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Nude Day 2011 Contest Support Thread

Welcome to the "Real" Literotica Nude Day Contest and contest thread.

And remember, the ignore button is your best friend.
 
TxRad said:
That reminds me of the commercial where the parents are looking for the kid at a concert. Suddenly they see him on stage and he's playing chopsticks. Then the pianist shows up and helps him play. Then they take a bow to wild applause.

I always smile for some reason.
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I love that commercial. "Don't stop, keep playing."
 
[size=+2]ASSOCIATION of INDEPENDENT READERS (A.I.R.)[/size]


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nude day 1921

Any FAVORITE AUTHORS out there? I mean the really big guys. We really need you … the quality of the stories so far submitted to the official LITEROTICA contest are pitiful.

I know most of you have entries in the A.I.R.Contest but can’t you help LAUREL out? Just ignore the little creep from boston…


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A.I.R. 2011 Nude Day Story Contest
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Erotica's #1 Writing Contest
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[size=+2]Gabrielle L.[/size]
President, A.I.R.
Secretery of the MOST COMMENTED on
and the MOST VOTED on story clubs
and 2011 Survivor Contest Director
Miami Beach, Florida
 
I rest my case *laugh*

You can keep tossing crap against the wall all you want, Freddie. After only a few posts, anybody can see who and what you are.

The moment you put yourself on the stand, you've lost the case. You're nothing more than the sequel to scouries.
 
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"The only reason why I submit stories to the contest is because they are seen longer by more people"

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[size=+2]Gabrielle L.[/size]
President, A.I.R.
Secretery of the MOST COMMENTED on
and the MOST VOTED on story clubs
and 2011 Survivor Contest Director
Miami Beach, Florida
 
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we’re about quality, not about quantity, and so, due to popular demand

BANNED FROM ALL A.I.R. CONTESTS

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superheroralphie a.k.a. little ralphie a.k.a. bettyboob a.k.a. Mr. BOSTON

"The only reason why I submit stories to the contest is because they are seen longer by more people"​

[size=+2]Gabrielle L.[/size]
President, A.I.R.
Secretery of the MOST COMMENTED on
and the MOST VOTED on story clubs
and 2011 Survivor Contest Director
Miami Beach, Florida
 
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TxRad said:
That reminds me of the commercial where the parents are looking for the kid at a concert. Suddenly they see him on stage and he's playing chopsticks. Then the pianist shows up and helps him play. Then they take a bow to wild applause.

I always smile for some reason.
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Oh boo, I don't think I know that one. :(

Wild applause, instruction . . . sigh. All I got a Serious Lecture from my parents. :eek::eek:
 
Darkniciad said:
I rest my case *laugh*

You can keep tossing crap against the wall all you want, Freddie. After only a few posts, anybody can see who and what you are.

The moment you put yourself on the stand, you've lost the case. You're nothing more than the sequel to scouries.
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Rest your case? You feel by me asking you a question that you're on trial? That's interesting.

Rather than accusing you of anything, I'm only trying to understand. For sure, if you are anything, you are suspect.

Allow me to ask my question again.

"How did you and Scouries know about my story, the one that Laurel rejected, Nude Day Story, I'm An Asshole, before it even posted?

When you don't and refuse to answer a direct question, instead of putting the issue to bed, you make more people wonder just who you are and what the Hell is going on here when it comes to winning a lousy contest.

Are you a Literotica plant, which would explain why you have so many blue W's for average stories that were not nearly as good as other stories that didn't win in the contest that you won a blue W?

Perhaps you and Scouries have a direct line to Laurel or whomever else is in charge and they whispered the details of my story, perhaps, even gave you a copy to read. Is that why you started all that shit with that poll to ban me from writing stories on a story site?

I'm just trying to understand the game when I don't even know who the players are. It's hard to trust anywhere around here. You could be Scouries for all anyone knows.

So, just answer the question. How did you know about my story before it even posted.

It was just a coincidence, huh? You're psychic. Is that it? A little birdie whispered in your ear that I was writing a story that was exactly about the poll that you put in place, just before my story was about to post and just before my story was rejected. Weird, isn't?

Yet, I'm the one you point the finger of accussations at and call names, whenever I post something that is not right about the writing contests here.

Yeah, it must be me. I'm the troublemaker. The writer who loves to write stories. The writer who never makes an appearance on these boards, unless called names, slandered, wrongly accused, and poked with a stick.

I'm the one who wants to destroy the site, is that the jist of it?

Tell me why would I want to destroy a site that I so love? Why would someone who writes as many stories as I do want anything other than to continue to write stories.

The best you come up with is that I write stories to irritate people. I thought you were smarter than that, Dark.

I can play that game, too, you know.

The reason why you don't answer my question is to irritate people and to shove it in their face because you can.

