Orgasmeter

[alexandraaah]

Vixen's horny thread. It's all her fault.


Post yer orgasms here! Describe them if you dare!

I wish we could ding a bell like when a bartender gets a really good tip...so, just say a respectful "woohoo" to yourself when you see the thread bumped, for it means someone is that much happier.





11:46a.m. Central Standard Time

 

[AmishPope]

I thought this thread would be about some kind of device you could strap to yourself to measure to level/intensity of your orgasm. if such a device existed would you buy it?

 

[isuguy99]

Yummy

I am thinking this board is going to shoot up in a fast hurry I know I am working on number 1 thinking of all you lovely ladies playing with yourself while I stroke my hard cock

 

[alexandraaah]

I thought this thread would be about some kind of device you could strap to yourself to measure to level/intensity of your orgasm. if such a device existed would you buy it?

It's like an internal modem...we women don't need to see it to know how fast or slow our connection is....but, can't talk now...........busy.................masturbating.......

 

[TN_Vixen]

oooh, baby baby

I just had an orgasm so hard that it'd make you smack yo mama backwards. lol

Now sitting at my computer naked from the waist down, with my hand on my puss...

do it to me draaaah, you sex goddess you

 

[alexandraaah]

Re: oooh, baby baby

I just had an orgasm so hard that it'd make you smack yo mama backwards. lol

Now sitting at my computer naked from the waist down, with my hand on my puss...

do it to me draaaah, you sex goddess you

12:08pm...Chicago.....2nd one's always fun...already wet, clit swollen.

Jesus, I'm a perv.

 

[plasticman33]

WHOA! 1:02PM

 

[alexandraaah]

Yay!!!

c'mon Vixen...help a girl out here...

 

[TN_Vixen]

Re: Yay!!!

c'mon Vixen...help a girl out here...

Hey baby.. I have my hand... down there and am stroking as I type... so wet, so deliciously sticky... come kneel in front of me and lick it... yeah.. like that baby. MMMMmmm

 

[Tyrael]

Had one myself last night round midnight.


Then I have to get up later to piss....I should learn not to do it before I try to sleep.

 

[alexandraaah]

Re: Re: Yay!!!

Hey baby.. I have my hand... down there and am stroking as I type... so wet, so deliciously sticky... come kneel in front of me and lick it... yeah.. like that baby. MMMMmmm

These lips are at your service....where'd you want them? Hmmmm...makin' a lil 'O' around your clit.....allow me to suckle for a moment until you feel you're ready to post again.......

 

[Guest]

I had my best The night before

 

[alexandraaah]

Re: I had my best The night before

I got the nerve to order toys online, and proceeded to try a DP, wow..Earthshattering!!!!

Yesterday?? Sounds like you've got your work cut out for you, now....scoot...

 

[Ms_Lilith]

The impression I get from this thread is that we're supposed to describe orgasms? If so, here's my story, if not, I'm very sorry!


Last night's sex...

To begin with, I'm rather tight, and my honey is rather thick.. but he hasn't hurt me with his thickness since the first time we were together.. last night, he stretched me, and it hurt, but it was good hurt... so I just moaned away and we kept going...

It was the second time we'd done it in about 2 hours (once before and once after dinner), and so he was lasting longer (MUCH< MUCH longer) than usual... like.. hours...

As he pumped with breakneck speed, my pussy began to get tighter and tighter, my juices running deep inside me, lubricating him as he fucked so hard... my breasts were bouncing every which way, and the tugging on their flesh felt wonderful... my body tensed up, and I orgasmed... so hard, I almost threw him off of me... but he didn't stop.. he kept pushing.. hard and fast.. and I kept orgasming... and I must have orgasmed somewhere near 25 times.. and they were wonderful orgasms.. because he tells me that I eventually passed out... and moaned something about Elves, and then woke up with another orgasm, which clenched his dick so hard he came...

It was the most thoroughly fucked I've ever been... I moaned and orgasmed even after he pulled out of me and was just holding me, smoothing his gentle hands over my skin... and then I fell asleep, about 20 minutes later, with his dick pressed between my ass-cheeks as he spooned me.

 

[isuguy99]

Well the point of the thread was really to count off how many orgasms we are all having right now. But Damn that story of your last night was sooooo hot. *thinks hes about to burst*

 

[Ms_Lilith]

Sorry everyone!

I got a wrong idea about this thread! Sorry to have hijacked!

 

[alexandraaah]

Re: Sorry everyone!

I got a wrong idea about this thread! Sorry to have hijacked!

Hijack away vixenshe.....great story.

Third times a charm. I gotta slow down over here.

 

[Guest]

Re: Sorry everyone!

 

[isuguy99]

Thats the spirit Emerald And vixensue I wasn't saying that to discourage you just telling you what the thread was started as. Your story was equisite, post away

 

[Eagle70]

Dear god Vixen...i'm working my way up to cumming right now just reading your story...i'm bursting out of my boxers...thank you darlin....

 

[Ms_Lilith]

and now I'm playing (I have a vibe strapped to my clit, and another in my pussy)..... good god, I'm gonne cum soon....

 

[isuguy99]

Aren't we all if we haven't aready hehe

 

[Eagle70]

mmm..you are indeed a hot one vixen...we should all be so lucky as to have someone like you...i'm going to cum soon too i think...just thinking about all the things i would do to you..

 

[CarolineOh]

I had three good orgasms from the Chocolate Bunny Affair and Flower Petals' prompting. Figured I was done, came here to report, then read Vixenshe's story and had a couple of those little shivery afterglow things.
What a nice way to spend my day off

 

[Ms_Lilith]

ooh dear god! wow....


*breathes*


THanks, Eagle, your post did it for me!

*chalk one up for vix*