Post baseless lies about the person above you - Version Three

[DarkSimian]

Has learned to control orgasms with his chi...

Has invented a sexual technique so intense, it's banned by the Geneva Convention!

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Has invented a sexual technique so intense, it's banned by the Geneva Convention!

Has a huge following for the long wicked tongue he has and teases with ...

 

[DarkSimian]

Has a huge following for the long wicked tongue he has and teases with ...

Her last orgasm was so intense, it created Hurricanes Harvey, Irma, and Maria

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Has invented a sexual technique so intense, it's banned by the Geneva Convention!

Her last orgasm was so intense, it created Hurricanes Harvey, Irma, and Maria

Savors the intense moments at it's strongest by shedding a tear or two...

 

[DarkSimian]

Savors the intense moments at it's strongest by shedding a tear or two...

Told me she was having a heart attack so I would give her chest compressions

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Told me she was having a heart attack so I would give her chest compressions

He wants to try attaching nipple clamps to a Mac truck battery, for the extra energy...

 

[DarkSimian]

He wants to try attaching nipple clamps to a Mac truck battery, for the extra energy...

Despite what her business card says, she is not a licensed penis inspector

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Despite what her business card says, she is not a licensed penis inspector

(How would you know?...lol)

Likes recreating the Tom Cruise scene in Risky business with the shirt, undies and socks, but screams Show Me The Money at family reunions...

 

[DarkSimian]

(How would you know?...lol)

Likes recreating the Tom Cruise scene in Risky business with the shirt, undies and socks, but screams Show Me The Money at family reunions...

Named her thighs Thanksgiving and Christmas; wants me to meet her between the holidays

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Named her thighs Thanksgiving and Christmas; wants me to meet her between the holidays

Is one of those customers in the embarrassing Walmart YouTube clips that has hershey squirt stains running down his pants.

 

[DarkSimian]

Is one of those customers in the embarrassing Walmart YouTube clips that has hershey squirt stains running down his pants.

Mails packages to herself, so she can see that cute UPS man twice as oftern

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Mails packages to herself, so she can see that cute UPS man twice as oftern

Has to take a triple shot in the arm of B12 to keep up adding to the little blue pill...but CAN you keep up?

https://youtu.be/AqeIiF0DlTg

 

[DarkSimian]

Has to take a triple shot in the arm of B12 to keep up adding to the little blue pill...but CAN you keep up?

https://youtu.be/AqeIiF0DlTg

Keeps a candy bowl of the little blue pills on her nightstand....just in case

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Keeps a candy bowl of the little blue pills on her nightstand....just in case

Thinks the movie Trolls had true purpose and meaning for his life so to the point where he skates only with one skate until his woman arrives...

 

[Taegul]

She's had 3 different vacuum companies name a model after her. I can't imagine why

Thinks the movie Trolls had true purpose and meaning for his life so to the point where he skates only with one skate until his woman arrives...

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

She's had 3 different vacuum companies name a model after her. I can't imagine why

Wearing his lucky Christmas tiara, he is making his booty call with this line:

Wanna feel something bump into you this night? Wanna feel something prodding into you taking up space like a search light? Wanna taste from something smaller than an anaconda but bigger than a match light? Come to my place, you'll feel better than having psychedelic mind trips on the mothership tonight...

 

[PapaRomantic]

Wearing his lucky Christmas tiara, he is making his booty call with this line:

Wanna feel something bump into you this night? Wanna feel something prodding into you taking up space like a search light? Wanna taste from something smaller than an anaconda but bigger than a match light? Come to my place, you'll feel better than having psychedelic mind trips on the mothership tonight...

Orders supreme pizza and pretends the mushrooms are psychedelic. (Merry Christmas!)

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Orders supreme pizza and pretends the mushrooms are psychedelic. (Merry Christmas!)

*Merry Christmas Papa*

Likes to play children's toy instruments to warm up the crowd...

 

[papadoc19]

She is on Santa's permanent naughty list

 

[PapaRomantic]

She is on Santa's permanent naughty list

Has decided when the New Year comes, he's going to keep writing 2017 on all of his important stuff.

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Has decided when the New Year comes, he's going to keep writing 2017 on all of his important stuff.

While celebrating Christmas, to have alone time, he pretends to be using the bathroom while online here with a locked door of course.

 

[PapaRomantic]

While celebrating Christmas, to have alone time, he pretends to be using the bathroom while online here with a locked door of course.

Leaving her mistletoe up this year, to see if it has the same effect during the other 11 months as it does in December.

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Dresses like Liberace when trying an inspired piece on the piano.

 

[13Fantasies]

Dresses like Liberace when trying an inspired piece on the piano.

Dresses like a nun on Sundays to see how many priests she can corrupt

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Dresses like a nun on Sundays to see how many priests she can corrupt

(For Halloween one year, a woman dressed in a nun's habit. She had her eyebrow pierced, a ring in her nose, and smoking a cigarette...people stared but was afraid to say anything...lol)

Wears lipgloss to add shine to his smile...