I charge the reason you win so many blue W's and have so many red H's is to irritate the other writers here, better writers than you, who write for free and who work very hard to craft a story for a contest they have no chance of winning.

How about that? Prove me wrong.

Now, you'd call this a rant. I'd call this a reponse to your nonsensical reply that I only write stories to irritate people.
 
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Darkniciad said:
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For a writer who writes so very many award winning stories, for a writer who has earned so many red H's, this is how you respond with a photo of yourself wearing a tinfoil hat?

What am I supposed to make from that? Am I supposed to think that you're insane, which is why you are unable to answer my question how you and Scouries knew about my story, Nude Day, I'm An Asshole, before it was rejected and or posted?

That's the difference between us, Dark. I'm a writer and you're a fool. You think we're all stupid, but we're not. Many of the writers who write here are very bright people and have advanced degrees. What do you have?

I won't be competing in any contests in 2012. I'll still write my stories, but this is it for me. I'm tired of beating my head against the wall. I'm tried of being the one telling the truth and being called a liar. I'm tired of taking the brunt of the abuse because I perceive that things are unfair and unjust and want to correct them.

All I wanted to do was to write a story but you and the likes of you embroilled me in this fiasco since day one. I was too naive to understand what was happening. Thinking that I could trust and in confide in one person, they turned out to be the same person following me thread to thread and making false accusations. Still 5 years later, if not you, someone else will take up that role.

I truly wish you'd all just leave me alone in peace to write my stories. I don't bother you. I don't bother anyone. Yet, rattle my cage and I'll write the truth, as I'm writing now.

This site could be so great without all the bullshit that you and others bring to this site. Maybe if the contest didn't offer money, they'd be better. Maybe, instead of money, if Literotica gave a tee shirt, a keychain, or a hat to everyone who participated in a writing contest, this site would be what it should be for writers and readers.

Being that you refuse to answer my question, you don't have to answer my question. I already know who you, Scouries, and others are, and all of those of you who haunt these forum boards 24/7. I get it now. Now, I understand.

These are not fair contests.
 
Let's nip another of your lies in the bud, Freddie.

You're forever claiming that you were attacked from your first post, asked questions that were never answered, but instead met with hate, etc.

Here's reality.

http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=548582
http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=554651

And here's the thread that's the genesis of your hate campaign. Your first set of lies, conspiracy theories, and unprovoked attacks against anybody and everybody.

http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=488115&page=5

In a single page, you go from everyday poster to troll, and you never looked back.
 
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Darkniciad said:
Let's nip another of your lies in the bud, Freddie.

You're forever claiming that you were attacked from your first post, asked questions that were never answered, but instead met with hate, etc.

Here's reality.

http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=548582
http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=554651
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Huh?

A glimmer from a long, never ending ration of bashing. Maybe I should post all the bashes that were made by regular AHers to my stories, but I can't be bothered.

Maybe I should search the forum pages and post all the hateful things that so many AHers have wrote about me, just because I write stories, but I can't be bothered.

You, as well as others, know the real story. You were part of it.

Still, you don't answer my question. That's the interesting thing.

You can twist whatever you want, just as Scouries does. You can take whatever you want out of context. The fact remains, Dark, just by the sheer number of stories that I have written and the relatively few posts that I have made on these forum boards that I'm here as a writer to write stories.

All this other stuff is shit. All this other stuff is shit done to me by people who are either jealous of me because I can write so many stories in so many different categories and/or people that don't have a life, other than to play games on the forum boards.

Answer me this, why aren't some of the residents who post their hatred here 24/7 on this site and who don't write a story and/or haven't written a story in years, not accused of ruining this site? Oh, you say, they may write under a different name, a hidden name.

I don't write under hidden names. I write under AndTheEnd, BOSTONFICTIONWRITER, CarBuffStuff, PositiveThinker, WmForrester, and SuperHeroRalph.

You dig up posts from 2007. Yeah, sure, people were friendly to me, that is, until I started posting 4 and 5 stories a week every week. Then, I was accused of ruining the site by littering the board. I had one AHer who wrote that all my stories are shit. I had another AHer who wrote that I was the reason why she left.

Both claims were bullshit. Both claims were written to cause trouble. I could go on and on, but what for? You believe what you want to believe. The real truth is that I just write stories and because I can write so many stories in so many categories, I'm a threat to the contests. That's it, isn't it?

There's only so many stories that you fools can bash and manipulate the scores before you fuck up and I actually win a contest.

Because I can see so many of my scores stagnate and remain the same, I have the glimpse in the contest window of manipulated scores that others don't have. I know what this site does to make the contests unfair.

It would take a fool to believe that with so many writers participating in theme and monthly contests that the same people win over and again.

I can understand writers winning a few contests in the course of a few years, but when I see writers with a dozen blue W's on their scorecard and then read some of their winning stories, while comparing their winning stories to those other writers who have never won a contest, something smells.

