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lurkingguy1978
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Post baseless lies about the person above you - Version Three
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Is secretly the love child of Adam West and Eartha Kitt
LanguageOfLove
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PapaRomantic
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Before he eats steak, he has to dig a hole first outside to bury the bone later...
She lives so far away, she had to do her online Christmas shopping in August in order for the packages to get there by Dec. 25.
LanguageOfLove
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That's no lie!! lol
This year he will save money on travel, and pack himself inside a nice big luggage to any destination he is going to.
Don't forget to stretch when you get there
Pantyboy74
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That's no lie!! lol
This year he will save money on travel, and pack himself inside a nice big luggage to any destination he is going to.
Don't forget to stretch when you get there
She has only packed 3 coconut bikinis for her trip home.
LanguageOfLove
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She has only packed 3 coconut bikinis for her trip home.
Make that four!
I have packed the whole coconut bra and panty set for all of my family members including the grass skirt...lol
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She picked her screenname to be LOL and then figured out some words that would work.
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She picked her screenname to be LOL and then figured out some words that would work.
Actually lives in Canada, and just commutes to MI
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He works every summer as an organ grinder on Coney Island.
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His tie is a clip-onDoesn't actually ever curse in real life
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He's an albino.
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Was the only girl at an all-boys school, and never complained
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Hates being put on her knees
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Christmas day plans include overdosing on Cheetos while watching reruns of Friends and sitting on the couch naked. Festive!
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Holiday plans include dancing around the Festivus pole and complaining
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Is still really upset about finishing last in the 'Feats of Strength' last year...
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Doesn't know how to swim.
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Went to his high school prom by himself - danced with himself, ate with himself, talked to himself....and still had the time of his life.
LanguageOfLove
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Party for one
He was the photographer at our party last night, when someone accidentally pushed him in the swimming pool, (Wasn't me, I swear) lol
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Party for one
He was the photographer at our party last night, when someone accidentally pushed him in the swimming pool, (Wasn't me, I swear) lol
Was arrested last night for pushing the photographer in to the pool.
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Pantyboy74
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LOL, bailed me out for pushing the photographer in the pool
Bribed the photographer to destroy the incriminating photos
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Confesses that the photos were actually downloaded already...where? That's the question...another mystery...
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