Put Words in Other People's Mouths

[Recidiva]

You've seen it. You might do it. You probably don't like it when it happens to you, but boy is it fun to do to other people, it must be.

For instance: If you don't post in this thread, you obviously have no sense of humor, you hate kittens and I know I heard someone say about you the fact that you don't actually drink brand name coffee, you just pretend that you do.

You disgust me.

Bonus for hearsay and ad hominem.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

I hear dolf bakes puppies into pies, but I'm sure she doesn't because there's no way she even knows how to turn on an oven and btw, she just rolled over and said "Hi" to your boobies...

 

[blobfish]

I'm mad because you ignored me, thus your post is wrong.

 

[Recidiva]

I hear dolf bakes puppies into pies, but I'm sure she doesn't because there's no way she even knows how to turn on an oven and btw, she just rolled over and said "Hi" to your boobies...

Her pie dough is atrocious. I hear she got the recipe from a ferret molester.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Her pie dough is atrocious. I hear she got the recipe from a ferret molester.

But he claims the ferret wanted it, so knock off the ad hominem attacks on dolf's dough connection...

 

[Recidiva]

But he claims the ferret wanted it, so knock off the ad hominem attacks on dolf's dough connection...

Well, ferrets, like women, can't be raped. It's just stubbornness.

 

[Byron In Exile]

You've seen it. You might do it. You probably don't like it when it happens to you, but boy is it fun to do to other people, it must be.

For instance: If you don't post in this thread, you obviously have no sense of humor, you hate kittens and I know I heard someone say about you the fact that you don't actually drink brand name coffee, you just pretend that you do.

You disgust me.

Bonus for hearsay and ad hominem.

Okay.

 

[Recidiva]

Okay.

Well...you can keep that word. I suppose you don't know much about words to pick out others, and that's...okay. You probably need that one.

 

[Byron In Exile]

Well...you can keep that word. I suppose you don't know much about words to pick out others, and that's...okay. You probably need that one.

Words are such a mystery to me.

I cry sometimes.

Where do they even come from..?

 

[Byron In Exile]

They go back to before writing.

It's ridiculous.

 

[Recidiva]

Words are such a mystery to me.

I cry sometimes.

Where do they even come from..?

They come from word fairies. Slang comes from word dwarves. Misspellings are due to word trolls.

 

[Recidiva]

They go back to before writing.

It's ridiculous.

Symbols were originally called "thinky things" but that sounds silly in any language.

 

[Adre]

They come from word fairies. Slang comes from word dwarves. Misspellings are due to word trolls.

And vulgarity from the angels.

 

[Byron In Exile]

They come from word fairies. Slang comes from word dwarves. Misspellings are due to word trolls.

That's just stories for children.

How did language become language?

Nobody will ever know, and that makes me sad.

Hence, the Everything Room.

 

[Byron In Exile]

Symbols were originally called "thinky things" but that sounds silly in any language.

Just speculation...

 

[Recidiva]

And vulgarity from the angels.

Angels get bored, it's not one of the deadly sins, it's not quite sloth. It's just sorta wishing something interesting would happen while they watch people do the inane things they do for long periods of time, waiting for something exciting.

I imagine a Guardian Angel sitting eight hours a day while someone is sleeping, waiting to protect someone from something, must do a bit of swearing if only to break up the monotony.

 

[Recidiva]

That's just stories for children.

How did language become language?

Nobody will ever know, and that makes me sad.

Hence, the Everything Room.

Someone knew once. They died knowing something significant, which may likely be the only distinction they had other than having bad teeth and "that owie thing that looks red and is getting worse."

What's an Everything Room?

 

[blobfish]

How did language become language?

Tower of Babel?

 

[Adre]

Angels get bored, it's not one of the deadly sins, it's not quite sloth. It's just sorta wishing something interesting would happen while they watch people do the inane things they do for long periods of time, waiting for something exciting.

I imagine a Guardian Angel sitting eight hours a day while someone is sleeping, waiting to protect someone from something, must do a bit of swearing if only to break up the monotony.

I figured you'd understand.

 

[Recidiva]

I figured you'd understand.

Worst. Job. Ever.

No vacations. No retirement plan.

 

[Adre]

Worst. Job. Ever.

No vacations. No retirement plan.

No whacking off in the executive restroom. No annoying HR department. No awkward moments at the company Christmas gala.

 

[Recidiva]

No whacking off in the executive restroom. No annoying HR department. No awkward moments at the company Christmas gala.

Can you imagine trying to come up with a decent Christmas present for Jesus? Or God?

"Something for the guy who made everything" is hard.

 

[Adre]

Can you imagine trying to come up with a decent Christmas present for Jesus? Or God?

"Something for the guy who made everything" is hard.

But for him it's just another birthday.

 

[Recidiva]

But for him it's just another birthday.

I'd give him a Pope's hat for a joke. I bet he'd think it was funny.

 

[Adre]

I'd give him a Pope's hat for a joke. I bet he'd think it was funny.

A party hat...I love it. And toques for the angels