Bring it. I'm willing to take the heat. I'm willing to take the brunt of the abuse. I'm willing to write the truth as I see it. I'm willing to be the sacrifice so that this site can be better site for writers by running contest that are fair.

Yet, what is disturbing to me is that not one other writer, no one, stands by my side and echoes my claims. Yet, I know dozens of writers who believe in all that I write. It doesn't matter. What does it matter? No one wants to get involved. No one wants to get their hands dirty. Everyone is afraid of a confrontation, but I'm not.

That's okay. I'm the self-righteous man. Honest, I don't lie and I write things as I see things. I was wronged on this site, going back to 2007 and 2008, I was cheated out of winning contests as BOSTONFICTIONWRITER, but that's okay. That's all in the past.

What's not right is that the same shit still continues and no one, no one, challenges it besides me. What's not right is that I'm made to look like the disgruntled, sour grape writer, the troublemaker, when that's the furthest thing from the truth.

I'm done, Dark. You and Scouries fucked up by revealing to me and everyone that you have access to what's behind the scenes. You knew about my story before it was even posted. Only a moderator would know that or a Literotica plant.

I'm done of trying to make this a better site. I'm just going to go about my business and write my stories. Okay? Now, leave me the fuck alone. It's time someone else picked up the torch and identified all the monsters that lurk here in the dark, Dark.
 
You shutting up would solve a lot of problems -- it if wasn't just another oft-repeated lie.

Nobody agrees with you because you're a jackass and full of wild conspiracy theories. The problems with the contests are discussed quite often, actually. Nobody -- and I mean nobody -- believes that they're anything resembling perfect. I could post links to that as well, but I think I've exposed enough of your lies for the time being to anybody who might be new enough to not understand who and what you are.

You have fun ranting from your lead lined bunker beneath a non-descript building :D
 
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superheroralphie

You and Scouries fucked up by revealing to me and everyone that you have access to what's behind the scenes. You knew about my story before it was even posted. Only a moderator would know that or a Literotica plant.

I won't be competing in any contests in 2012.​


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But hey, how about you move up the non-compete date to August 2011?

And listen, darkboy :confused: wasn’t told by the QUEEN :cattail:. I told him! I’d been in the PALACE just hanging out with MANU :D and someone came into the room holding a copy of your supposed story. Three or four other palace insiders were with him. They were all laughing. Hysterical might be a better description of their response to your prose.

When MANU :D and I had finished reading it (and stopped laughing) somebody suggested we ship it over to darkboy and have him add it to the graph he’s preparing of little ralphie stories.

Okay I know I shouldn’t have but what the hell. I mean you are purposely trying to ruin the contest. You chose to be the prick. It was your choice not to play fair. Your bitterness over your SURVIVOR contest failures has turned you to the dark side.

You’ve been dumping all these unedited stories in contests this year to try and get back at those that have hurt you. Yes, AHland is full of the worst sorts imaginable. But you’re only hurting yourself and the readers of this site by your actions.

I’ve gotten email after email this year asking me why the great LITEROTICANS don’t enter the contests anymore, and why instead the site allows them to be ruined by the actions of an obviously seriously impaired person who swamps them with story after unedited story.

But maybe this was the wakeup call you’ve needed. Maybe you’ll learn from this one “rejection”. I certainly hope so!

And psst, I got something to tell you but I want you to keep it under your hat. I heard some other things while I was in the PALACE yesterday. About you! And about what they have planned for this year’s SURVIVOR contest. It ain’t pretty! All I can say is that you better watch your back. Frankly I don’t think its fair and I told MANU what I thought. He just smiled evilly …​

[size=+2]james r scouries esq.[/size]
Multiple A.I.R. AWARD winner, MILLION SELLER,
Author of the MOST COMMENTED on
and the MOST VOTED on story on LITEROTICA
 
SweetMaj said:
WOW- A lot of empty space in here..ere...ere. :cool:

And an echo too. :D
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Possibly because so many people have some of the posters on this thread in their ignore lists.

Now I must remind Jeanne to finish her Nude Day story...

Og
 
SuperHeroRalph said:
Huh?

A glimmer from a long, never ending ration of bashing. Maybe I should post all the bashes that were made by regular AHers to my stories, but I can't be bothered.

Maybe I should search the forum pages and post all the hateful things that so many AHers have wrote about me, just because I write stories, but I can't be bothered.

You, as well as others, know the real story. You were part of it.

Still, you don't answer my question. That's the interesting thing.

You can twist whatever you want, just as Scouries does. You can take whatever you want out of context. The fact remains, Dark, just by the sheer number of stories that I have written and the relatively few posts that I have made on these forum boards that I'm here as a writer to write stories.

