Planet of the Ape: Thwarted?

[4est_4est_Gump]

ST. PETERSBURG, Fla. (AP) — The wild monkey that was on the lam in St. Petersburg for two years has finally been captured.

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The monkey eluded capture for years as it roamed neighborhoods in St. Petersburg. It even has a Facebook page...

http://tampa.cbslocal.com/2012/10/24/mystery-monkey-caught-after-2-years-on-the-lam/

It really worries me that they are going to put him with other moneys, but then, how smart is your average Facebook user?

 

[Wat_Tyler]

We had a local dog who was notorious for not being caught. They'd see him but could never nap him.


I imagine he's been dead for years by now.


You never accepted my Facebook friends request.


Comanchero.

 

[Liar]

Yvonne the Cow approves.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

We had a local dog who was notorious for not being caught. They'd see him but could never nap him.


I imagine he's been dead for years by now.


You never accepted my Facebook friends request.


Comanchero.

A dog going comanchero. Sad. It is the sort of thing you expect from cats...

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Yvonne the Cow approves.

Yvonne only got to T-Shirts.



If you do not Facebook, how can you lead?

 

[Wat_Tyler]

A dog going comanchero. Sad. It is the sort of thing you expect from cats...

He was a hand-out dog in a predominantly Republican neighborhood.


A cleverly crafted con, if you ask me.


He could probably have gooten a used Hemi if he had wanted one.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Was he a labradoodle?

 

[Wat_Tyler]

More like a labrachow.


Prolly a pre-Prius driver.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

How many Volts were you planning on giving him upon capture?

 

[Wat_Tyler]

They never caught him. He was . . . elusive.


I offered to bust a cap in him, but I was seen as cruel and unusual.


They likely would have given him house current.


How's that for enough Voltz(wagens)?

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

That's funny because when they could not catch this unspayed bitch back in KANSAS, animal control told me to cap her...


Caught her behind the barn.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Dah 'burbz don't want the noise.


Or to upset dah chil'ren.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Hell, the townies crack me up.

They bitch about the deer but bow-hunting terrifies them and to stop feeding Bambi would be cruel and unusual, but damnit! the city has to do something, they keep eating the landscaping...

 

[LiFeNdEaTh]

*clicked*

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

*clicked*

As in locked an loaded?
Locked and loaded!
Aimin' for your heart...

 

[Wat_Tyler]

The same people bitch about all the deer that follow the river bottom to town and then up the drainage gullies to eat all the tender young green things in their back yards . . .


but seek to repeal bow-hunting in the river bottom . . .


because children might become offended and have nightmares.


Maybe I should put on a dog costume and go to visit the night before trash day and turn over all the cans . . . and count how many times I get shot at.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

lol


Sounds like a Wilfred episode...

 

[LiFeNdEaTh]

As in locked an loaded?
Locked and loaded!
Aimin' for your heart...

lol.. nah

 

[Wat_Tyler]

I should practice scratching with my back foot, to be more convincing.


Poodle lessons . . . .

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

There is one costume more not being worn in redneck land this year.


Now you do not go as a deer or a skunk!

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Raccoon, possum, and groundhog would all be lousy choices, too.


The Stimulus is taking a few days off, so I have trouble I can get into.


Like eBay'ing Mopar big-block parts . . . .

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

The Injun' Summer is supposed to end this afternoon.


A reminder to lay on more wood...

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Ours goes away on Sunday.


Rain this time of year can bring in so many kinds of systems - this one is supposed to be chilly.


Which reminds me, I have some fuses to check, or a short to track down. I hope it's just the fuse.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Fuses?


How old is that teepee?

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Fuses?


How old is that teepee?

The Mopar, you goof. The teepee is on breakers.


Wonder if Ten Bears would swap me a Hemi for this - used would be okay: