Post baseless lies about the person above you - Version Three

[Pantyboy74]

Confesses that the photos were actually downloaded already...where? That's the question...another mystery...

Will threaten torture if the photos see the light of day

 

[papadoc19]

Was the originator of the C String

 

[Taegul]

Hosts an annual Fraggle Rock convention every August.

 

[papadoc19]

Hosts an annual Fraggle Rock convention every August.

Ummm...this is not a lie...been the chief number fan since 1983...(JK)

He is a lobstermen from Maine

 

[DarkSimian]

Ummm...this is not a lie...been the chief number fan since 1983...(JK)

He is a lobstermen from Maine

Thought "Hungry Like the Wolf" was about him; unsuccessfully sued Duran Duran

 

[hilton1958]

Thought "Hungry Like the Wolf" was about him; unsuccessfully sued Duran Duran

I saw him fucking a blow up doll of Darth Vadar.

 

[PapaRomantic]

I saw him fucking a blow up doll of Darth Vadar.

Spends too much time in the shower, getting himself into a lather....

 

[curvyangel1969]

Spends too much time in the shower, getting himself into a lather....

Started getting pedicures so he could hang out with all the ladies that go in there.

 

[PapaRomantic]

Started getting pedicures so he could hang out with all the ladies that go in there.

Still trying to perfect eggnog flavored coffee.

 

[curvyangel1969]

Still trying to perfect eggnog flavored coffee.

The only perfect eggnog is the kind that isn't anywhere near me. Bleck!

Is sending me a Christmas gift.

 

[PapaRomantic]

The only perfect eggnog is the kind that isn't anywhere near me. Bleck!

Is sending me a Christmas gift.

Will use the Christmas nudes I send her to chase away rodents!

 

[curvyangel1969]

Will use the Christmas nudes I send her to chase away rodents!

LoL. And small marsupials.

Will need a bigger boat.

 

[PapaRomantic]

LoL. And small marsupials.

Will need a bigger boat.

Money spent on friends' Christmas gifts this year - $275.

Money spent on dogs' Christmas gifts this year - $1,569.

 

[papadoc19]

He has taken a vow of celibacy

 

[PapaRomantic]

He has taken a vow of celibacy

Smokes oregano to get an Italian high.

 

[romehasit]

Owns the entire Bee Gee's catalogue on vinyl.

 

[DarkSimian]

Owns the entire Bee Gee's catalogue on vinyl.

Can't wait to vacation on the moon, so he can get away from it all

 

[13Fantasies]

Can't wait to vacation on the moon, so he can get away from it all

Related to Bigfoot

 

[DarkSimian]

Related to Bigfoot

Lives on the edge of the Earth

 

[papadoc19]

He is bald

 

[Devlishone4fun]

Never post around here

 

[Taegul]

He's never made a phone call with his smartphone because he still can't figure out where the coin slot is.

 

[PapaRomantic]

He's never made a phone call with his smartphone because he still can't figure out where the coin slot is.

His "white Christmas" comes from uncontrollable dandruff.

 

[papadoc19]

He had a "Hangover" style party to celebrate his birthday

 

[Taegul]

Back in his school days, he misunderstood what a #2 pencil was. It was a very embarrassing trip to the nurse's office and he's never used a #2 pencil since.