All this other stuff is shit. All this other stuff is shit done to me by people who are either jealous of me because I can write so many stories in so many different categories and/or people that don't have a life, other than to play games on the forum boards.

Answer me this, why aren't some of the residents who post their hatred here 24/7 on this site and who don't write a story and/or haven't written a story in years, not accused of ruining this site? Oh, you say, they may write under a different name, a hidden name.

I don't write under hidden names. I write under AndTheEnd, BOSTONFICTIONWRITER, CarBuffStuff, PositiveThinker, WmForrester, and SuperHeroRalph.

You dig up posts from 2007. Yeah, sure, people were friendly to me, that is, until I started posting 4 and 5 stories a week every week. Then, I was accused of ruining the site by littering the board. I had one AHer who wrote that all my stories are shit. I had another AHer who wrote that I was the reason why she left.

Both claims were bullshit. Both claims were written to cause trouble. I could go on and on, but what for? You believe what you want to believe. The real truth is that I just write stories and because I can write so many stories in so many categories, I'm a threat to the contests. That's it, isn't it?

There's only so many stories that you fools can bash and manipulate the scores before you fuck up and I actually win a contest.

Because I can see so many of my scores stagnate and remain the same, I have the glimpse in the contest window of manipulated scores that others don't have. I know what this site does to make the contests unfair.

It would take a fool to believe that with so many writers participating in theme and monthly contests that the same people win over and again.

I can understand writers winning a few contests in the course of a few years, but when I see writers with a dozen blue W's on their scorecard and then read some of their winning stories, while comparing their winning stories to those other writers who have never won a contest, something smells.

Bring it. I'm willing to take the heat. I'm willing to take the brunt of the abuse. I'm willing to write the truth as I see it. I'm willing to be the sacrifice so that this site can be better site for writers by running contest that are fair.

Yet, what is disturbing to me is that not one other writer, no one, stands by my side and echoes my claims. Yet, I know dozens of writers who believe in all that I write. It doesn't matter. What does it matter? No one wants to get involved. No one wants to get their hands dirty. Everyone is afraid of a confrontation, but I'm not.

That's okay. I'm the self-righteous man. Honest, I don't lie and I write things as I see things. I was wronged on this site, going back to 2007 and 2008, I was cheated out of winning contests as BOSTONFICTIONWRITER, but that's okay. That's all in the past.

What's not right is that the same shit still continues and no one, no one, challenges it besides me. What's not right is that I'm made to look like the disgruntled, sour grape writer, the troublemaker, when that's the furthest thing from the truth.

I'm done, Dark. You and Scouries fucked up by revealing to me and everyone that you have access to what's behind the scenes. You knew about my story before it was even posted. Only a moderator would know that or a Literotica plant.

I'm done of trying to make this a better site. I'm just going to go about my business and write my stories. Okay? Now, leave me the fuck alone. It's time someone else picked up the torch and identified all the monsters that lurk here in the dark, Dark.
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There are at least three reasons for whatever animosity exists toward you by toher authors on this site. One is your frequent whining, which actually sounds paranoid, such as the post here. Another is how, as BOSTON FICTION WRITER, you posted hundreds of stories that weren't worth reading. I referred to them as "drivel" and I meant that. One group in particular was about twenty-some interminable chapters of about 800 words each, supposedly about a bunch of hoods sitting around discussing crimes they were going to cimmit, wearing disguises. I read some of them, but it was, to me at least, nothing but aimless drivel, and I said as much. I will concede that as Ralph, your stories are of a higher caliber.

Another thing you did, which bothered everybody, happened when a woman posted a thread lamenting the loss of a baby. Everybody expressed deep sympathy for her and her husband, except you, as BFW, who accused her of lying. That was really disgusting. :(
 
Is everybody in this contest a survivalist????

(Real A.I.R. Results will only be released Monday)

TxRad 4.32 116
Boxlicker101 4.18 178
Bethyboo 3.94 36
Bethyboo 3.93 92
Bethyboo 3.90 20
Bethyboo 3.79 158
litfan10 3.79 68
PrincessErin 3.70 171
SuperHeroRalph 3.70 110
Boxlicker101 3.70 10
SuperHeroRalph 3.63 79
oggbashan 3.57 82
SuperHeroRalph 3.55 45
SuperHeroRalph 3.44 39
SuperHeroRalph 3.05 76
SuperHeroRalph 2.85 13[/FONT][/B]

*showing a max of 6 results per author

[size=+2]Gabrielle L.[/size]
President, A.I.R.
Secretery of the MOST COMMENTED on
and the MOST VOTED on story clubs
and 2011 Survivor Contest Director
Miami Beach, Florida
 
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kromen said:
I liked your submission, Ogg.
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Thank you, Kromen, and for your PC which is the only one on my story. I'm pleased that at least one person liked it.

The votes suggest that most didn't. :rolleyes:

Og
 
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