Post baseless lies about the person above you - Version Three

[PapaRomantic]

Likes to barbeque in the nude. Has quite the following...

She's a cheap date - a hot dog and a can of beer always leads to a happy ending!

 

[de_valmont]

I do like a good fire...

With the fire burning, he throws in his bed so he can buy a brand knew one, with a better canopy

I am the new cover, at least, if it's you inside the bed.

You know it's not my bed. You know I always find open doors because girls like to feel in danger, helpless, ready to surrender. And so do you when you see my avatar.

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Skydives with a parachute shaped like boobs.

When excited he twerks better than most girls...

 

[de_valmont]

When excited he twerks better than most girls...

She never wears underwear under her working clothes (profile).

 

[Pantyboy74]

She never wears underwear under her working clothes (profile).

Was confused by instruction to press the windows key.
Couldnt even find the lock.

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Was confused by instruction to press the windows key.
Couldnt even find the lock.

Likes to press his buttocks on the windows while wearing lacy thongs

 

[de_valmont]

Likes to press his buttocks on the windows while wearing lacy thongs

is awful, not sexy at all

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

is awesome, not sexy at all

Has a secret desire to be branded on the right butt cheek.

 

[de_valmont]

Has a secret desire to be branded on the right butt cheek.

falls asleep in public transport and desk, and entertains passenger by moans from wet dreams

 

[PapaRomantic]

falls asleep in public transport and desk, and entertains passenger by moans from wet dreams

Never been to Paris - thinks the Eiffel Tower is just a conspiracy.

 

[rockinzoe]

Never been to Paris - thinks the Eiffel Tower is just a conspiracy.

Very selfish person, all take take take and believes a haggis is a real animal.

 

[PapaRomantic]

Very selfish person, all take take take and believes a haggis is a real animal.

ZOE!

Hates dogs and cats - thinks everybody should just have fish for pets.

 

[rockinzoe]

ZOE!

Hates dogs and cats - thinks everybody should just have fish for pets.

Is so antisocial, would prefer to be left alone to their conversations with their closet.

 

[PapaRomantic]

Is so antisocial, would prefer to be left alone to their conversations with their closet.

Takes her invisible friend Dougie to work with her every day.

 

[rockinzoe]

Takes her invisible friend Dougie to work with her every day.

If only I could take Cecil instead.

Always insists on carrying his lunch in his armpit

 

[PapaRomantic]

If only I could take Cecil instead.

Always insists on carrying his lunch in his armpit

When she can't sleep, she counts elephants instead of sheep, and it makes the room seem like there is an earthquake.

 

[rockinzoe]

When she can't sleep, she counts elephants instead of sheep, and it makes the room seem like there is an earthquake.

Refuses to take a shower unless he is joined by Pedro, his turtle

 

[PapaRomantic]

Refuses to take a shower unless he is joined by Pedro, his turtle

When she sleeps, she dreams of airplane flight attendants!

 

[romehasit]

When she sleeps, she dreams of airplane flight attendants!

He drives a '73 Cadillac Coupe Deville

 

[PapaRomantic]

He drives a '73 Cadillac Coupe Deville

Mine's old, but not THAT old!

Escapes reality by sitting upside down in a chair and letting his head hang down towards the floor.

 

[Taegul]

He can't sing the 12 Days of Christmas without using his fingers to count. Every time he reaches the 10th day he gets too confused at running out of fingers and has to start the song over again. ***Pro advice*** Use your toes also, bud.

 

[PapaRomantic]

He can't sing the 12 Days of Christmas without using his fingers to count. Every time he reaches the 10th day he gets too confused at running out of fingers and has to start the song over again. ***Pro advice*** Use your toes also, bud.

Drinks his beer with a straw - says it makes more "tingles" in his nose.

 

[papadoc19]

He is slim and very stoic

 

[PapaRomantic]

He is slim and very stoic

Wishes he was a squirrel, because he likes the idea of burying his nuts in the ground and coming back for them later.

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Wishes he was a squirrel, because he likes the idea of burying his nuts in the ground and coming back for them later.

Loves to wear 5 inch heels since it does wonders for his figure and maintains a tight buttocks.