We will be playing a buffet of music styles (hardeeharhar).

We like playing with ourselves, but it would be more fun to play with a variety of people.

So, consider this your audition.

What would you bring to our group? Why should we choose you to join the very cool RockaTeria?!?!

Shoot, and I thought this was going to be a thread about geology.

 

[LovetoGiveRoses]

I thought if it was a geology thread, you might want to help me get these rocks off.

 

[LovetoGiveRoses]

Want to see my crystal?

 

[427cobra]

Hey I'll join! Why should you chose me? My guitar is nothing less than extension of my arm (or somthing else ). And who wouldn't want to be onstage with a tightly clad Amelia. As Jimmy page once put it "I don't deal in technique, I deal in emotions." Let's play! lol.

 

[superlittlegirl]

Well, fuck. I wanted to join, but you've already got an accordion player. All those years of practice for nothing!

This band rocks my ass.
check it out: I can play the first 7 seconds of 'barracuda' on this accordion!

 

[amelia]

Well, fuck. I wanted to join, but you've already got an accordion player. All those years of practice for nothing!

he can play a few other things VERY well. we'd love to have your accordion skillz! i have to warn you though, all the chicas have to dance around in tight clothing and make out and stuff

 

[427cobra]

he can play a few other things VERY well. we'd love to have your accordion skillz! i have to warn you though, all the chicas have to dance around in tight clothing and make out and stuff

I've got to play in this band!

"It's a 106 miles to Chicago. We've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it't dark and we're wearing sunglasses."

"We're on a mission from God."

"I'll have some dry white toast."

"Four fried chickens and a coke."

 

[Bluesboy2]

Hmmm...

I have been know to play guitar a bit (see link in sig). Also, I have my own tights that glow in blacklite and cooler shoes than all the rest of you (see AV).

 

[427cobra]

I have a blue shirt with a big dragon on it. Good shoes though, bluesboy.

 

[superlittlegirl]

Heh. I'm in. dancing and making out with cute girls is not exactly what I'd call torture.

he can play a few other things VERY well. we'd love to have your accordion skillz! i have to warn you though, all the chicas have to dance around in tight clothing and make out and stuff

 

[Minkey Boodle]

I can spell my name backwards AND play the recorder.

 

[superlittlegirl]

Cool! Does your name backward make a satanic palindrome?

I can spell my name backwards AND play the recorder.

 

[Minkey Boodle]

I think it does!

Y'all better watch out!

 

[crappie master]

I have no musical talent(I can barely play the radio) but I used to run lights for local bar band back in the 80's

 

[Star of Penumbra]

I can play the kazoo. I can also sing moderately well. And if that isn't enough, I can write some disturbing lyrics.