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[Guest]

renz and dest..
huge smiles
love to see you back..

 

[Honey123]

move on.. apparently 'He' doesnt have the appropriate lithium dosage.. or hes really bummed that he ran out of viagra.. either way..

theres more fish in the pond.

so that was slightly.. erm shallow but i know that you know.. my hearts in the right place and seriously.. hes answered you. find another job babe.. its a good move.
i love ya.

thanks and yes I know

 

[cloudy]

I just ate three popsicles, in rapid order.

And yep, I still don't have any f*cking air conditioning (although the guy's working on it right now).

 

[Guest]

I just ate three popsicles, in rapid order.

And yep, I still don't have any f*cking air conditioning (although the guy's working on it right now).

Go and give him a hand, love. Then again, you want your air conditioning installed sometime today, don't you?

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Go and give him a hand, love. Then again, you want your air conditioning installed sometime today, don't you?

Just give him a hand job you mean, get it fixed and kick his ass out the door.

 

[cloudy]

Go and give him a hand, love. Then again, you want your air conditioning installed sometime today, don't you?

Precisely. That's why I'm trying my best to stay the hell out of his way.

plus, I have very little clothes on, and I don't wanna embarass the poor guy.....he's a bit, um....older than me.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I just ate three popsicles, in rapid order.

And yep, I still don't have any f*cking air conditioning (although the guy's working on it right now).

I ate 3 half gals of ice cream because you don't have an airconditioner.
That's friendship!!!!

 

[cloudy]

I ate 3 half gals of ice cream because you don't have an airconditioner.
That's friendship!!!!

 

[RenzaJones]

Hooray, Hi mom! Glad to see you again, you've lost weight!!!

lol yeah well ya know I can't wait to work out although I must thank baby Z for the hair or maybe the prent. vitamins

oh yeah edited to add I don't hate the new busty me

 

[Svenskaflicka]

I have to complain, though. Renza, you're looking WAY too beautiful. Newly-delivered mothers should be fat, tired, worn-out, and look like they've just aged 20 years over night.

That freshness and elegance just won't do. *shakes finger*

 

[RenzaJones]

you should have seen me this morning before the flat iorn
it was bad bad bad and I'm a little pudgy but not nearly as bad as before and I can see my feet.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

"A little pudgy" - you just had a baby!!!

You're supposed to weigh twice your normal weight! It's no fair! You just had a baby, and you'll STILL be able to get back in shape faster than me - I've got 40 kilos to get rid of!

Concentrate on getting your daughter her milk. Don't rush the weight loss, I don't think it's good for the vitamins in the milk. Trust me, the pudginess will melt off you once Z learns how to walk and pull things down - then you'll be running after her all day!

 

[RenzaJones]

twice my normal weight no thanks but I suppose you're right i wont rush it or diet or anything besides the mrs claims she likes it so that's enough for me although I will run everytime I go to Krispy Kreme's just so I don't feel to bad when I have to eat a half a dozen doughnuts you know to keep up my mommy strength

 

[Colleen Thomas]

twice my normal weight no thanks but I suppose you're right i wont rush it or diet or anything besides the mrs claims she likes it so that's enough for me although I will run everytime I go to Krispy Kreme's just so I don't feel to bad when I have to eat a half a dozen doughnuts you know to keep up my mommy strength

Love your av, your gorgeous woman

*HUGS*

 

[RenzaJones]

thanks now give me a kiss

 

[Colleen Thomas]

thanks now give me a kiss

Where



and a

or two. Apply liberally wehreever ya want em

-Colly

 

[lucky-E-leven]

I just love lightning bugs.

Love, Love, Love 'em.

 

[Belegon]

some people drive me insane. in a good way. You know who you are.

 

[Guest]

New meaning to fun on the job

Judge 'caught using penis pump'

A judge in America is reportedly facing the sack after using a penis pump while trying cases in court.

Donald Thompson, 57, was seen fumbling beneath his robes under his bench.

Witnesses claim they heard 'whooshing' noises, and a police officer said he saw the judge pumping a tube between his legs.

Court clerk Lisa Foster says Thompson's manouevrings meant she saw his penis at least 20 times.

The judge, who presides at Creek County Court in Oklahoma, said the gadget, used to extend the penis, was a 'gag gift' from a friend.

But the district attorney wants him sacked for his 'moral turpitude'.

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something tells me.. he would have been much better off with a stenographer beneath his robes....

 

[Somme]

Re: New meaning to fun on the job

But the district attorney wants him sacked for his 'moral turpitude'.

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I prefer gin, myself.

 

[Guest]

rage

GIRL SLEPT WITH FOR HER OWN SAKE
TULSA, OK—University of Tulsa sophomore Ben Stoll was gracious enough to sleep with third-year law student Rosie Andriessen Monday. "Rosie had been acting insecure and needy all evening, so I figured I'd help her out a bit," said Stoll, who met Andriessen last year through common friends. "She probably thinks she's too chubby. It must be a big boost for her to have sex with a guy like me." Stoll decided not to call Andriessen the next day, nor to return any calls she might make, so as not to get her hopes up.

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I rarely get pissed when i read the news because, frankly, id spend all my time being angry... but this.. WTF!
Abs.. someone needs to be bitch slapped and this time, its not me.

its not the fact that whats his face did the mercy fucking but that the debacle made it into the paper ok ok.. (the onion) with names involved..
what an asswipe..

 

[Honey123]

Re: rage

GIRL SLEPT WITH FOR HER OWN SAKE
TULSA, OK—University of Tulsa sophomore Ben Stoll was gracious enough to sleep with third-year law student Rosie Andriessen Monday. "Rosie had been acting insecure and needy all evening, so I figured I'd help her out a bit," said Stoll, who met Andriessen last year through common friends. "She probably thinks she's too chubby. It must be a big boost for her to have sex with a guy like me." Stoll decided not to call Andriessen the next day, nor to return any calls she might make, so as not to get her hopes up.

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I rarely get pissed when i read the news because, frankly, id spend all my time being angry... but this.. WTF!
Abs.. someone needs to be bitch slapped and this time, its not me.

its not the fact that whats his face did the mercy fucking but that the debacle made it into the paper ok ok.. (the onion) with names involved..
what an asswipe..

That guy is an asshole!!!

 

[RenzaJones]

I need to have sex lots and lots of sex

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Re: rage

GIRL SLEPT WITH FOR HER OWN SAKE
TULSA, OK—University of Tulsa sophomore Ben Stoll was gracious enough to sleep with third-year law student Rosie Andriessen Monday.

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I rarely get pissed when i read the news because, frankly, id spend all my time being angry... but this.. WTF!
Abs.. someone needs to be bitch slapped and this time, its not me.

Vella?

I'm a heckuva lot closer than Abs and personally don't think a good bitch-slapping is good enough for this fuck-nut, but I'd be more than happy to put a boot in his ass. (over and over and over again)

~lucky

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Re: Re: rage

Vella?

I'm a heckuva lot closer than Abs and personally don't think a good bitch-slapping is good enough for this fuck-nut, but I'd be more than happy to put a boot in his ass. (over and over and over again)

~lucky

Take him down girl, and kick his nuts in for me.