On average, how many times a week do you have sex?

Doing the nasty.

  • Once a week if she's in a good mood and not on her period.

    Votes: 4 10.5%
  • Two to three times a week, if his favorite reality shows are in reruns.

    Votes: 4 10.5%
  • Three to five times is the ticket.

    Votes: 3 7.9%
  • Five to seven. Yeah, baby.

    Votes: 6 15.8%
  • Seven to ten and above - I can barely walk.

    Votes: 1 2.6%
  • I'm not in a relationship and get no satisfaction.

    Votes: 11 28.9%
  • I'm not in a relationship and bar hop for sex partners 2-3 times a week.

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • I just want to see the results/other.

    Votes: 9 23.7%

  • Total voters
    38

Rubyfruit

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You'd think people that frequent a porn board would be getting down every night, but so many complain their sex life sucks.
 
Rubyfruit said:
You'd think people that frequent a porn board would be getting down every night, but so many complain their sex life sucks.

It's one of the mysteries of our time. You would think we would be able to help each other out every once and a while.
 
Re: Re: On average, how many times a week do you have sex?

Sillyman said:
It's one of the mysteries of our time. You would think we would be able to help each other out every once and a while.

That's what I'm thinking! Maybe lit just needs a good matchmaker. :)
 
Rubyfruit said:
You'd think people that frequent a porn board would be getting down every night, but so many complain their sex life sucks.

Seems to me that if someone frequents a porn site then they are having trouble getting some. If they were getting it all the time then they'd have no reason to go to a porn site.
 
Re: Re: Re: On average, how many times a week do you have sex?

Rubyfruit said:
That's what I'm thinking! Maybe lit just needs a good matchmaker. :)

See this is what happens. You say that, I get Fiddler on the Roof stuck in my head, and then I'm randomly humming it, and then everyone goes "Oh, Sillyman's a bit funny, huh?" and then I never get anywhere. Damnit.
 
KRCummings said:
Seems to me that if someone frequents a porn site then they are having trouble getting some. If they were getting it all the time then they'd have no reason to go to a porn site.

This is my second home, and Colin rocks my world quite often.
 
It's directly correlated to her work travels.


And, you know Ruby, it's not how many times you have sex, it's how many times you have sex that takes your breath away.:D
 
Re: Re: Re: Re: On average, how many times a week do you have sex?

Sillyman said:
See this is what happens. You say that, I get Fiddler on the Roof stuck in my head, and then I'm randomly humming it, and then everyone goes "Oh, Sillyman's a bit funny, huh?" and then I never get anywhere. Damnit.

LOL I think you're funny, Silly :kiss:
 
Rubyfruit said:
You'd think people that frequent a porn board would be getting down every night, but so many complain their sex life sucks.
i wish all women here would have a young lad like yours so that they can know what there missing out on, abs of steel.
i only have sex on weekends, after parties.
average fucking fucker right here.
if i was married or in a relationship of course i'd be fucking til i give the woman hemorrhiod from the ass action.
:cool:
 
erosman said:
And, you know Ruby, it's not how many times you have sex, it's how many times you have sex that takes your breath away.:D

I would have to agree there, good man. :) Thanks for that photo of the aspens turning. I went up to Lake Tahoe last weekend and the aspens were fucking amazing there. A sea of bright yellow and brilliant orange.
 
Rubyfruit said:
I can only handle one horny 20-something boyfriend at a time. :D

I always thought you would be capable of handling about 3 maybe 4 at a time.
 
Re: Re: On average, how many times a week do you have sex?

KRCummings said:
Seems to me that if someone frequents a porn site then they are having trouble getting some. If they were getting it all the time then they'd have no reason to go to a porn site.
hows that, you?
i'm sure there are plenty of ppl that like to converse in sexual topics like the way ppl that talk about sports and poltics....one can not get enough,
but if you're Bent then you just have a problem.
 
TANG GOD said:
hows that, you?
i'm sure there are plenty of ppl that like to converse in sexual topics like the way ppl that talk about sports and poltics....one can not get enough,
but if you're Bent then you just have a problem.

No wacko, you are the one with the problem.
 
Rubyfruit said:
You'd think people that frequent a porn board would be getting down every night, but so many complain their sex life sucks.

I'm married and haven't had sex for three months maybe.
 
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