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[Guest]

I need to have sex lots and lots of sex

me too!.. oh yeah.. definitely

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Hey you two... I'm in.



~lucky

 

[ABSTRUSE]

me too!.. oh yeah.. definitely

Get out! You? really?
I'm stumped.

 

[Guest]

can we have a lucky sandwhich???

i like to eat the middle first...

does that make me a bad person?

 

[Guest]

Get out! You? really?
I'm stumped.

i know.. im usually so laid back and spiritless where sex is concerned.. ..

 

[ABSTRUSE]

can we have a lucky sandwhich???

i like to eat the middle first...

does that make me a bad person?

No but stealing hubcaps does....I want mine back now.

 

[Guest]

No but stealing hubcaps does....I want mine back now.

come and get em.. you always want what you cant have... erm .. back..
ill wrestle you for em

 

[ABSTRUSE]

come and get em.. you always want what you cant have... erm .. back..
ill wrestle you for em

give me a few days to wedge into my leotards, then you're going down....hitting the deck!!!

searching for can of Crisco to help get leotards on......

 

[Guest]

give me a few days to wedge into my leotards, then you're going down....hitting the deck!!!

searching for can of Crisco to help get leotards on......

forget the leopard skin outfit.. well just sumo for em.. no need for crisco.. baby oil is good too.. that way the shine will blind passersby and they wont be scared for life.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

forget the leopard skin outfit.. well just sumo for em.. no need for crisco.. baby oil is good too.. that way the shine will blind passersby and they wont be scared for life.

Do you remember G.L.O.W.? the Glamourous Ladies OF Wrestling.

We could start that up again. We just need costumes.

 

[Guest]

Do you remember G.L.O.W.? the Glamourous Ladies OF Wrestling.

We could start that up again. We just need costumes.

and here i am.. so close to the WWF headquarters in new haven..

what would your stage name be.. besides Bitchon wheels.

 

[Guest]

I feel like saying something really deep and profound. I've been thinking this for about half an hour now, but all I've ended up with is indigestion.

It's the trolls thread. Makes me think deep. Some of it makes me think of excrement, but you gotta take the rough with the smooth.

Lou

 

[oggbashan]

It's the trolls thread. Makes me think deep. Some of it makes me think of excrement, but you gotta take the rough with the smooth.

Lou

But like the trolls thread, it all ends up in the same place.

Where's the nearest gardrobe?

Og

 

[destinie21]

mistaken identity is funny

 

[ABSTRUSE]

NOTICE:

Friday is STAND UP COMEDY DAY at Abstrusion's.

Come and be heckled by the best....ME.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Second Jeopardy up. Any contestants?

 

[Svenskaflicka]

I've got large, blue marks on my thighs from yesterday, when I went swimming with M's dog, and the animal tried to climb up on me.

Claws, claws..!

 

[lucky-E-leven]

I've got large, blue marks on my thighs from yesterday, when I went swimming with M's dog, and the animal tried to climb up on me.

Claws, claws..!

That's a bummer. I've had that happened and had a scar down my stomach and back from separate incidents that same day. They're gone now but it was painful.

Fun to be swimming, though.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Icecold water, but hey, it's July, and the water is there. You just HAVE to go swimming, even if you'll catch pneumonia.
It's tradition.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Icecold water, but hey, it's July, and the water is there. You just HAVE to go swimming, even if you'll catch pneumonia.
It's tradition.

LOL

Not quite the same thing here. Our temperatures outside are due to hit 100 tomorrow and all weekend. This means that any pool water will feel like bath water and swimming loses some of its appeal then. But I'm glad you're doing the summer thing.

How's her new baby?

 

[Svenskaflicka]

It reminds me about my cat. It sleeps, it eats, it poops, and it makes wailing sounds.

I think she's doing just great.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Thing is, with M having a baby daughter one month ago, and Renza having one recently, I had this dream the other night that I had twin daughters.

I was very disappointed, because they didn't look at all like Hubby.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Thing is, with M having a baby daughter one month ago, and Renza having one recently, I had this dream the other night that I had twin daughters.

I was very disappointed, because they didn't look at all like Hubby.

Oh, I wouldn't sweat that at all. I used to have wedding dreams where the person I met at the altar was a stranger. Not even someone I knew.

And my baby dreams were super weird. I never saw their faces but plenty of weird things happened.



When are you planning to see the stud again?

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Being nice to Charley.....body rejecting kindness....passsinngg oooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuttttttttt.

 

[RenzaJones]

When I first woke up I had no idea what day it was