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[SlickTony]

Originally posted by destinie21
I went to see my women everyone is doing good Renza ma is raising a ruckus and Zenobia is cathing all the attention she deserves.

That's wonderful!

I don't know how, but somehow I missed out on the baby news. When did she arrive? How much does she weigh?

 

[lucky-E-leven]

That's wonderful!

I don't know how, but somehow I missed out on the baby news. When did she arrive? How much does she weigh?

Hey Slick!

Visit the Welcome! thread.



~lucky

 

[matriarch]

And now for something completely different.....

I burned my lip while cooking/devouring my supper. I made the mistake of getting too close to a fork tyne that had nano-seconds earlier been immersed in hot oil. OUCH!
I have a rather splendid blister on my bottom lip.
Tomorrow I'm going to look as if I've gone 5 rounds with Mohammed Ali.........or, if I'm lucky (no, not her, the other one), as if I had a particularly strenuous nighttime exercise.



Mat (kitchen cockups a speciality - ask my kids )

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Re: And now for something completely different.....

I burned my lip while cooking/devouring my supper. I made the mistake of getting too close to a fork tyne that had nano-seconds earlier been immersed in hot oil. OUCH!
I have a rather splendid blister on my bottom lip.
Tomorrow I'm going to look as if I've gone 5 rounds with Mohammed Ali.........or, if I'm lucky (no, not her, the other one), as if I had a particularly strenuous nighttime exercise.



Mat (kitchen cockups a speciality - ask my kids )

Do we have to monitor you?

 

[mcfbridge]

new poem

Have a new, non-erotic poem out there. Since it's really difficult to get any kind of feedback or comments on poetry, I just thought I would come here and go fishing for some.

 

[Guest]

Re: new poem

Have a new, non-erotic poem out there. Since it's really difficult to get any kind of feedback or comments on poetry, I just thought I would come here and go fishing for some.

It is wonderful.

Lou

 

[matriarch]

Re: Re: And now for something completely different.....

Do we have to monitor you?

Yes please!!!
I'll even organise the rota, if you like.........ummm, is it 24-hour monitoring?????? I'm off to bed shortly, who wants to take the first night-shift...????????

 

[mcfbridge]

Perdita, I have no idea what to say to that AV, other than that is one of the most magnificent breasts I have ever seen.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Re: Re: Re: And now for something completely different.....

Yes please!!!
I'll even organise the rota, if you like.........ummm, is it 24-hour monitoring?????? I'm off to bed shortly, who wants to take the first night-shift...????????

I'm working on the roster now, I think Lucky gets the first shift. Perdita wants to be there when your awake to talk and listen to opera.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Deleted.

The link didn't work.

 

[matriarch]

Re: Re: Re: Re: And now for something completely different.....

I'm working on the roster now, I think Lucky gets the first shift. Perdita wants to be there when your awake to talk and listen to opera.

'roster', is that anything like a one-eyed rooster?
Heavens, I thought you all spoke English over there?

You're going to have to find Lucky first, she has been noticeable by her absence this evening, methinks she has taken some time off, exhausted from her time with Lou and Vella on the 'Boo' thread.

I'm going to shower and get ready for bed, just tell whoever gets first shift, to make themselves comfortable, I'll be there shortly.



'feeling loved and protected' Mat.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: And now for something completely different.....

'roster', is that anything like a one-eyed rooster?
Heavens, I thought you all spoke English over there?

You're going to have to find Lucky first, she has been noticeable by her absence this evening, methinks she has taken some time off, exhausted from her time with Lou and Vella on the 'Boo' thread.

I'm going to shower and get ready for bed, just tell whoever gets first shift, to make themselves comfortable, I'll be there shortly.



'feeling loved and protected' Mat.

I have her sedated for now, she was getting a little wild. Vella is taking the shift after Perdita.

 

[matriarch]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: And now for something completely different.....

I have her sedated for now, she was getting a little wild. Vella is taking the shift after Perdita.

Waking up to conversation and music with Perdita would be an extremely calming way to start the day.

P, what's your choice for breakfast??

Does that mean I get to take Vella to work with me? Would she be comfortable curled up under my desk, keeping an eye on me??

Mat

 

[Guest]

Artist Selling His Snot Ball For $20K

LONDON (Wireless Flash) -- A London artist who collected mucus from his nose for two years and displayed the resulting ball of snot at four separate art exhibitions is now ready to part with his prized possession -- to the tune of roughly $20,000.

James Robert Ford's brussels sprout-sized "Bogey Ball" now rests in a glass case on a shelf in his apartment, but he is seeking an art collector to take possession of it.

He wants no less than 10,000 British pounds for the mucus blob, explaining that each booger is a part of his body and it would be impossible for anyone to replicate.

In Ford's words, "It's a physical record of all the different places I have been and people I've met."

The price breaks down to roughly 10 pounds per piece of mucus -- or about $18 U.S.

How does Ford feel about parting with his notorious piece of art? He says, "It will be hard to let go, but at the same time it's hard not to have any money."

*******
I could be so rich .........

 

[Guest]

Another classy Brit.

 

[Randi Grail]

My nutty grandmother have 40 years worth of nail clippings in a big jar. She could be a millionaire by now.

 

[Guest]

A SOULUTION

if you think you have a large ass.... you can either diet or have surgery to reduce it...

but.. i just found a new way... im thinking seriously.. this is the new answer.. since my breasts are so damn small...

take a look.


Nipple Addition

 

[doormouse]

Re: A SOULUTION

if you think you have a large ass.... you can either diet or have surgery to reduce it...

but.. i just found a new way... im thinking seriously.. this is the new answer.. since my breasts are so damn small...

take a look.


Nipple Addition

LMFAO!!!!!!!!

Ya nut LOL ;-)

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I finally started drawing again last night, nothing major, but a start.
I know someone will be happy to hear that.

 

[destinie21]

I found some of my writing from high school, boy was I a little twit.

 

[RenzaJones]

I'm writing another story finally

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I'm writing another story finally

Hooray, Hi mom! Glad to see you again, you've lost weight!!!

 

[Honey123]

"He" is walking on egg shells around me. All because I let him read the story about him....

I am sad.

Topic of the No Topic:

What do you do when you care too much?

 

[Guest]

I finally started drawing again last night, nothing major, but a start.
I know someone will be happy to hear that.

CAN I GET AN AMEN?!

 

[Guest]

"He" is walking on egg shells around me. All because I let him read the story about him....

I am sad.

Topic of the No Topic:

What do you do when you care too much?

move on.. apparently 'He' doesnt have the appropriate lithium dosage.. or hes really bummed that he ran out of viagra.. either way..

theres more fish in the pond.

so that was slightly.. erm shallow but i know that you know.. my hearts in the right place and seriously.. hes answered you. find another job babe.. its a good move.
i love ya.