Darkniciad
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Let's try this again. Welcome to the Nude Day Contest thread.
Nude Day 2011 Contest Support Thread
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scouries
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The site really needs to find some way to make this up to the author. (He/she - didn't check the bio ) is being attacked for no reason over this, and the score is likely suffering as well.
EDIT to add: The author's comment appeared before the fraud left the same nasty, unwarranted comment ( anonymous, of course ) that appears here on the public comment board.
The author didn't enter this story in the contest. It got there by mistake, which the author makes clear long before the fraud started his malicious, completely unfounded, and reprehensible asshattery.
*facepalm* *headdesk* Seriously? You actually just typed that? *looks again* Yep. You did. *head to the desk again* Did you read anything he typed? His whole post is an attack on an author for no reason! *thud*
*thud* *thud*
It was a mistake on the website's part. The author clearly said that the story was not entered in the contest before the troll started in, complaining about the author entering the story in the contest. There was NO reason for the attack on the author. Not personal? Being called a cheat in a contest you didn't enter isn't personal? Being told that you're "hard to swallow" isn't personal? *thud* *thud* *thud* *thud*
Time to turn the page.
Yes it was time for you to turn the page darkboy!
Especially given how one of LITEROTICA’S “FAVORITE AUTHORS” so easily refuted your bitter words.
For the record I had not read the authors denial earlier on his comment list. I was innocently checking the contest stories this a.m. and the Ch.05 jumped out at me. In fact I should have noticed it before but I hadn’t. Nor had Gabby pointed it out to me.
You say it was a mistake on the sites part. Perhaps but how are we to really know? It would have been pretty hard to miss the Ch 05 on the contest checkers part. But it’s certainly possible.
Another possibility is that the author entered his story in the contest by mistake. Again pretty unlikely given you have to type NUDE DAY CONTEST in the notes field.
A third possibility is that the author wanted to jump the queue and get more views and he knew if he got it through into the contest he’d achieve that goal. And quite frankly I’d have nothing against him if he did that – hell it’s what all sorts of authors here admit to doing.
Now lets examine your words. They’re as dishonest as your graphs.
malicious, completely unfounded, and reprehensible asshattery… His whole post is an attack on an author for no reason! … troll…There was NO reason for the attack on the author. Not personal? Being called a cheat in a contest you didn't enter isn't personal? Being told that you're "hard to swallow" isn't personal?
Frankly boy your comprehension has never been very good. In fact the post wasn’t an attack on the author in question, instead it was a condemnation of the contest rules, those who’ve broken them (i.e. you!) and the person who enforces them (the QUEEN).
Yes I will admit that I did describe the author as having chutzpah but I’d suggest I meant it more in the Yiddish way.
http://www.bangitout.com/uploads/34chutzpah.jpg
Chutzpah is the quality of audacity, for good or for bad. The word derives from the Hebrew word ḥuṣpâ (חֻצְפָּה), meaning "insolence", "audacity", and "impertinence." The modern English usage of the word has taken on a broader meaning, having been popularized through vernacular use in film, literature, and television. The word has also been able to be interpreted as meaning the amount of spunk or ability that an individual has.
In Hebrew, chutzpah is used indignantly, to describe someone who has overstepped the boundaries of accepted behavior with no shame. But in Yiddish, chutzpah has developed ambivalent and even positive connotations. Chutzpah can be used to express admiration for nonconformist but gutsy audacity.
Leo Rosten in The Joys of Yiddish defines chutzpah as "gall, brazen nerve, effrontery, incredible 'guts,' presumption plus arrogance such as no other word and no other language can do justice to." In this sense, chutzpah expresses both strong disapproval and a grudging admiration. In the same work, Rosten also defined the term as "that quality enshrined in a man who, having killed his mother and father, throws himself on the mercy of the court because he is an orphan."
Now buzz off and get back to your “lost in the woods” non chaptered, series. But before you go maybe you can explain how come this Sci Fi spectacular has a character named danica in it.
Especially given how one of LITEROTICA’S “FAVORITE AUTHORS” so easily refuted your bitter words.
For the record I had not read the authors denial earlier on his comment list. I was innocently checking the contest stories this a.m. and the Ch.05 jumped out at me. In fact I should have noticed it before but I hadn’t. Nor had Gabby pointed it out to me.
You say it was a mistake on the sites part. Perhaps but how are we to really know? It would have been pretty hard to miss the Ch 05 on the contest checkers part. But it’s certainly possible.
Another possibility is that the author entered his story in the contest by mistake. Again pretty unlikely given you have to type NUDE DAY CONTEST in the notes field.
A third possibility is that the author wanted to jump the queue and get more views and he knew if he got it through into the contest he’d achieve that goal. And quite frankly I’d have nothing against him if he did that – hell it’s what all sorts of authors here admit to doing.
