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Smuggles crickets in ice cream buckets worldwide.
Post baseless lies about the person above you - Version Three
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You have to wait for a break in his conversations for him to breathe so you can go pee before he starts up again...
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Attracts flocks of children from all over claiming him to be their dad from one night stands.
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Promises ice cream home delivery. Never follows through.
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Has duct tape on her lips because she doesn't want to be known for giving away any secrets...
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Hasn't had a haircut since 1997.
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Finds it hard to get dates after the word got out he uses his Rock Em Sock Em Robots game for the winner to decide his or hers choice for where they should go and what they should do.
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She never lies.
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I'm sorry, but the first "lie" is the truth. I have never been to Paris. I don't believe in such conspirational ideas though, so this part is truely a lie.
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Needs to consult his mom before deciding on what to wear outside.
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Waits to pounce on Male Litsters, then drags them to her lair for "re-education".
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*I don't drag them...they walk just fine...smiling*
Flashes a bit of leg to tease the women on purpose...having us salivating as we stare
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*I don't drag them...they walk just fine...smiling*
Flashes a bit of leg to tease the women on purpose...having us salivating as we stare
Once performed a burlesque rendition of Bohemian Rhapsody on stage.
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Once performed a burlesque rendition of Bohemian Rhapsody on stage.
I wish I had seen that - it would have been awesome!
He comes across as a happy guy, but the truth is he's been bitter all his life because he wanted to be taller.
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I wish I had seen that - it would have been awesome!
He comes across as a happy guy, but the truth is he's been bitter all his life because he wanted to be taller.
Spits as he speaks saying things with such a salty demeanor and a nasty lisp...
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Hey beauty - I was hoping you were online!
Is glad Christmas is over, since she got faulty mistletoe this year and nobody came over to kiss her!
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Hey beauty - I was hoping you were online!
Is glad Christmas is over, since she got faulty mistletoe this year and nobody came over to kiss her!
Loves the cold weather so much he's looking into a cruise to Antarctica
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Was hoping for more nudity in the new Star Wars movie.
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Watches the Flintstones in hopes of seeing Betty or Wilma flash more leg.
(((((Kisses and hugs)))))
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Pushes old ladies in wheelchairs to the summit of a big hill and then pushes them back down it.
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Sets off firecrackers at the local rehab center to test how quickly the patients react to them.
*Waves hi... gathering iLackBrainCells up in a hug*
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She can eat a plate of pancakes in under a minute!
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