Repel me in five words

[Grumpybollocks]

Sorry. I'll try flushing again

 

[likeit888]

I once had a toothbrush...

 

[Deleted member 1306910]

I have a magic cock.

See me do some tricks?

 

[LAHomedog]

Are you sure you wiped?

 

[SithLordSexyPants1]

the test csme back positive

 

[Grumpybollocks]

It normally gets much harder

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Duct tape keeps it in!

 

[ydahecnot]

Two Menudo tickets…front row.

 

[Frankjba1]

Doc says we should talk

 

[ydahecnot]

I design and sell cockatars

 

[Leigh81]

It still hasn't cleared up

 

[Lastingimpressions]

This smell weird to you?

 

[ydahecnot]

Lint does feel kinda sensual

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

What’s wrong with castor oil?

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

It comes out...more in!

 

[Grumpybollocks]

It can fit 2 raccoons

 

[ydahecnot]

Autoerotic asphyxiation? Don’t knock it

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Think about it...

Crash your car, f*cking inside.

 

[SithLordSexyPants1]

Give Mr Tiny a kiss

 

[HotChef1970]

Yep, 4 inches, that’s all

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Really? 30 seconds is all?

 

[DestinyRoad]

It smells worse than it tastes

 

[AmberLGreen]

Is that all you’ve got

 

[Taegul]

I like to keep CNN on the TV when making love.

I just threw up a little

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

I just took this selfie...