Now lets examine your words. They’re as dishonest as your graphs.
malicious, completely unfounded, and reprehensible asshattery… His whole post is an attack on an author for no reason! … troll…There was NO reason for the attack on the author. Not personal? Being called a cheat in a contest you didn't enter isn't personal? Being told that you're "hard to swallow" isn't personal?
Frankly boy your comprehension has never been very good. In fact the post wasn’t an attack on the author in question, instead it was a condemnation of the contest rules, those who’ve broken them (i.e. you!) and the person who enforces them (the QUEEN).
Yes I will admit that I did describe the author as having chutzpah but I’d suggest I meant it more in the Yiddish way.
http://www.bangitout.com/uploads/34chutzpah.jpg
Chutzpah is the quality of audacity, for good or for bad. The word derives from the Hebrew word ḥuṣpâ (חֻצְפָּה), meaning "insolence", "audacity", and "impertinence." The modern English usage of the word has taken on a broader meaning, having been popularized through vernacular use in film, literature, and television. The word has also been able to be interpreted as meaning the amount of spunk or ability that an individual has.
In Hebrew, chutzpah is used indignantly, to describe someone who has overstepped the boundaries of accepted behavior with no shame. But in Yiddish, chutzpah has developed ambivalent and even positive connotations. Chutzpah can be used to express admiration for nonconformist but gutsy audacity.
Leo Rosten in The Joys of Yiddish defines chutzpah as "gall, brazen nerve, effrontery, incredible 'guts,' presumption plus arrogance such as no other word and no other language can do justice to." In this sense, chutzpah expresses both strong disapproval and a grudging admiration. In the same work, Rosten also defined the term as "that quality enshrined in a man who, having killed his mother and father, throws himself on the mercy of the court because he is an orphan."
Now buzz off and get back to your “lost in the woods” non chaptered, series. But before you go maybe you can explain how come this Sci Fi spectacular has a character named danica in it.
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Darkniciad
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*Cocks ear* What's that I hear?
Oh. Tapdancing.
Oh. Tapdancing.
TxRad
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Welcome back you two.
Don't mind the dancing monkey. he works for peanuts or monopoly money, whichever he can get.
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Welcome back you two.
Don't mind the dancing monkey. he works for peanuts or monopoly money, whichever he can get.
Why thank you kind sir! Very, very good to be back.
I'm sorry, you just can't find quality entertainment like this. Sometimes I can laugh until I have tears in my eyes.
Darkniciad
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Fortunately, I've eliminated the source of the head trauma. Tired of brain cells falling on swords trying to follow the non-logic.
Nearly have mine ready. Probably go in soon.
TxRad
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Just watch where you step.
How's thangs?
I haven't had much time to read while on this job but I should be finished up in the next few days. Then I catch up on things.
I've got four more stories started but I guess I'll have to save them for next year.
litfan10
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Just watch where you step.
How's thangs?
I haven't had much time to read while on this job but I should be finished up in the next few days. Then I catch up on things.
I've got four more stories started but I guess I'll have to save them for next year.
Thangs are great. Hooked up with slave_ from this site and having the time of my life. I have a new best friend and a wonderful, amazing source for "story research."
Definitely, I'm a very lucky bastard.
Good luck on your writing. Always love your work! Good luck with the rest of the job and enjoy your well deserved R&R - any chance for some quality biking?
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Thanks TX.
*giggles* DARK *shakes head* Cool, look forward to reading it.
I so have to catch up on reading entries now.
*giggles* DARK *shakes head* Cool, look forward to reading it.
I so have to catch up on reading entries now.
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No sweep in a few days as far as I can tell. I bet the sweep mechanism is biding its time.
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Is anyone else getting a high number of votes? I usually get a high number of votes but all three of my stories are rather high. Needless to say all the votes aren't high ones. I don't even have a H anymore.
My views/reads aren't really that high but the votes seem to be.
A Man in Turmoil avg. 4.46 votes 805 reads 13292 comments 48
An Affair I'll Remember avg. 4.40 votes 922 reads 48898 Comments: 37
What To Do? avg. 4.42 votes 595 reads 20584 Comments: 25
My views/reads aren't really that high but the votes seem to be.
A Man in Turmoil avg. 4.46 votes 805 reads 13292 comments 48
An Affair I'll Remember avg. 4.40 votes 922 reads 48898 Comments: 37
What To Do? avg. 4.42 votes 595 reads 20584 Comments: 25
TxRad
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I'm about on the average of one vote per hundred reads. EV is usually that way.
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I finally got my fourth entry posted. To further antagonize Scouries, this one is about a character I have written about before.
