Why it's better to be Canadian than American.

[MajorRewrite]

Classic little man's syndrome, when you are insignificant you have to make noise to be noticed.

You revived a thread from 2015 just so you could make noise to be noticed, little man.

 

[Philthy_Phil]

You revived a thread from 2015 just so you could make noise to be noticed, little man.

Give him a break, he is known to be a dumb son of a bitch

 

[TrailerHitch]

You revived a thread from 2015 just so you could make noise to be noticed, little man.

Yawn...You bore me.

 

[Fuzzy1975]

And you lead the world in "Little Man's Syndrome."

You know what most people in the US think about Canada? Nothing. We don't care what you do or how you live. Unlike you that spend your whole lives comparing yourself to the US.

I tried to quote your entire rant but Lit said it was too many words to quote. Hence the abbreviated one instead.

lol what bug up your ass cause you to bump a year old thread...

 

[Fuzzy1975]

I'm some 37.5% Canadian, depending on how you define it, and I actually agree with this.

I despise almost every aspect of mainstream Canadian society. The passive-aggressiveness, the snooty moral superiority, the near-Scandinavian demand for conformity, the psudo-socialism lite that they think makes them a bunch of fucking beacons of human development and progress (which is still built on the oppression and exploitation of the global south, of course...)

And of course, the warmongering. Canada's political/media elite are as far up Zionist ass as ours are, and they care even less about how the common people feel about it.

My family always says that Canada is what America would be if we had fewer assholes. But if fewer assholes means the PM can get away with wearing blackface and the Parliament can give a standing ovation to a Waffen SS vet then that makes me think that we're better off with the assholes.

They're not even all that friendly. Soft-spoken perhaps, but not friendly. Australians are a lot friendlier than Canadians.

I'm about 25% American 75% Canadian and I agree, we're snooty, and morally superior and Australians are a lot more friendly.

 

[wizzard426]

If it's so great then why are they so sorry?

 

[AndersonsBiographer]

I'm about 25% American 75% Canadian and I agree, we're snooty, and morally superior and Australians are a lot more friendly.

OceanaGold moment.

 

[wizzard426]

Can'tadians are learning to shun EV's.......there is hope yet for Soviet Cunuckistan

 

[MajorRewrite]

The OP listed 89 factual ways that Canada leads the US, with supporting statistics.

Since Trailer revived the thread, the comments are all “Merica!” or “it’s cold in Canada”.

Clearly Canadians are better than Americans at reasoned discussion and debate. Add it to the list.

 

[Fuzzy1975]

Can'tadians are learning to shun EV's.......there is hope yet for Soviet Cunuckistan

link...or I call bullshit..oh hell it is bullshit. 10.8% of the sales in 2024 are EV's. Christ your not even a good troll..*chuckles**

 

[JoePepsiCo]

I see that it's June now.

You boys better start prepping for winter. Ground hog says six weeks...

 

[Fuzzy1975]

I see that it's June now.

You boys better start prepping for winter. Ground hog says six weeks...

The last two I saw are dead, as will the next ones. Fucking foundation under-miners is all they are around here.

 

[Lance_Castro]

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[Politruk]

Of course, this is a joke thread. There is no Canada.

One occasionally hears these silly rumors of an English-speaking -- or by some accounts, French-speaking -- country to the north of the U.S. The people supposedly put maple syrup on baked beans and gravy on cheese curds. Their national sport is ice hockey, of all things! And their police wear some kind of preposterous over-the-top gay bondage gear.

Needless to say, all this nonsense is pure UL. You'd have better luck finding the Seven Cities of Cibola!

 

[Politruk]

RACIAL CHACTERISTICS: Hard to tell a Canadian from an extremely boring regular white person unless he's dressed to go outdoors. Very little is known of the Canadian country since it is rarely visited by anyone but the Queen and illiterate sport fisherman. It is thought to resemble a sort of arctic Nebraska. It's reported that Canadians keep pet French people. If so, this is their only interesting trait. At any rate, they are apparently able to train Frenchmen to play hockey, which is more than any European has ever been able to do.

-- P.J. O'Rourke

 

[Bray123]

RACIAL CHACTERISTICS: Hard to tell a Canadian from an extremely boring regular white person unless he's dressed to go outdoors. Very little is known of the Canadian country since it is rarely visited by anyone but the Queen and illiterate sport fisherman. It is thought to resemble a sort of arctic Nebraska. It's reported that Canadians keep pet French people. If so, this is their only interesting trait. At any rate, they are apparently able to train Frenchmen to play hockey, which is more than any European has ever been able to do.

-- P.J. O'Rourke

And the Queen has stopped going...

Canadians have won more F1 races than Americans, due to a strange dislike of corners (especially right hand corners) and of training down to a weight below 300lb.