Post baseless lies about the person above you - Version Three

[PapaRomantic]

Back in his school days, he misunderstood what a #2 pencil was. It was a very embarrassing trip to the nurse's office and he's never used a #2 pencil since.

His personal ad for "females elves to help Santa get into the Christmas spirit" didn't work well.

 

[barefootgirl69]

His personal ad for "females elves to help Santa get into the Christmas spirit" didn't work well.

He uses the reverse cycle on the shop vac to dry his hair.

 

[papadoc19]

She feels compelled to wear multiple pairs of socks all the time

 

[DarkSimian]

Wishes they would do a revival of BJ & the Bear

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Likes to put hair clips in his hair to make himself pretty.

 

[DarkSimian]

Likes to put hair clips in his hair to make himself pretty.

Wishes someone would give her the Spatula Treatment https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-hOhhgrM3bs

 

[PapaRomantic]

Wishes someone would give her the Spatula Treatment https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-hOhhgrM3bs

While shaving his beard off, he found his missing house key....

 

[papadoc19]

His instrument of choice is the kazoo

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

He does the Carlton dance out in public, sometimes singing Perry Como's song It's Not Unusual.

 

[PapaRomantic]

He does the Carlton dance out in public, sometimes singing Perry Como's song It's Not Unusual.

All she wants for Christmas is a spicy rack of ribs and a manly hunk that will lick the sauce off of her fingers!

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

All she wants for Christmas is a spicy rack of ribs and a manly hunk that will lick the sauce off of her fingers!

(These are lies?)

Has a pink Kangaroo onesie that has a flap in the front and the back.

 

[PapaRomantic]

(These are lies?)

Has a pink Kangaroo onesie that has a flap in the front and the back.

(yeah, I realized I was telling a HUGE truth there!)

Set the world record for most mistletoe hanging in a person's home - the man verifying can PERSONALLY attest to that!

 

[WaltTheAlt]

(yeah, I realized I was telling a HUGE truth there!)

Set the world record for most mistletoe hanging in a person's home - the man verifying can PERSONALLY attest to that!

Actually knows a lot more chords than what appears to be that 'D' chord showing in his signature.

 

[Sexybritches69]

Actually knows a lot more chords than what appears to be that 'D' chord showing in his signature.

Considered calling himself Heisenberg before settling on his current name

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Considered calling himself Heisenberg before settling on his current name

Has a large collection of buckshot granny panties.

 

[Sexybritches69]

Has a large collection of buckshot granny panties.

Hahahahaha

BC coined the phrase “buckshot granny panties” and keeps hoping it’ll catch on.

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Hahahahaha

BC coined the phrase “buckshot granny panties” and keeps hoping it’ll catch on.

When they ask for people to show at parties with ugly sweaters, she shows up with the matching decorated ugly panties on the outside of her pants.

*Merry Christmas SB*

 

[Sexybritches69]

When they ask for people to show at parties with ugly sweaters, she shows up with the matching decorated ugly panties on the outside of her pants.

*Merry Christmas SB*

Omg I want to do that. I *need* ugly Christmas panties.

BCC started her own line of ugly Christmas panties. Her label is Buckshot Granny. She has scheduled runways shows in Milan, France and New York and she will be on the cover of Time magazine as Person of the Year, 2017.

Merry Christmas to you, too BCC

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Omg I want to do that. I *need* ugly Christmas panties.

BCC started her own line of ugly Christmas panties. Her label is Buckshot Granny. She has scheduled runways shows in Milan, France and New York and she will be on the cover of Time magazine as Person of the Year, 2017.

Merry Christmas to you, too BCC

Has panty wars with those who try to wear panties in public where their panties have taken a couture extreme turn...

 

[Sexybritches69]

Has panty wars with those who try to wear panties in public where their panties have taken a couture extreme turn...

BCC is beside herself deciding which pair of Buckshots (see? It’s catching on) to wear in her new thread titled “My Grannies Are Hotter Than Yours”. For some reason, BCC requires everyone to sing the title of her thread in the tune of “My Milkshake Brings All The Boy’s To The Yard...”.

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

BCC is beside herself deciding which pair of Buckshots (see? It’s catching on) to wear in her new thread titled “My Grannies Are Hotter Than Yours”. For some reason, BCC requires everyone to sing the title of her thread in the tune of “My Milkshake Brings All The Boy’s To The Yard...”.

*Ya darn skippy I do*

Wears her Christmas stockings as knee high socks.

 

[papadoc19]

Despite the avatar, she is in fact lactose intolerant

(and I do the Carlton Dance to Tom Jones...anything else would be uncivilized)

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Despite the avatar, she is in fact lactose intolerant

(and I do the Carlton Dance to Tom Jones...anything else would be uncivilized)

Even this?:

I know you have tried this at least once...
https://youtu.be/BocZxLGxPiE

 

[DarkSimian]

Even this?:

I know you have tried this at least once...
https://youtu.be/BocZxLGxPiE

thinks the Kama Sutra is for amateurs

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

thinks the Kama Sutra is for amateurs

Has learned to control orgasms with his chi...