Recently out - advice for first visit to gay bar/club requested

[MickM469]

I am an older guy (late 50s) and have recently come out as gay. I am ready to venture to a gay bar/club and hoping some can let me know what to expect. This club is on that looks to be more laid back and not a pure meat market, but sense that is the case with all clubs perhaps? I am told I am an attractive guy. I am height/weight proportionate, taller (6’2”) and basically have the professional look. Any advice or what to expect for a solo visit (I really don’t have any friends to go with yet). Thanks!

 

[DaddysSissySlut24]

I am an older guy (late 50s) and have recently come out as gay. I am ready to venture to a gay bar/club and hoping some can let me know what to expect. This club is on that looks to be more laid back and not a pure meat market, but sense that is the case with all clubs perhaps? I am told I am an attractive guy. I am height/weight proportionate, taller (6’2”) and basically have the professional look. Any advice or what to expect for a solo visit (I really don’t have any friends to go with yet). Thanks!

OK, here's what's going to happen. You'll get there, right? Now...you might want to phone first to get that day's "hot words"..."hot words" are the currency of the gay bar scene. Once you know the HW's (as we call them) you're ready for your initiation. Yes, there's kind of an initiation - the people at that bar? None of them are 1st timers, probably just yourself - no worries, nobody is going to hurt you, well...unless you pay extra...so it's not much, just a trust fall and some other stuff, depending on the local culture. I will say this: IF the bartender is wearing ANYTHING not fabulous? Run. It's a psyop.

Obviously, you're not going to want to stand there like a doofus (not saying you're a doofus) so you'll want to sit down (the main alternative to standing). This is where things get a bit...not "tricky" but...there's a trick. Do NOT sit directly next to anyone...unless you've watched them for at least 20 minutes and nobody has claimed that spot. It's almost tantamount to in a straight bar asking for a ladies' number. You just...don't. If you see a couple of seats unoccupied? That's your best bet, so go up to them but look on the backs of the seats or, if the seats don't have a vertical back, on the sides of the seating area or cushion. if you see a kind of mark, you'll want to find something else BUT if you see a kind of mark? You are GOLDEN.

Now you're seated. Good. What you want to do now is what's called "jack signaling"...what is js'ing, you might ask?...well, easy, it doesn't exist. Nothing I've said up to this point has any correspondence with reality. Just my bit-o-fun. OK, here's what you do...walk in, check that place out, sit down and...IDK...order a drink? If someone says "hi" maybe...say "hi" back? IDK, I'm not what they call "good with people". It's a bar...and it has some dudes who maybe like other dudes. All of them? No. Not everyone at a non-gay bar is straight note everyone at a gay bar is gay. The one legit thing you might want to do is just learn a bit about the bar? I would that for most any bar, but that's me. I mostly find myself in bars doing stand-up. I like to know the general "crowd" because if it is, say, a "unofficial cop bar"? Time to break out the meth jokes! No sex jokes, I don't work blue at cop bars, which...just hit me...is a bit ironic? Etc. I...am not being mean...it was done in fun. Seriously it's just folks...except that thing about the bartender. That's legit psyop stuff.

 

[kccasey]

Mick, I am so glad you asked this question. I will be checking back to see the answers, as I would like to go to my first gay bar, to get some dick. I worry about catching STD, but damn, I need cock so bad. I have hired prostitutes to get me some TS dick, and loved it. Now I want to branch out and get some gay dick. I have decided I am bi, or perhaps gay, I want to find out.

 

[kccasey]

Daddysissyslut, yuk yuk.