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Keeping in mind that I change my name each year and lose as many readers as I gain new ones, my Cousin Rocks My Word on Nude Day received 376 votes and nearly 35,000 hits.
My story Happy Lewd, Crude, and Rude Nude Day received 259 votes and more than 30,000 hits.
Mother's Nude Day Sexual Fantasy has received 533 votes and nearly 58,000 hits.
Nude Day Pornographic Family Movie has received 459 votes and nearly 51,000 hits.
Nude Day-A Pervert's Anal Field Day received 126 votes for only 14,500 hits. That's a whopping percentage.
Pretending to be Gay for Nude Day received 125 votes for only 7,650 hits, another huge percentage of votes to hits.
Siblings Get Naked for Nude Day is a big success with just under 1,200 votes and more than 100,000 hits. It was the most read story for 30 days for a while, now it's the 2nd most read story, behind Silkstockinglover.
Strip Poker, Nude Day & Lesbian Sex is another big surprise with 192 votes with a little more than 28,000 hits.
Yeah, I'd say that I've received more than my fair of votes, considering that I write in every category, even some of the less popular ones.
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Somehow, a mistake was made and the latest chapter for my story "Tales of the 'Pink Mist'" was entered into the current contest.
*I* didn't do it and have zero interest in contests in general. If you read the stories of the contest, feel free to skip mine.
Several negative comments have been made.
I don't mind negative comments when they are warranted.
I can only surmise that a mistake was made on Literotica's end. Mistakes happen.
On the other hand, if you like lesbian sci-fi...
*I* didn't do it and have zero interest in contests in general. If you read the stories of the contest, feel free to skip mine.
Several negative comments have been made.
I don't mind negative comments when they are warranted.
I can only surmise that a mistake was made on Literotica's end. Mistakes happen.
On the other hand, if you like lesbian sci-fi...
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Sorry to hear about the negative feedback, QC. I see that your chapter is still on the Nude Day contest list. Have you contacted Laurel about getting it removed? The couple of times I've emailed her for technical things like this, she's been great about correcting them.
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al queda Charlemaigne?
Lesbian Sci-Fi????
Are you serious or are you only joking? Is there such a thing?
http://3dlovedolls.xlogz.com/files/2008/03/3dshemale_cum.jpg
Of course there is! And you write it very well.
And hey, don’t worry about the mistake. The QUEEN seems to be constantly slipping up on the application of contest rules these days. And this way you got your story posted lickedey split and you’ve got more views.
In fact, given the dearth of entries from real authors in this contest, I’m going to suggest you submit another 5 or 10 chapters of your story before the deadline. We have one idiot who has over 15 entries already if you can believe it!
And even fan "favorite" boxman has caught the disease.
Welcome to the contest. Enjoy!
I'm even ggoing to have the Gabster enter your story in the A.I.R. Contest.
Lesbian Sci-Fi????
Are you serious or are you only joking? Is there such a thing?
http://3dlovedolls.xlogz.com/files/2008/03/3dshemale_cum.jpg
Of course there is! And you write it very well.
And hey, don’t worry about the mistake. The QUEEN seems to be constantly slipping up on the application of contest rules these days. And this way you got your story posted lickedey split and you’ve got more views.
In fact, given the dearth of entries from real authors in this contest, I’m going to suggest you submit another 5 or 10 chapters of your story before the deadline. We have one idiot who has over 15 entries already if you can believe it!
And even fan "favorite" boxman has caught the disease.
Welcome to the contest. Enjoy!
I'm even ggoing to have the Gabster enter your story in the A.I.R. Contest.
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I finally got my fourth entry posted. To further antagonize Scouries, this one is about a character I have written about before.
And it has already picked up its first troll bomb.
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That's strange. Usually, something like this is taken care of quickly.
You might try sending a PM.
http://forum.literotica.com/private.php?do=newpm&u=7
There's an easy link. The email "contact" links don't ever seem to get a response, but a PM will usually do the trick.
You might try sending a PM.
http://forum.literotica.com/private.php?do=newpm&u=7
There's an easy link. The email "contact" links don't ever seem to get a response, but a PM will usually do the trick.
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Ralph,
How come all your new stories are always posted at the top? Does one of the people working for this site really like you or something?
Posted at the top? Go look again.
All my "contest" stories are posted beneath all the other contest stories.
The only reason my stories are anywhere near the top is because they are contest stories. Even then, as they did a couple of days ago, they posted my "contest" stories with the non-contest stories.
Now, if I was to write a non-contest story, the only story posting beneath mine would be Scouries and then SamuelX.
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I used the webmaster contact email, posted it in my FB group, in Literotica's FB group, and here. I would imagine that she'll run across it eventually.
For those of you who are confused about my sex, I'm a woman.
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